Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Covid Cuties Strip For Science! - FMF© Report

Did you know that deadly virus germs lurk in clothes an' laundry an' stuff? Kandace and Kourtney Veeblefetzer, of Trucknuts, AR, sure do! "I'm like, ew?" Kandace (22, Wellness Consultant) up-spoke yesterday. Sister Kourtney (19, Marine Biologist) agrees: "We're bringing awareness of the global pandemic to people who otherwise might not have heard of it."

 Every little bit helps, gals! FMF© applauds these Sisters of Science in their Crusade For Cleanliness! In honor of their bold initiative, boosting page hits to a pandemic level, we'll be posting some old country rock album (probably) in the comments later! BRB!
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14 comments:

  1. mculticeMarch 17, 2020 at 7:34 AM

    You spelt Kourtney rong toards the end - you spelt it "country". Jes sayin.

    Carc

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  2. Jack Kerouac's CatMarch 17, 2020 at 8:01 AM

    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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  3. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 17, 2020 at 3:09 PM

    Today's download features country rock stalwarts Steely Dan swinging their way through a small but exquisitely nuanced set of demos you probably don't have. All info is included in the file package.



    See if you can spot the link! It's somewhere in this coment!

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  4. One Buck GuyMarch 17, 2020 at 10:56 PM

    Well these two gals certainly beat the guys in the hazmat suits while being equally eye-catching….well, maybe a tad more so.

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    1. Jack Kerouac's CatMarch 17, 2020 at 11:59 PM

      I like the one on the left, with Betty Davis thighs. No not that Betty Davis, the other one.

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  5. One Buck GuyMarch 17, 2020 at 11:03 PM

    It maybe goes a tad too far to describe Steely Dan as "country-rock stalwa...hold on, you misspelled that there again! I am indeed sure that Steely Dan are the first and foremost authority on Kourtney rock worldwide.

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  6. BillMarch 17, 2020 at 11:27 PM

    Nice to know that we can rely on the House-O-Foam© to look out for our health and well-being!

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  7. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 18, 2020 at 7:10 AM

    Those tell-tale signs of covid infection in full:

    - Stockpiling toilet rolls
    - Wearing masks in public
    - Being a Millennial
    - Spending even more time on your fucking phone than ever
    - Headaches, sniffles, dandruff, athlete's foot, halitosis

    If you suffer from any of the above, death is certain, sooner or later!

    What yu can do:

    - Enjoy the swell music an' other "content" at Th' House O'Foam© - but don't tell your friends! More than 4 or 5 constitutes a health risk!

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  8. AnonymousMarch 18, 2020 at 6:42 PM

    And I thought that Steely Dan put the c*nt in country-rock

    Yours aye
    JJWombat

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  9. One Buck GuyMarch 23, 2020 at 5:49 AM

    Well, considering their name they rather put the cock in c(ountry r)ock.

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  10. Flashlight GeometryMarch 26, 2020 at 8:22 PM

    This link is impossible to find.

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