Monday, March 23, 2026

AOC On Th' IoF! Dept. - Forager

My closest bestie Alex with her own vinyl Foragers album, yestiddy

The greatest prexy the USA will never have, on account which youse bums just ain't civilised enough, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is also one heck of a dame. Babelicious, even. And, it turns out, a frequent passing visitor to th' Isle O' Foam©. "I'm always grabbing the second-tier psych,'" she laughs, "but I'm too busy fighting the apocalyptic shitstorm of ignorance and evil in my shithole country to leave a comment!"


Ms. Ocasio-Cortez [left - Ed.] slurped one of Kreemé's signature Mountain Oyster n' Buffalo Knuckle smoothies as we relaxed poolside to the soothing melodies of her latest discovery, Foragers' debut album Even A Child Can Cover The Sun With A Finger.

FT3 Gee whiz, AOC-

AOC Please! Call me Alex, Farq? All my most intimate friends call me Alex. And I feel we've bonded somehow ...

FT3 (running finger around collar) Woooof! Well *cough* Alex, gee whiz ... this group is so new to me I ain't even a'heered of 'em, so new which they is ...

AOC Come sit next to me, Big Guy!

FT3 *kaffkaffkaff* Well, okay then. Ha ha! Just let me .... roll up my Yo-Yo string here ...

AOC I'm lovin' me a man who can handle a Yo-Yo! You're so masterful ...

FT3 Ha ha! Sure sounds like a swell album! Yessiree Bob! Or would do if I could stop this rush of blood in my ears ...

AOC (breathing in FT3's ear) Is that the only rush you're feeling? Let's take a look ...

FT3 (unnaturally high voice) YIKES!

AOC Why, Mister Throckmorton! You're ... mmm ... !!!

 

[Tape runs out at this point, as does all self restraint - Ed.]


This here album is the best debut I ever heard, or might as well be. These guys are going to be (excuse my French) énorme!

 

Gahd, I love this woman ...

 

Saturday, March 21, 2026

Once Again I Am Asking You To Freak Out! Dept. Now With Added Sensible Screed!


You'll know Bernie Sanders for his role as "Gwampa Wobbly" in NBC sitcom Those Commie Motherfuckers! but did you know he's possibly the greatest living authority on Frank Zappa's The Mothers Of Invention [popular beat combo - Ed.]?

Bernie "sits in" with Turtles of Invention!
 

Here's th' Bern waxing loquacious anent The MoFo's seminal first long-playing elpee album:

"Hi, pop teens! Not many folks know that Freak Out! was actually the second iteration of the famed album! The original mix became available a while ago, rather misleadingly entitled  The Alternate Freak Out! - if anything, the album as issued is the alternate version. And even worse, it had a cover that made you throw hot chunks! So my good friend Farq has crafted an Art Design that fits the music like a pair of hand-knitted mittens! The deliverable is my own rip @320. Remember to register to vote!"

Thanks, Bern! And if you see AOC, could you ax her to swing by th' IoF© for an intryview? And, uh, a neck rub? Big fan!

In the interests of transparency, I should point out that there seems to be an agreement that this is essentially the same mix as the first album, with a couple, maybe three, snippets that got snipped out for the official release, and the tracks in a different order - but (and it's a big one) this simply sounds better. Clearer. It really is like hearing it for the first time. So how this can be accomplished without it being a different mix is a mystery to me. I got it from thepoodlebites @upvhq blog, where you can grab it at flac quality, if that butters your parsnip, with the original crap bootleg sleeve.

The Biggest WTF? Album Of All Time

Freak Out! was recorded in April, 1966, at exactly the same time as Revolver, and a few weeks after Blonde On Blonde and Pet Sounds. Let that sink in. What was in the actual air back then? Each of these albums, in its own characteristic way, represents some kind of pinnacle of zeitgeist art. Yet Freak Out! is rarely grouped with its peers because ... well ...

Jeannie Vassoir, the Voice of Cheese
  

Pet Sounds, Revolver, Blonde On Blonde have consistency and a readily-understood integrity. Nobody scratches their heads when listening to them, each has a recognisably distinct character. Freak Out! is all over the place, like a coked-up squirrel with ADD in Nutz-'R-Us© on Black Friday. Zappa thought of it as a satirical concept album, which it may be, but even those pop fans who knew what satire was (there must have been a couple) didn't give much of a fuck about it. Satire in any form is not that potent a weapon, or that big a laugh, and when it's unfocussed ("everybody sucks, including you") it's reduced almost to meaninglessness. And if the satirical edge is blunted by an affection for its target (as doo-wop is here), everybody gets confused.

Zappa thought it was going to be a big hit, and so did Verve, encouraged by the swivel-eyed enthusiasm of producer Tom Wilson, who was on acid in the studio. They were strange times. That Zappa got to make another album is a miracle, after the big-budget Freak Out! crawled briefly to the coveted 130 spot on the Billboard chart, and was one of the first albums to be thrown in the dumpster when Verve hit the skids.

Like most Zappa albums, Freak Out! is just as relevant, enjoyable, and confusing as it was back then. Nothing was changed by his satire, but then that's satire's failing, or yours, not his. Seen in a certain light, it becomes a perfect condensation, synthesis, and palimpsest (if you will) of his life in music. Everything he did later is here in embryonic form, a tiny zircon-encrusted Fabergè chocolate egg, perfect in every sticky protruberance, a Sistine Chapel ceiling on velvet, a 3D Mona Lisa with her tits out. File under: geniusness.


This post funded by Larry's Used Lube™ - "The lube Larry used!"

 

 

Thursday, March 19, 2026

TV Heads-Up Dept. - The Capture


We're two
episodes in of what seems to be a well up to par third series. If you've missed out, grab the first two series first, from the usual shady corners of the internet. You'll find it hard not to binge watch. Impeccable everything, from the script up. It's that rare thing, an intelligent thriller. Great ideas, great execution, and nearly into SF in terms of beyond cutting edge technology. Aaaand ... no disappointing series endings! Things are wrapped up nicely, possibilities are suggested, leaving you thirsting for the next series. Utterly brilliant, really.

Executive producer David Heyman could have made me rich and famous by filming Helium, but chose instead to make the Harry Potter movies, and himself a billionaire. His loss, right?  

 

 

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

The Great Jazz And Pop Vocal Albums Dept.


Will Friedwald's book of that title is a wonderful read. His knowledge and enthusiasm are a winning combination of fan worship and critical smarts. Of course, we may not agree with his choices ("it's all subjective, innit?" - The Internet, yesterday) but that's part of the fun.


Fred Astaire [left - Ed.] cut one of the very first albums, back when an album was just that - a bound book containing pockets to hold the discs - and it's one of the first albums Friedwald talks about. Fred was the last to claim any merit as a singer, and he has my wholehearted support in this, although Friedwald elevates him to the ranks of the greats (he also rates Chet Baker, another no-voice vocalist - who's next? Claudine Longet?).

Still and all, if you're in the mood for some very sophisticated light and cool combo jazz, which this surely is, you'll dig this. There's an added-value bonus in the download!


Can't think of anything to type here - maybe later.