Monday, May 18, 2020

Administrative Error Dept. - Wrong Picture Uploaded By Mistake

So - who's looking at the horizon?
Rod The Mod is generally written off (Ed - you're fired) as a creative artist after [YOUR SHARK-JUMP ALBUM HERE - Ed.], and forever cast into perdition by simpering rock snobs, although he did okay by the record-buying and tour-attending public. I tried posting a Great American Songbook album a while back, and I'm still scraping off the rotten soup greens and furry white tomatoes that were hurled at me. Well, fuck you!

The blanket dismissal of everything the guy does is baffling. He's made a bunch of albums I don't listen to, but no more than say, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, or Van Morrison. When Time appeared in 2013 it got predictably short shrift [shrift is always short - Ed.] from those who didn't need to hear it to know they didn't like it. But it drew reasonable responses from critics who listened. They noted Rod's re-involvement with songwriting, and a return to the folk-rock organic sound of his classic iconic album classics.

But he made the mistake of singing about his happy home life - never a good look for a rock star. Rock bores and Millennials alike demand gritty seriousness and borderline depression - they don't want to hear somebody having a better time than they are. And Rod's having a party on this album. He wears his heart on his sleeve [where else? his collar? - Ed.] and unashamedly gets off on sentimentality - who else does that?

During the course of my in-depth research for this timely and provocative
She's back there!
think-piece, I listened to Every Picture Tells A Story and this, back to back. Picture has Maggie May and Mandolin Wind, but also a bunch of songs that are really no more than grooves, including the title track. Time is more consistent in quality, more varied in tone, and the high point Brighton Beach is as good as anything he ever co-wrote (with old mucker Jim Cregan). And - his singing is better. No - come back! It's no longer the cartoon rooster crow of the young rocker, but has the warmth and flexibility of a singer matured into his craft. You don't give a shit.


This edition has all the associated bonus tracks, and they're really worth having, including fantastic versions of Here Comes The Night, Corrina Corrina, and - especially - Shake Your Moneymaker.

(I don't know how this candid surfside snap of Kreemé got uploaded instead of the album cover, but I can assure you that it was entirely accidental and in no way intended to hook you into a piece about somebody you think turned to shit decades ago. Perish forbid!)

46 comments:

  1. I tried to look at the horizon, but...things...obstructed my view. So I stared really hard at those obstacles, thinking I will see the horizon better once I got a good visual grasp of these round shaped objects obstructing my view on that magnificent horizon.

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  2. Okay, does this post exist because I said mean things about Rod in that Barry Manilow thread? Am I *sob* a simpering rock snob?

    Fuckin' A I am! His American Songbook albums SUCK! My parents listen to and love these albums! That isn't by itself a deciding factor, but given my dad's old penchant for country rock and prog rock ground into liking that mush...urgh. There's about three tracks total on those three albums (I'm sure there's more now) that I wanted to listen again...

    But, fine, fine, I will give this a listen without prejudice as soon as you cough up a link, Farqster...after all, the Barry Manilow thread did make me want to relisten to those Neil Diamond albums he made with Rick Rubin in a blatant imitation of what the latter did with Johnny Cash. But it worked! Those albums are actually good!

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    1. I see you're employing the Cartesian methodology of so-and-such-an-album SUCKS! which has long been established as the benchmark for music appreciation. The contrary argument, that so-and-such-an-album ROCKS! is equally valuable in its cogency and depth of analysis. I thank you for raising the level of debate, OBG!

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    2. Of service, as ever, dear Farq. And of course with ALL CAPS power for, uh, like, extra argumentative, uh, like, power, or something.

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  3. Meh.....was never much of a Rod Stewart fan. Don't own any of his music, so I'm pretty much indifferent to the man. In the early 70's I saw The Faces live a few times; while fun, they were pretty much hit and miss alcohol fueled affairs.

    In the "Aughts" if you went out for after work drinks, The "American Songbooks" were de rigueur in the midtown bars. To my ears they were little more than schmaltzy schlock. On the other hand: they did make female administrative assistants on their fourth cosmopolitan go all "tingly".

    I was going to crack wise with a "Urine My Heart" gag, but I thought better of it.

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  4. tits better than music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Well...that depends.

      Tits better than most of Rod's output? Yeah, probably.

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    2. Welcome to the Tiki Bar At The End Of Time, gentlemen. Floor show in ten!

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    3. What's that? Welcome to tits bared at the end of...oh, sorry, whoops, didn't put my reading glasses on. Carry on, then, nothing to see here. Uh, I mean...almost.

