Rogenius

Here's a swell gift for that special frail in your life! Picture her delight as you gift her this Roger Miller box set! She will sure be lost for words, although cheap bum might occur to her. "Now see here, toots," you enthuse, "it's had the shit remastered out of it, there's eight unreleased, tracks, and it's got River In The Rain on it, which is like the best song he ever writed."
If she responds with "Big deal! Where's The South? Where's Wanda Iguana? Dems is my favrits!" divert her attention by pretending to faint.