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| Note unprofessional tilt of horizon, ruining composition entirely. |
You may safely discard the mammoth Jet Set collection FoamFeatured© antecedently once you have these eggs hatching in the nest of your hard drive. It's a "complete" version of Preflyte, curated [rock writer advisory - Ed.] by our heroic friend Anonymous Uploader, delivered here at a sustainable and ozone-friendly bitrate that'll garner you the Mister Personality sash at your next Elks convention!
To qualify for this ornithological orgasm, copy-paste the following into your comment:
ReplyDelete"I am a skeevy reprobate and tummy-bassoon beater whose sweaty fantasies are a shameful stain on the purity of the human spirit and I hereby vow never to look at another picture of a dame in a bikini again, even if she's hot."
As instructed, "I am a skeevy reprobate and tummy-bassoon beater whose sweaty fantasies are a shameful stain on the purity of the human spirit and I hereby vow never to look at another picture of a dame in a bikini again, even if she's hot."
ReplyDeleteBut Farq, if I must now endure a cheese-free future bereft of bikini shots, I would like to go on record to say that I find today's clickbait pic unsettling. Something is amiss with the young miss's top; it seems oddly akimbo, as though she's somehow managed to bugger up the process of putting it on. By the way, the slightly askew horizon line hardly registered.
On mature study, I think she put her top on upside-down. Check it out - see what I mean? Heaven only knows, it's easy to do - I'm always putting my boxers on inside-out, or back-to-front. But that skewed horizon is less excusable.
DeleteThe picture composure would be well balanced if the disoriented top were removed entirely, IMHO.
ReplyDeleteWell, call me old-fashioned, but I demand certain standards in photographic composition and orthogonal norms override subject matter. This isn't an action scene from the Batman TV series, or a German Expressionist movie, fercrissakes. Unless the ocean really is sliding off to the right like that ... stranger things have happened recently ...
DeleteI should have thought that knocking back Cuba Libres in your chaise on FFMF© Island would have inured you by now to a tilting shoreline.
DeleteFX: *RIMSHOT*
DeleteI'm only here to make sure that the carpet matches the drapes!
ReplyDelete(HARDWOOD FLOORS??? Tongue and groove, I bet)
I want to be a twitcher in the bleachers(birdwatching with farq)
Kwai Chang is 5' 10", has brown hair, and plays Farfisa© Electric Organ! Kwai is the "thinker" of the group! His ambition is to "be a good person", and he loves Chinese food, American chicks in mini skirts, and British sports cars! His ambition is to conduct an orchestra playing his own songs!
DeleteOrchestra?
Delete(All girl harmonica band)
Huh. 59 tracks of more proto-Byrds?! Not that I'm not thankful, Farq, but after going through the exhausting Jet Set stuff and remembering that you mentioned there's another In the Beginning set somewhere on your hard drive(s), this begs the question: Isn't this all the same material, more or less packaged differently? I mean what ended up on the original Preflyte and In The Beginning albums (and then a never ending bunch of boots) is the same World Pacific Recordings which should be around 90 tracks or so, albeit most of them takes and run throughs of the same dozen songs.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Being a gentleman, I abhor and protest visual depictions of the fairer sex with even the faintest hint of states of undress. Egad!
This is nicer to listen to, fewer repetitions with slight changes - less "academic" if you like. If you don't like, don't download! Or, you know, junk the Jet Set set.
DeleteEver thine -
FT3
Oh, I probably will junk the other stuff. I've never been a fan of hearing the same song ten times in a row, no matter the differences. I was just wondering why you have both of these sets (and maybe a third one) if they are all more or less the same. But I take better fidelity and/or curation in a heartbeat. And of all the good stuff here I select what I keep and how. I'm also wondering how you do your listening if all of these huge sets are lying on your hard drives or IPod or whatever. Do you listen to stuff on shuffle or do you say, "oh an hour of early Byrds would be nice" and put on one of these sets?
DeleteI zipped in and out of the Jet Set collection (I've now trashed it). I occasionally play this complete version, or rather let it play while I drift around the house trying to remember why I came in the room.
DeleteI'm not a fan of these big archival projects as listening experiences. It's important to store this stuff somewhere, though preferebly not on my hard drive. Generally speaking, the original issue of any album is preferable to any subsequent bonus tracks version.
