Practice Social Distancing With Cody!

Cody sez: "Cheez Whiz! It's natural!"

I am pleased to announce the return of Cody to Th' House O' Foam©! The technical expertise, leadership and mentoring skills, academic rigor and intuitive wisdom which she brought to the table have been much-missed. Her presence more than compensates for a culture of toxic masculinity and will, I hope, encourage other dames out there to join the conversation and change the narrative!

Today, Cody has chosen to speak about the timely issue of Social Distancing! Cody?

"Social Distancing? Are you kidding? I already spent, like, my young life distancing myself socially from skeevy old-timers like you! Doesn't take a pandemic for me to avoid you like the plague! I'm, like, ew? Dream on, Grandpa, and keep your hairy old hands to yourself!"

That's great news, Cody, and valuable information, too!

Sunday is a swell time to distance yourself socially with some E-Z listenin' tuneage. Today we gots Urubamba, which is like Mexican music or something from Spain [Peru, you doofus - Ed.]. These guys used to make tourist music under the name of Los Incas until Paul Simon culturally appropriated them. Gorgeous, gorgeous music.

Deolinda is a swell happy-fado disc from Argentina [Portugal, FFS - Ed.] you can play from your balcony to th' empty boulevard below! Happy Social Distancing!