Covid Cuties Strip For Science! - FMF© Report
Did you know that deadly virus germs lurk in clothes an' laundry an' stuff? Kandace and Kourtney Veeblefetzer, of Trucknuts, AR, sure do! "I'm like, ew?" Kandace (22, Wellness Consultant) up-spoke yesterday. Sister Kourtney (19, Marine Biologist) agrees: "We're bringing awareness of the global pandemic to people who otherwise might not have heard of it."
Every little bit helps, gals! FMF© applauds these Sisters of Science in their Crusade For Cleanliness! In honor of their bold initiative, boosting page hits to a pandemic level, we'll be posting some old country rock album (probably) in the comments later! BRB!
You spelt Kourtney rong toards the end - you spelt it "country". Jes sayin.
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DeleteToday's download features country rock stalwarts Steely Dan swinging their way through a small but exquisitely nuanced set of demos you probably don't have. All info is included in the file package.
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Well these two gals certainly beat the guys in the hazmat suits while being equally eye-catching….well, maybe a tad more so.
ReplyDeleteI like the one on the left, with Betty Davis thighs. No not that Betty Davis, the other one.
DeleteIt maybe goes a tad too far to describe Steely Dan as "country-rock stalwa...hold on, you misspelled that there again! I am indeed sure that Steely Dan are the first and foremost authority on Kourtney rock worldwide.
ReplyDeleteNice to know that we can rely on the House-O-Foam© to look out for our health and well-being!
ReplyDeleteThose tell-tale signs of covid infection in full:
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- Wearing masks in public
- Being a Millennial
- Spending even more time on your fucking phone than ever
- Headaches, sniffles, dandruff, athlete's foot, halitosis
If you suffer from any of the above, death is certain, sooner or later!
What yu can do:
- Enjoy the swell music an' other "content" at Th' House O'Foam© - but don't tell your friends! More than 4 or 5 constitutes a health risk!
And I thought that Steely Dan put the c*nt in country-rock
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Well, considering their name they rather put the cock in c(ountry r)ock.
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