"I am a skeevy reprobate and tummy-bassoon beater whose sweaty fantasies are a shameful stain on the purity of the human spirit and I hereby vow never to look at another picture of a dame in a bikini again, even if she's hot."
ReplyDeleteYou are also a brave and honest man, and shall receive your personal download code in a couple of hours or so.
Delete"I am a skeevy reprobate and tummy-bassoon beater whose sweaty fantasies are a shameful stain on the purity of the human spirit and I hereby vow never to look at another picture of a dame in a bikini again, even if she's hot." Keep up the good work. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteClaygator is 5' 10", has brown hair, and plays Hofner© Electric Bass Guitar! Claygator is the "comedian" of the group! His ambition is to "make people laugh", and he loves cheeseburgers, long-haired chicks, and playing practical jokes! His ambition is to own a real Confederate Army sword!
DeleteHere's the SECRET CODE for you skeevy reprobates out there who had the integrity to 'fess up:
ReplyDeleteQ5h-1143-xXxtG648
I for one like tilts on the horizon, compositionally or otherwise.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteHello i back again for the same question.
Last time i’d asking you :
FRANCKMay 27, 2020 at 4:42 PM
Is there any link on ? checking every words every point find nothing. i still own the first lp with a 60s/70s US hard cover sleeve and remember how pleasant this music was.
So you repply it who s been really clear..
Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMay 27, 2020 at 5:12 PM
There's an annoying Stealth Link™ right in this comment somewhere. Trouble finding Stealth Links? If I made it easy they wouldn't be hard to find, would they? I'd have to call them EasyLinks. Where's the fun in that?
And so i find it the point like you’d wrote.
And in thankfully answer i wrote it , but like american isn’t my native tongue, maybe i wasn’t wrote what i mean to cleary.
FRANCKJune 1, 2020 at 6:05 PM
Thanks Farquhar just i would to know before your answer at this point there is not link ?
In fact my question wasn t where is the link anymore but « is this point existed before my request ?
Cause the point is below this request. And i asking myself if you put this point after it ?
SO you’d wrote me back that like if you think i’d not understand :
Farquhar Throckmorton IIIJune 1, 2020 at 6:45 PM
Franck, link is tiny blue dot above the "R" of "Reply" in the comment above (May 27, 2020 at 5:12 PM)
Next time you're on your own!
And the next time is now with the greatest american band of all times. I already own few éditions of the « preflyte » album since together 1969 one, even the japan 3cd 48tks complete so i’d try to download you’re one but like last time i’d check every letter, every signes and i become to think that don’t exist or that been withdraw.
I’d try to with others like jimmie spheeris (‘i’d miss the dragon at the released times) before E-Z links appearing or on Balderdash that i still searching too. Like copying mail on red to see eventually an white point on white or cleanning my scream to drop all the dusty points.
About pics of pretty baby why stop to looking that ? don’t forget that ! Everythings that man’s hands can’t touch remain a dream. And dream (wety or not) are always a supperior state of mind, isn’t ?. And beauty is so often seen rarer in pornography which is the animal side of humans
lIKE I'D TOOK ALMOST MORE TIME to wrote this mail and in between you give an accessible one you could have actualy have my thanksfull.
Right words are...
ReplyDeleteAnd beauty is so often seen in erotism but rarer in pornography which is the animal side of humans
Okay, my eyes are blurry from trying to follow that exchange.
ReplyDeleteFranck, are you one of my students in disguise? I don't think I ever had a Franck in my classes, but some of their contributions read a bit like that…
PS: I'm just messing with you, learning English in what I imagine is a French-speaking country is all kinds of difficult.
"And beauty is so often seen in erotism but rarer in pornography which is the animal side of humans"
ReplyDeleteTo which I can only say "en chaque cochon un poète qui sommeille…
Come to think of it, it really is more the other way around, isn't it?!