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  5. Ed. appears to have a problem with idioms, ie, natural word pairs.
    Why? He never says anything about Kreemé’s natural pair.
    Of course, Kreemé’s pair do not amount to an idiom.
    But just like most idioms, they do speak volumes.

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  6. My take on Rod the Mod, Bod, God, Shod, sod, whatever...
    Rod is a very smart cookie. Rod is a Pop entertainer, and I love Pop. No problem there. Thing is, as a Pop entertainer, he will always gravitate to what is Pop in the moment. When Pop is great, Rod is great, when Pop gets sucky, so do Rod's albums.
    If I prefer the early stuff over the later stuff, and I really REALLY do, it's I guess because I prefer the music of the Faces era generally.
    Not just The Faces mind you, but how music was being composed and performed at the time in general.
    Now, put on that wide belt and work shirt, and tell it like it was.

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  7. Play last few tracks first, skip back to Brighton Beach, tell me this guy got nuthin' ...

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    1. "Shake Your Moneymaker", "Corrina Corrina", "Legless" and "Love Has No Pride" are pretty good. The rest of it is actually better than I expected.

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    2. I have Rod on Skype right now. He's literally sobbing with relief and gratitude and wants you to know - what's that, Rod? - oh - "nothing in my life has meant as much as your muted approval for my "Time" album." Okay - he's blowing his nose - bye, Rod! Catch you later!

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  8. If you think I'm sexy, and you want my body,,,

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  9. Not a huge fan of Stewart's, but def prefer his earlier output (Never a Dull Moment is the last one I liked). But, the guy is in his 70s now - is it fair to think he should still be warbling "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" (setting aside the argument as to whether he ever should have recorded it)? What he's doing now isn't meant for everyone, including those who really liked his earlier recordings.

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    1. See? There you go. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy is not on this album. Nor is Sailing. There's nothing worth a sneer or a snigger on it - a smile, sure. You bring up the age thing - only he and Jagger from the UK Premier League are still sounding as good/better than they did fifty years ago. Something to celebrate.

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    2. Not knocking what he's doing now - just have never really cared for him as an artist. He's never hurt anyone that I'm aware of, has made many people happy, and earned a great living in the process; as my shaman has said: "Winning!"

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    3. I haven't cared for him as an artist either! I liked the hits, way back when, but his albums mostly slipped by. I find myself playing this - and Blood Red Roses, his last - quite a bit. I appreciate the positive vibes he's sending out. Springsteen, now - he does mean a lot to me as an artist. But his albums tend to be be downers, which is odd given the massive uplift his live shows provide. I'd love to hear him happier, like Rod is here. Put this album on loud and dance like a fool while you still can.

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  10. Imagine that you are you. And that you'd written and recorded Mandolin Wind and Brighton Beach. And then done nothing else with your life other than enjoy yourself, do what you fancy and shag beautiful women. Imagine that.
    Cheers, Peanuts Molloy.

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    1. Yeah! And if you let it, this album can make you feel nearly as great as he did making it. No wonder nobody rates him any more. Who needs feeling great? Thank God we have albums from Dylan and Neil Young and Springsteen to remind us that rock music is all about feeling like shit.

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  11. How dare you post a picture of my wife! Why I oughta... And where did you get that picture anyway???

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    1. Your wife doesn't remember you, but says "hi".

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    2. Tell my wife that I didn't say 'Hi'...
      Every day I tell her "you remember me...I was at your wedding"!
      (I call it Clitty Litter)
      KC

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  12. Thank you, sir - I already have Time but I downloaded it for the extra tracks. Totally agree with your position on Rod. If another reminder of how good he can be is needed, the 4 cd Rod Stewart Sessions really is the dog's bollocks...

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  13. Foolish Behavior is about "I'm gonna kill my wife"
    but the rest of it is pretty good, too.
    Some of the instrumentation sounds like Stones finesse...maybe Ronnie W is there.
    I might have to take farq's tip o this one!
    Beautiful post/comments, regardless!
    Did anyone else notice that the horizon is out of level on the 'cover' pic?
    (Neither did I!)
    KC

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    1. C'mon, Kwai - those captions contain valuable encoded information!

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    2. Please forgive, farq!
      Kreeme keeps making my compass spin and I realize now
      that I had read the caption from East to West.
      Maybe, I need a sextant.
      Perigee affliction, I guess!
      I bet she goes through a lot of tee-shirts!
      But, I'll admit...I was careless.
      Can I still sit in the back row?
      Ankh if you love peace and quiet!

