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His solo album was infamously hijacked by the record company [BOOOOO! - Ed.] and marketed as Velvets product - bad idea. As a solo album it don't stink, rubbing scuffed shoulders wit' Hackamore Brick and Da Fift' Avenoo Band, but as a Velvets album, it's more P.U. than V.U. [oh, very clever - you should get paid for this shit - Ed.].
Anyhoo, Doug made a very brave and rare step from the small interiors of New York to the great outdoors of Californy when he joined Eric Kaz, Craig Fuller, and Steve Katz [Foamfeatured antecedently - Ed.] in the unlikely supergroup American Flyer. You'd of thought, right, that what with George Martin [U.K. comedy album producer - Ed.] at the helm, they'd of been large, by George!
In spite of waxing up a couple of swell long-playing records, the group was an underachiever, and it's my guess - NO! COME BACK! - that it was down to the guys being regular-type Joes. All the A-list country rock bands consisted of military-grade asshats, and it's that coke-fueled vicious ego antagonism which produces great music. This is just pretty damn fine music, which should be pretty damn fine enough for you, pally.
To qualify for this Hayseed Hamper O' Harmony™, simply imitate Nico singing "All Tomorrow's Parties". Right here in the comments.
ReplyDeleteThe most eerily convincing impersonation wins the link!
And what costume shall the poor girl wear
ReplyDeleteTo all tomorrow's parties?
A hand-me-down dress from who knows where
To all tomorrow's parties
And where will she go, and what shall she do
When midnight comes around?
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown
And cry behind the door
And what costume shall the poor girl wear
To all tomorrow's parties?
Why silks and linens of yesterday's gowns
To all tomorrow's parties
And what will she do with Thursday's rags
When Monday comes around?
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown
And cry behind the door
And what costume shall the poor girl wear
To all tomorrow's parties?
For Thursday's child is Sunday's clown
For whom none will go mourning
A blackened shroud, a hand-me-down gown
Of rags and silks, a costume
Fit for one who sits and cries
For all tomorrow's parties
Ahh ... you know what? I'm hearing Linda Ronstadt here.
DeleteNEXT!!
In fairness, I do a better Babs Streisand impersonation. No really.
DeleteMemories may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter we will remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were
The way we were
See what I mean?
That is worryingly accurate. You crossed your eyes and everything! If this was a competition to imitate Babs Streisand, why, you'd be in a tickertape parade wit' th' trophy held aloft!
DeleteAs it is, though, you've made a damn fool of yourself.
With the spirit of detente in my sails, a Capstan Full Strength in my hand, and my cheeks suitably sunken, I proffer:
ReplyDeleteAnd what Kos-tuum. Shall. A poor. Girl. Wear.
To all. Tomorrow's. Par-teece.
etc.
This sets the bar pretty high, Hairnets!
DeleteI'd like to hear a little more Teuton in the diction, though. Something along the lines of :
"Unt vot kos-tuum. Chall. A poor. Kirl. Vear."
Anybody? I have to say I'm a tad underwhelmed by the response here. Think Madeleine Kahn in Blazing Saddles ...
(Just to give youse bums a head start - the next Celebrity Impersonation I'll be asking for is Sean Connery.)
ReplyDeleteI can do a swell Kate Smith.
ReplyDeleteI had the first American Flyer album. Was unaware there was a follow-up.
"Gawd blezz Americcuns, lands that I luvs..."
WOW, you sound just like Kate!
DeleteIt's like being in Yankee Stadium during the 7th inning stretch.
Thanks, JFC. Have to admit though, that in a former life I was a professional Kate Smith impersonator. Got my start by enrolling in the Rich Little School of Imprsssionism. A proud graduate!
DeleteAh, that's where I know you from! We went to different schools together.
DeleteBack in the late 1990's, I worked at ANG Newspapers in Hayward with Doug Yule's daughter. At the time, she said her dad was making cabinets in the North East. I recall that I made her a copy of a Bowie live tape from the late 90s, as she was a huge Bowie fan.
ReplyDeleteWell, this is a fine how'd ye do and no mistake. I thought th' 4/5 guys would be lining up to belt out husky-voiced Nico impersinations.
ReplyDeleteUnless I get some more interest - ANY interest - Hairnets will get the win for his rather offhand attempt. And wotta damning indictment of collective lazy-assedness that will be. I'm off to soak me feet.
For shame, by George. Did we fight the Acid Wars for this?
But surely that's "oll," as in "oll too mohr-o's pah-tease."
ReplyDeleteFine music, even if it is a touch too close to soft rock at times.
ReplyDeleteDoug Yule. For this is he to be remembered - the first post ever on FMF© to contain CUM (Completely Unwanted Music).
ReplyDeleteI don't think he deserves the honor. American Flyer ain't Firefall.
But there we have it. We move on. We're professionals.
It's never too late here on Th' Isle O' Foam©, where the clock measures IOFST and the digital display (calibrated to the nearest Planck) reads NOW. This is the place where everything happens at once, where old is the new new, and we relax in the bubble bath of memory, secure in the knowledge there is nowhere else to be.
ReplyDeleteLink when I find the energy to move across the room to my Big Computer.
Waddles to dark stage, places self in front of harmonium, nods out on first note, breaks nose on harmonium, needle flies out of inside of elbow joint, as lyrics to I'll Be Your Mirror slowly aspirate and mix with tobacco smoke swirling under single bare bulb.
ReplyDeleteCheck the inscription in the entablature later, FGW ...
DeleteI did know it was supposed to be All Tomorrows...having done some shows with her on the bill......this is pretty accurate though not as cool as nodding out in front of a grand performance by the queen like Tim Hardin, or having your priapic prancing bust the crotch out of your purple velvet pants ala Gene Pitney in similar circumstances. Glad you are well.
DeleteP.J. Proby (the velvet pants splitter) was the weirdest pop star ever. There were sme pieces in Salon, and Ugly Things, that would make a boilerman blush, for shame.
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ReplyDeleteNOT CUM!
Reading these comments - this was Jack Kerouac's Cat at his considerable finest. Wotta shame he thought screed rustling was th' way to peer approval.
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