ReplyDelete"en chaque poète, un cochon qui sommeille…"
"Les poètes sont sans vergogne avec leurs expériences: ils les exploitent"
ReplyDelete"Vas te faire enculer, salopard - je te casse la putain gueule" - René Descartes 1596-1650
DeleteI thought that was Schlegel
Delete"Baise-moi? Tu ne pouvais pas m'embrasser. - Simone de Beauvoir 1908- 1986
Student in disguise ? I'm old enought to have seen MORRISON, HENDRIX & MILES DAVIS 50 years ago at wight but i'll still learning by the life and you're right i'm french too.I'd learning english by myself with books called Melody Maker,rolling stone or NME. Oh Don't forget CREEM, BOMP or ZIG ZAG too. meanwhile i glad too when le cochon awake.
ReplyDeleteAren't we all glad when le cochon awakes ;-)
Delete@One Buck Guy,
ReplyDeleteDo you teach ESL, EFL, something like that? Just asking out of
idle lockdown curiosity.
Yup, I teach English to the French which is an exceedingly difficult affair. Sisyphus ain't got nothing on me!!! Nuthin! He's nuthin' but talk and a rock!
DeleteThanks for that. (I teach English composition to American college
Deletestudents -- which ain't, alas, no cakewalk neither.)
I teach Internetiquette to Trolls on a nearly-Deserted Island inhabited by ker-azy wannabe writer type-ohs & amateur pin-up model photogs.
DeleteHee Haw. (ain't jes' a cornball show on yer telly-bish-un...)
(Sorry, it's Saturday evening here & we're fresh outta Palm Wine...)
B.B. a writer is someone who writes. Even a comment - such as yours - qualifies as writing. You are a writer here. No wannabes - we's bes.
DeleteHey there, crab devil, fellow scholar and sufferer,
Deleteare you now teleworking? Here in France they shut down all tertiary education until September, so now I gotta do my thing as a disembodied voice coming out of a computer or cell phone. I've taken to tele-teaching reasonably well, but let's just say the hill isn't getting any less steep and the rock isn't getting smaller this way...
Thanks for the vote of confidence, FTIII. Or vote for my incompetence, come November... Wait. I'm not running for anything. Now, "Running from..." well, that's a course of a differ'nt hello... Just call me Spam on the Run.
DeleteIt's a long story, but I've taken time off and am not currently
Deleteteaching at all. I think I've dodged a bullet. All of my, um,
colleagues, who've had to adopt various just-in-time expedients,
must be struggling to make it through the syllabus without
brutalizing and/or losing the students.
I taught "fully" online several years ago, so I get what you're
saying. Despite the, as it were, cheerleaderliness of my
administrators, I'm none too optimistic about the near-future
prospects. (In this line of work, it's hard enough to do a good
job under the best of circumstances. Now that everyone seems
justified in cutting corners, doing a good job may very well
come to resemble martyrdom.)
Even so, I hope that you already have, and will continue to have,
at least some students who help to keep the process redemptive.
To all Picture Critics:
ReplyDelete"Don't make waves, don't make waves, don't make waaaaves......."
(Dept. of Dunno if that Boidsian OMPST Aah-blum has made it to as-found-washed-up-on-The- Foam-Isle status yet...)
It will fit better in the upcoming Vic Mizzy career overview I'm planning. Or at least was, until I got to the end of the sentence.
DeleteTell it to the Judge. Appeal. Or maybe you can get out early like all the Orange Clown collusion conspirators have been doing lately. Either which-a-way, 4-or-5 of of non-Addams Family members will be patiently waiting around the campfire for your imminent return.
DeleteI still would like to know which of the 4-or-5 is being dragged off in the LP cover image...
Deletehttps://images.45worlds.com/f/ab/various-artists-dont-make-waves-ab.jpg
All cereal bikini ism schisms aside, this IS going to be something to look forward to...
VM soundtracks for a few faves will be likely up & running . . . HERE . . . ?
The Ghost And Mr. Chicken
The Reluctant Astronaut
The Shakiest Gun In The West
I've actually only ever seen the first (On "ME TV")...
I suppose the others are readily available, perhaps even for viewing on the weird wild web, maybe.
Byrds - Sanctuary
ReplyDeletehttps://www47.zippyshare.com/v/4XeZtKxY/file.html
- A. Non.
(O.K., yeah, so it's MOI ... Again... B.B.)
Asfoundontheinterwebs...
(Is this guy French..?!: "My vinyl LP is still in shrink and I didn’t tear the cellophane shrink..")
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