Sunday, May 17, 2020

"Uh ... Clem"

Clem Alford is kinda-sorta the U.K.'s Collin Walcott. They should swap names, you ask me. Nothing more Brit than Collin, nothing more U.S. than Clem.

Both play the sitar, see. Not just sprinkling Eastern fairydust over whiteboy Pilsbury hash cakes, but actually mastering the thing, which takes some moxie. And then incorporating it into music that we can sit through without falling asleep.

Magic Carpet used to be rare, back in the Old Normal days when you could rub greasy shoulders with swivel-eyed collectors in any store that had a box of albums on the floor without catching anything worse than dandruff. Dem was th' days, huh pals? I had to find this twice to get both a good sleeve and minty-fresh vinyl. From '72 - you'll think earlier.

Whip-pan to '74, a time slip which is only evident in the startling-in-context synth patches on the second track of Mirror Image. Jeez - wotta chapati-n'-cheez cover. Recursivity may be swell in principle but difficult to accomplish, as demonstrated here.


Today, Clem is still asking the musical question why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air? His latest band - the snappily-monickered Uniting Of Opposites - a name I'll have forgotten again by the time I reach the end of this sentence - made this fabulous thing, Ancient Lights, in 2018. It's as gorgeous as its cover. Who's it by again?

18 comments:

  1. Win cheap simulacra of these swell record albums by copy-pasting the following phrase into your comment!

    "Yes! Rush me my FREE LIFE-SIZE SEAMONKEY SUBMARINE! I enclose 25c (Confederate) postage and handling."

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    1. "Yes! Rush me my FREE LIFE-SIZE SEAMONKEY SUBMARINE! I enclose 25c (Confederate) postage and handling."

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  2. "Yes! Rush me my FREE LIFE-SIZE SEAMONKEY SUBMARINE! I enclose 25c (Confederate) postage and handling."

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  3. I'd like a little of that FREE LIFE-SIZE SEAMONKEY SUBMARINE action too!

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  4. "Yes! Rush me my FREE LIFE-SIZE SEAMONKEY SUBMARINE! I enclose 25c (Confederate) postage and handling." is that all there is to it ?

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  5. Late to the party, but "Yes! Rush me my FREE LIFE-SIZE SEAMONKEY SUBMARINE! I enclose 25c (Confederate) postage and handling."

    As a kid, I considered selling Grit magazine, to finance that 7foot Polaris Nuclear Submarine.

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  6. "Yes! Rush me my FREE LIFE-SIZE SEAMONKEY SUBMARINE! I enclose 25c (Confederate) postage and handling."

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  7. A quick question, Farq: Exactly how big is this life-size seamonkey submarine? I live in a small studio apartment and things are already quite cramped….

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  8. Love the Firesign Theater/I Think We're All Bozo's On This Bus reference

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    1. You came for the Firesign, you left with some swell music.

      There's a remix of Roller Maidens somewhere in the crawl space - you'll enjoy that. Combat crawl into Posts Of Yore ...

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    2. An interesting directive, but as this island seems invisible to the Gargler, a more pointy pointed pointer would be appreciated, since a point in every direction is the same as no point at all.

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    3. It's here:

      https://falsememoryfoam.blogspot.com/2019/08/phillibuster.html

      - or was until the link died. I can't tell you how fantastic this version is. Oh, okay, I can. It's very fantastic. If you want me to go to all the trouble and expense and sheer backbreaking physical effort to re-up it, you're going to have to tell me a funny joke.

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    4. I'll have to look around a bit. Maybe there's something hidden in the boys' bedroom.

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  9. I like all three. I'm a sucker for (most) anything with a sitar in it.

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  10. Hope I'm not too late -- "Yes! Rush me my FREE LIFE-SIZE SEAMONKEY SUBMARINE! I enclose 25c (Confederate) postage and handling."

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