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Mission Statement: to do very little, for very few, for not very long. Disappointing the easily pleased since 1819. Not as good as it used to be from Day One. History is Bunk - PT Barnum. Artificially Intelligent before it was fashionable. Fat camp for the mind! Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost. The Shock of the Old! Often bettered, never imitated. "Wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein" - Pauly Shore.
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| Handsome Sturdley Q. Standish, FT3 body double, yesterday |
So here's the deal - anonymous comments that are neither interesting, informative, politely chatty, or funny will be deleted. This is not an attack on any personal freedoms - in choosing to be anonymous you give those up.
Interesting, informative, politely chatty, funny. These, then, are the four columns on which th' IoF© is built. And relevant. Five columns.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.
Executive producer David Heyman could have made me rich and famous by filming Helium, but chose instead to make the Harry Potter movies, and himself a billionaire. His loss, right?
Still and all, if you're in the mood for some very sophisticated light and cool combo jazz, which this surely is, you'll dig this. There's an added-value bonus in the download!
Can't think of anything to type here - maybe later.
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| Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond, yesterday |
This week the dapper duo will be playing all volumes of Electric Psychedelic Sitar Headswirlers in an epic all-nite freakout! And you're invited! Far out, huh, kids?! Here's husky bath-house posterboy Jerry to open proceedings!
JP Hey kids! Tonite we gots-
FT3 Sorry, Jer, but that's all we have time for, so it's back to the studio and Marvinia Geeky [left - Ed.] with the Nude Traffic Roundup! [APPLAUSE, BURLESQUE STRIPPER MUSIC]
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