Metallic Pastry Week At Th' House O' Foam© Part Deux
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This may have slipped you by while you were off learning skills at a Federal correctional facility or holing up in th' old abandoned grain silo. It's Th' Dan on T.V.! Only without the picture. So it's more like radio. Which is like watching T.V. with your eyes closed ("the pictures are better"). Turn the sound way down and pretend it's the neighbors' T.V. for added realism! Bang on the wall with your fists, screaming turn it down you goddam hippie motherfuckers! and wait for th' po-lice to arrive!
LAUGH as thy wisecrack their way through questions from the audience! WEEP with nostalgia as they play their top ten hits live in the studio! Hoo boy!
Plus also too - at no extra charge - just a dollar - this swell fake [English for faux - Ed.] album cover, ideal for scrap-booking or cat litter!
(This post made possible by funding from the North American Veeblefetzer Corp.®)
Here in New Yawk at LaGuardia Airport, they start every PA announcement with the same chord that opens Steely Dan's Deacon Blues.
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In a bind
In my mind
Noah's Ark
Jumped the shark
Skirt steaks
Birthday cakes
Cut them nice
To be precise
The deed is done
Master of none
Quite invasive
Always abrasive
Steely Dan
Drives the van
Straight from Boston
To hipster Austin
On,to LA
Selling X-rays
Hushed Golf Applause and a LINK for JKC's swell garland of poesie!
ReplyDeleteThank you, sir - I comes on orl sufisticated loik when I listens to the Steely...
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ReplyDeleteThanks for all you do Mr. Throckmorton!
And thank you, Mr. Cat, for not making the joke!
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