Thursday, June 25, 2020

FoamPoints© - "Hey! I'm Rich Already!"™

The Four Or Five Guys© lucky enough to earn (and keep!) FoamPoints® have been in a fevered state of high anticipation for weeks now, wondering just what they can spend those precious points on!

Well, it's with some pride that Kreemé (19) rolls out our inaugural FoamPoint Premium! It's what every guy wants - his own abandoned nuclear reactor! Oboy!

Kreemé (19) sez: "This prestigious property is ideal for conversion into loft dwelling, wellness retreat, abattoir, or orphanage!"

Abandoned Nuclear Reactor 9,005,044.005 FP


12 comments:

  1. ... only nice one is Zwentendorf
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwentendorf_Nuclear_Power_Plant
    ... never got hot ...

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  2. Who pays for the shipping?!?

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  3. Oboy is right! I'll have to save up my points.

    Will Kreemé [pronounced kree-MAY) deliver it in person?

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  4. I've heard of hot chicks but this is getting ridiculous...

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  5. Ooby vootie!
    My dosimeter has just blown the gamma fuse!
    Half life of those two particle beam emitters...
    Isotopic amplitude and the God Frequency(39.17MHz)
    Can we assume 'depleted' is a transcendental figure without resolution?

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    1. Kwai Chang is the professional of the group! He plays tambourine and percussion! He likes "serious-type chicks", "the French language", and "being alone in nature". His ambition is to "maybe have a home for teen girl runaways."

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  6. Now I don't feel so bad that I ain't earned any FoamPoints® yet

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    1. Yeesh. Everybody's a critic.

      Here - 5.00402 FP, for you, MrDave!

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    2. And here are a few 100 FPs for everyone!

      https://wfmu.org/playlists/FP

      (Fool's Paradise Playlists Homepage)

      (Warning: Severe lack of stereophonic sounds in Rex land...)

      What, I goofed again...?

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