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    3. It's pretty funny that the photographer took care of everything except getting the camera level! You can fix this with software, but he still wasn't looking! A man (I'm guessing) who loves his work.

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  14. Alright, back to the bosom...uh, bottom of the matter. Or is it the heart?

    With sentimental Rod, it most certainly is.

    So Rod's Time, then. Yes, this is pretty good. Some production choices are still pretty iffy , especially the club beats on "Sexual Religion", but overall this has a lot of good moments. It might have been better if he did like on his classic albums and mixed some of these covers in with the album proper, though I can understand why he didn't, seeing how this is supposed to be his return to being a singer-songwriter.

    And "Legless" deserves better than being a bonus track. It really should have been on the album proper instead of "Sexual Religion" though in this age of streaming and cherry-picking tracks I guess the concept of "on the album proper" doesn't have as much importance as it once had.

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    1. Thanks for the reminder...
      Will her heart ever stop staring at my eyes?

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  15. Thing is, most of all, it's that smile...

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  16. I thought I'd take one more for the Rod team...
    Blind Prayer is my favorite(from The Rod Syewart Album)
    and that Python Lee Jackson number...
    In A Broken Dream!
    He's been trying to remember how he ever delivered those babies ever since.
    He might have made a decent Rugby man but I don't think he's HEAVY enough.
    He's my Brother...Didn't he emigrate to Malibu?
    The Promised Sand!
    Thank you, farq!

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    1. In A Broken Kreeme???

      ...So, the bartender says "Yeah, we got a drink named after you"!
      Then, the grasshopper says "Really? You've got a drink called Larry Evans?"
      (See...the grasshoppers name was Larry Ev....)
      Gimme a large G&T...steady on the tonic!

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  17. Ha! ha! ha!
    NOW, I get it!!!
    Horizon = Her eyes on
    Damn, farq!
    Excellent

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    1. I think that the first H.O.F. Subsidiary Interwebs site is DESTINED to be called...

      (...Wait for it...):

      "Horizon the Prize"

      It can serve as a sort of Gateway Drug for the Hard Stuff offered up here.

      Once one matriculates on over to F.M.F.(No "U"), passing all the rigorous background Czechs, hazing writuals and so forth, a free weekend pass good for a getaway-kid-you-bother-me admission E-Ticket to the Isle will be FedExed to the wannabe 4-or-5 guy.

      Or gal.

      I do like to think that the Farq clan is all equally-opportune offending-wise.

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  18. This is an obvious attempt to rouse some rabble.

    So transparent. (FMF Heads of Stateliness obviously have NO place in POLITICS...)

    Nevertheless, I'll take the click bait offered by our Master....... And jump in to the fray...

    If ONLY to say that I think that the LEADING line was meant to read:

    "Rod The Mod is generally written OFF as a creative artist after [YOUR SHARK-JUMP ALBUM HERE - Ed.]..."

    amiright?

    If so, what do I win? A Barry Manilow boxed set???

    I'll await at my mailbox with baited (not bated)(not abated)(not battered)(not buttered) breath.

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    1. You're right. I have Ed in with HR right now, reading him the riot act.

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    2. Give 'im the bum's rush.

      Oh, that's it, I've got it. Some aural torture as punishment. When will the FMF Archivists be posting/positing some Poor Man's Zep...???

      Something really wretched . . . And Canadian...?

      Like.....

      RUSH. (NOT Tom...)

      (There's been a short supply of what some might call "Mickey Mouse on helium" music here...)

      Is there ANY "metal" in the H.O.F. Library of Rock Snobs' delights doo-jour...?

      "Stairway to Gilligan's Island," perhaps...?

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    3. Remember when Duke(the surfer) rode his long board into the lagoon?
      He saw Mary Ann...then Ginger...then Lovey Howell and turned to the Skipper and said "You cats ain't ship wrecked...you're HIDING!
      (Don't cry for me Argentina Louise!

      So Anyway, I worked briefly on the Miss Canaveral party fishing boat out of Port Canaveral. My function was to bait the hooks for the charter fishing enthusiasts. The uniform was a T-shirt that read Master Baiter.
      Fortunately I got too tanned and begged my father to move the family back to California. Move over Coppertone!

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    4. BB - Rush? Is that that one band with that one guy what sounds like a girl? Gee - I don't think I have anything by them. Nor want. Ever.

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    5. (How's that for effect???)
      Rush? That was an 'incense' type inhalant known as butyl nitrate!
      Simply, the most FOUL headache since whip-cream chargers...AVOID

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    6. Yeahbut, if you play your "Fly By Night" 45 at 33, you get . . . . . . Cher.

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