It changed a lot in those years. We all did. From the early Crumb-led issues featuring cutesy-wootsie widdle animals delivering folksy moral homilies for the under-fives, the magazine was soon bought out by Condé Nast, who turned it into the sumptuous bible of elegant lifestyle familiar from your orthodontist's waiting room!
We're rebuilding the False Memory Foam© Library Of Books™ in an underwater dome just off Baitshop Bay here on th' Isle O' Foam, and this legacy collection is first up on the shelves!
To loan dese swell volumes from outta th' Library O' Books™, all youse gotta do is gimme one good reason which I should, ya nogood lousy bum.
ReplyDeleteYa' shouldn't. I've got mine from the olden days. No sense devaluing the ol' collection.
ReplyDeleteDis is a great response from a thinkin'-type individual, and gots me to thinkin' meself. Mebbe my largesse is a tad too large. Mebbe th' Library O' Books™ should be open to members only, keep out th' freeloadin bums. So if youse want to be a member of dis hi-toned licherary establishmink, leave a comment. Dat will keep out th' freeloadin' joiks!
DeleteYikes! We humble regulars, four or five of us anyway, beseech you, o great Farquhar, to please share the comix! We must get the Crumbs of your library. Plus I love me some Spain Rodriguez too!
ReplyDeleteSo's ya mean like we should WOIK for it now? Da NOIV a da bum!
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That's right! Freeloaders are the worst! Can I be a member, please?
ReplyDeleteWell, pals, it is indeed heartenin' to see such noble desires for self-betterment thru lichracher!
ReplyDeleteTh' link for th' prestigyous Library O' Books™ will made available to th' select few what comment here after I finish honin' this shiv which "Parcels" Zbgniewski ordered.
My membership form, along with a couple of 20's, is in the mail. In the meantime:
ReplyDeleteMother's Maiden Name: Bostic
First Pet: Rusty:
Last 4 Digits of My Social Security Number: 4293
Apple Password: D820_#ijO076i6^
What are we doing about the secret handshake?
Thanks for this, Huge. I will need your bank card number AND the three-digit security code on the back - we can't be too careful! Nobody reads this crap so you're perfectly safe leaving it in a comment!
DeleteCan we still order from the email (about the Early Bird Discount) that we got from "Parcels"?
ReplyDelete"Parcels" sez he plans to be back doin' poisonal bizniss wit' ya in a week or so.
DeleteUlp!
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ReplyDeleteCan I take a load for free, Fanny?
DeleteMy personal motto has always been (ala Groucho), I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member. I guess there are exceptions to every rule.
ReplyDeleteThere are no exceptions ... count me out
Delete"What does it all mean?"
ReplyDelete"Don't mean sheeit..."
HAHAHA Jokes on you guys! I gots this download without even leavin' a comment (suckers!!)
ReplyDeleteHow'ja do that, MrDave? If dere's bin a administradive failure some wheres along da line - why, dat's an issue we gots to address!
Delete[zips up bermuda shorts] Kreemé (19) who? Never heard of her!
DeleteYour Bermudas got a zip? Dude!
Delete(PS 5GW posted some fan mail in the wrong place up there, sayin' what a funny dude you is, and I concur).
Thank you. Love your blog!
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*attempts arthritic white guy high five, misses*
DeleteIs there a time in the morning when only seniors can have access?
ReplyDeleteBetween 01:00 and 03:00, Mr. 49! Shuffle to the bathroom for your nightly pee break while it downloads!
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