Mission Statement: to do very little, for very few, for not very long. Disappointing the easily pleased since 1819. Not as good as it used to be from Day One. History is Bunk - PT Barnum. Artificially Intelligent before it was fashionable. Fat camp for the mind! Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost. The Shock of the Old! Often bettered, never imitated.
Those damned watermelons will do it every time. He should have either carried them with his arms or in a wheel barrow.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed they took a photograph as the accident was actually happening!
DeleteDon't forget the guy who had been using the sauna. Went outdoors nude and sat on one of those wood slat chairs. Being all hot from the stream, his balls slip between the slats as he read the paper. It started to get cold so he decided to go inside. The cool had tightened the old tool bag up and he couldn't get the chair off. Poor bastard rang up the fire dept for relief. They came and bashed the poor chairs to bit. Another one of those days in England.
DeleteFGW - sounds like a Two Ronnies skit!
DeleteI once cracked my tailbone. Most physical pain I have ever endured. Yet, I still find this funny.
ReplyDeleteBetter than somebody else cracking your tailbone.
DeleteI'll take your word for that one!
DeleteThere's a "Fat Bottomed Girls" joke in there, somewhere.
ReplyDeleteThat's a headline that's so good it demands that you go no further...and i didn't
ReplyDeletehmmm ...gardening, eh?
ReplyDeleteIs that what you kids are calling it these days?
DeleteDoes anyone know how it happened. Was he laying pipe or raising a hoe?
ReplyDeleteBilly Gates at the Double X' ranch.
Is that a HO... Erm... HOE . . . ???
ReplyDeleteEr, or, yeah, I gots nuttin'
("Unknown" said it all...)
Sounds like Dr. Brian May nearly met the same fate as Spinal Tap drummer John "Stumpy" Pepys, "who died in a bizarre gardening accident that the authorities said was 'best left unsolved.'"
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