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2: No.
3: Yes.
4: No (beware of misinformation on this point!)
5: Maybe.
6: For, like, ever.
7: Two metres.
8: Not on the first date.
9: At your age? Are you kidding?
10: I give the House O' Foam©, and its handsome proprietor, Farquhar Throckmorton III, a thorough wipe down with a damp cloth on a daily basis. There is virtually no risk in visiting, and most downloads are guaranteed to be more or less entirely clear of the virus that's brought the rest of the world to its knees. So relax, sit back, and enjoy today's upcoming Foam Features©!
Sage advice.
ReplyDeleteWe take global pandemics seriously here.
DeleteI had been swithering about self-isolating but your latest post has me more worried about self-abusing
ReplyDeleteYours aye
JJWombat
Ya don't gots to abuse youse-self no more, JJ - leave us do that for ya, ya sap!
DeleteCompetent answers. Perhaps I can get more of these with my personal questions. Over here (in Germany) now all schools and kindergartens are closed by order of the goverment. They say it will only last for two weeks. My question is now: what do they expect for the day after?
ReplyDeleteA1) The end of the world (as we know it).
A2) The end of the world (at all).
B1) The virus will be gone to some other planet.
B2) The hype will be gone to some other planet.
Comments by bikini girls (with photos) only.
We take drugs seriously at our house, too.
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