Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Curvy Cutie Denies Being Covid Clickbait For Skeevy Seniors! Dept.

Kreemé during her internship at Microsoft©. Happy days!
Kreemé (19), th' Isle O' Foam©'s Senior Media And Entertainment Outreach Executive, lashed out today at accusations she's only here to boost page views.

 "It's so a lie and also not true!" sobbed the Sonny Tufts Academy of Cowboy Science major yesterday. "To all those guys what say I'm just a babe in a bikini, I say, walk a mile in my Birkenstocks! That beach sand is hot!"

Taking my mentorship responsibilities seriously, I gave her chakras a soothing massage under the Mystic Awning Of Wellness© in back of the surfside Foamstream HQ. She's doing swell!

 This post sponsored by Hans and Lotte Niedelschwürter's Scrimshaw World™, Kinko City, UT. "For all your scrimshaw needs! Walk-ins welcome!"

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8 comments:

  1. MrDaveMay 13, 2020 at 9:49 PM

    Cowboy Science is an undervalued academic discipline in my not so useful opinion. Ropin', Tyin', and Skinnin' are soon to be very valuable skills in the coming urban apocalypse

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  2. bumppaMay 14, 2020 at 5:07 AM

    And don't forget a whoopin' and a holerin'. Not to mention bowl legged walkin'.

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  3. B.B.May 14, 2020 at 7:00 AM

    I must have missed something. In my near-week-long absence. (no, I was NOT inside a whale's vagina...)

    And, no, I was not "Self-isolating" due to the exposure --- nay, the Shock and "Awwww!" of being name-dropped (even if it was with a slight gaff in punctuation) in the recent retelling of the Cavalcade Of Carnage...

    I give my "vote" (sorry, November creeps ever closer...) to the former page-header person. The gal with the bod we'd all like to do something "American Pie" ... Uh, without getting too "gross" for all those whose boat is NOT floated thataway... Well, the one WITHOUT the Jazz Flute. Bring her back! (And send Ron OFF THE ISLAND!!!) Capeesh?!

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMay 14, 2020 at 7:12 AM

      Pleased to oblige, B.B.!

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    2. MrDaveMay 14, 2020 at 8:05 PM

      and she haunts us still ...

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    3. B.B.May 15, 2020 at 2:06 AM

      "She's the One" by the Chartbusters somehow comes to mind.

      (Phake Beetles phans will understand... "LIES!" said the Knickerbockers...)

      "One, two, three, FUH!!!"

      (or is it pronounced "FOE" over there on The Island...?)

      Pho long, I'll be outta clever comebacks. Then I can join the POTUS's CABINET....................

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    4. MrDaveMay 15, 2020 at 2:26 AM

      Let's hope Potus and his Cabinet of Curiosities doesn't have any clever comebacks

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    5. B.B.May 15, 2020 at 2:56 AM

      I'll drink to that. Just as long as it's NOT disinfectant...

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