Friday, August 2, 2019

Happy 100th Birthday!

To celebrate our centennial today - that's right, one hundred years of hi-valu posts! - we're premiering our new masthead! [Above - Ed.] Hoo boy! This hauntingly lifelike photographic image, reproduced in patented Foam-O-Vision©, is suitable for framing and will elevate the tone of den, lounge, or solitary confinement unit! Imagine the looks on your fancy friends' faces as they admire your artistic sensitivity! Why, you'll have savoir-faire out the ass!

 It shows the ritzy opening ceremony of the new FalseMemoryFoam© headquarters at the corner of Eat Me Ave. and Bumfight Bvd., in leafy Las Vegas, Nev. Gee! What a bummer you couldn't be there! Sayyy - is that the Monkees?! Hi, guys! And there's Cody, playing Bunny Girl hostess! It was the swellest party you were never at!

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EDIT: We have a winnah in the grand Spot The Monster competition! B-B correctly identifies Godzilla, and wins this swell miniature drinks globe! 

ADDENDUM: B-B has not yet claimed his prize, shiftless merry-andrew that he is, so Bob's inspired guess of Babe, although wrong, wins! Get that check in the mail, Bob!


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13 comments:

  1. PsychfanAugust 2, 2019 at 10:25 PM

    It'll take years to decipher all of the symbolism............

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  2. Bob W.August 3, 2019 at 2:57 AM

    Wow, has it really been that long! Congratulations, and the new HQ looks absolutely fabulous.

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  3. mumbles dupreeAugust 3, 2019 at 7:01 AM

    Well, well, well, seems like it was just yesterday. Reminds me of the Lorraine, circa 1967, when Billy "the Antelope" did the kneecap job on Horatio, right after frolicking on the veranda with the twins...What a day that was! You remember, right Farquhar?

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIAugust 3, 2019 at 8:22 AM

      Well, dog my cats! You ain't whistlin' Dixie, Mumbles! Sayy - I still got Horatio's kneecaps somewheres ...

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  4. B._B.August 3, 2019 at 7:44 AM

    Farq out, dude. Congrats, on what-ev-er. And a toast (jam optional) to the next 100 whatevs...

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  5. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIAugust 3, 2019 at 8:23 AM

    First one to Name That Movie Monster wins a miniature drinks globe!

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  6. mumbles dupreeAugust 3, 2019 at 6:19 PM

    C'mon, History shows again and again - How nature points out the folly of man...You can fill in the blank...Indeed! Thanks Farquhar for the swellest stop on the internets. Where would we be without you? Er, within you, uh, within you & without you. I can't live...ONWARD thru the Fog!

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  7. B._B.August 4, 2019 at 6:20 AM

    Uh, izzit "Gawzirra"???

    (See upper LEFT - just below the Yaller Summerine & Shock & Awe sparklies - of that new Suitable For Flaming header)

    With the "Tenor" (no baritone?) of things here lately, it's likely this Turroristic treatise gets aired, and in Dubya-time...

    https://www.discogs.com/George-W-Bush-CelebritiesAt-Their-Worst-Volume-Four-DubyaSpeak/release/11902794

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIAugust 4, 2019 at 11:10 AM

      Your swell FREE PRIZE will be in the mail as soon as I get your cashier's check - just a hundred bucks - to cover my expenses!

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  8. BillAugust 6, 2019 at 6:37 AM

    Babe?

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  9. B._B.August 8, 2019 at 8:28 AM

    Hey, can I help it if I only git to the Interwebs once in a blueish moon?!

    And then some late-comer slides in with a late-inning steal with a STYX song?! What the funk?!

    - B.(oobie prizes accepted...!!!)

    (Uh... ULESS the Big Prize is a king-sized bottle of POTUS-orange spray-on Tanning elixir...)("RUMP" optional...)

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  10. B._B.August 8, 2019 at 8:31 AM

    UH...........

    UNLESS and NOT "ULESS" (!)

    !(X@#(X*#!&!)#)!! spiel-chuck!

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