Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Mystery Penguin

I guess it's just my rebellious outsider nature that makes the Bob Welch/Christine Perfect years my preferred Fleetwood Mac iteration. Get over it, as we edgy, in-your-face types like to say. Deal with it.

I saw th' Mac live in '69, during their Green Manalishi period, with Peter Green in full-on white-robed Jesus phase. Stunning. But their recorded legacy is, what? Take out Manalishi, Oh Well and [YOUR CHOICE HERE - Ed.] and you're left with a slew of adequately-played blues covers, a couple of pretty instrumentals The Shadows might have covered, and some dreadful rock n' roll pastiches from the nodding-head dash ornament of the group, Jeremy Spencer. Deal with it. Their best album (I suppose) is Then Play On, which should have been outstanding, but it's just sitting in. Dull, dull, dull. You can make it listenable by adding Manalishi and Oh Well, and then improve it further by trashing all the other tracks.

And the big globe-conquering hit machine of the Buckingham-Nicks years always left me cold. If there's a more irritating pair in the History Of Rock than Lindsey and Stevie I don't want to know (but Sparks give them a run for their money). Fleetwood Mac already had a superlative chick vocalist (woops! sorry, millennials!) in Christine Perfect. They didn't need the mystical yodels of a scarf-waving nuisance prancing about the stage. And enough already with the "pop genius" respect shown to knob-twiddling curlyhead Lindsey Graham (woops! - Buckingham). Sing me one fucking song he wrote. Just one. Okay, now one from his solo years. See? Let's move on, back to Bob Welch.

He was a weird one. Those Vegas sunglasses. I'm pretty sure it was his lyrical obsession lampooned by Zappa in Inca Roads. He believed in the Bermuda Triangle, and that Jimi Hendrix was buried at Stonehenge, and you shouldn't use those pine airfresheners in cars because they're made by the Illuminati. He believed in any old shit. But that doesn't concern us here. He had a curiously beguiling voice, never over-amped, and an absolutely golden way with a tune. Couple that with Ms Perfect's ever-underrated singing and composing chops, add one of the greatest rhythm sections in rock, and you have a fantastic band making fantastic records.

Here's a doubling of Mystery To Me and Penguin, with the crap kicked to the curb. It's what Tusk never was - a bunch of great songs from a great band.

11 comments:

  1. I think Anderson Cooper just mentioned my genitals on live TV after a few shots of Patron but what the hay? Even epic Super Bowl style costume failure could not get me, to quote a former peanut farmer in the colonies, "to lust in my heart" after that woman...........and Lindsay Graham, cunning combination of rat and ape that he is...oops, oh, microcephalic byproduct of incestuous cretinism, Lindseed Fuckingham, one of the most pompously platitudinous pork butchers of the English language whose lyrics display all the beery, leery frivolity of a red nosed music hall comedian......I weary so..........I herewith grovel, forsooth. I haven't explored the Welch years, having bailed before and after Then Play On.

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  2. This sure is swell! I also as well too did a merciful Spencer-free crush-up of Kiln House and Future Games, which I include in this download at no extra cost to you, Mr. Consumer.


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  3. Woops - forgot th' CURSE OF FOAM, which today visits on all freeloaders the following malediction:

    - a Damp Shoelace will prove Incalcitrant, leading to the Utterance of Oaths. Thusly will th' CURSE OF FOAM be manifested.

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  4. Love both of these albums and had them on vinyl - really like the short period when ex Savoy Brown vocalist Dave Walker was with FM. Saw FM several times, through all of their incarnations. Weirdest was one night at the Warehouse in NO in the early 70s. Place was packed - band takes the stage and don't recognize a single person. No Christine McVie, no elongated presence of Mick Fleetwood. And, they did bad cover versions of the standard blues repertoire. People left in droves before the set came to its inevitable bad conclusion. Subsequently found out that there was a rift between Fleetwood and McVie and the then band's manager, and someghow the manager had legal rights to the name. So, the manager had hastily thrown together musicians of varying skill, attached the FM moniker to them, and set them out on the road.
    Oh well (segueway!), have a great New Year, Farq and the rest of us 4-5 guys.

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  5. And, a RS article from the way back machine that addresses the phanton FM:
    https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/fleetwood-mac-flak-manager-takes-name-not-members-on-tour-233735/

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  6. In a private email, an old friend writes: "Did you know that Bob W was an ocean-going junkie throughout his stay with them? Christine didn’t."

    This is valuable, both for the phrase "ocean-going junkie" (kudos, Ian!) and the light it sheds on Ms. Perfect, whose relationships with junkies (Dennis Wilson, of course) might, you'd have thought, have made her an expert on the subject.

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  7. Hello Farquhar, Welcome back. I hope things are good. Mystery Penguin, indeed. Could not agree more. This is the Fleetwood Mac I still love to hear. Thanks. OttF!

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  8. Thanks Bob Welch and Christine McVie, for the nookie assist back in the day.

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  9. Hi Farq,as Christine has now passed I reflect on the first Chicken Shack Album only good thing on it was Christine.Any chance you could re upload this generous offering. Thanks me n the reeds

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