British Percussion was released only in France ('65) and Italy ('66). Featuring - it says here - Jimmy Page [18 my ass - Ed.], who "wrote" three of the tracks - you know how Jimmy "writes" - and again, it says here - John McLaughlin and/or Big Jim Sullivan - it's a swingin' Carnaby St.-style thump n' fuzz n' Tijuana trumpet fest. Probably produced by Glyn Johns, this is freaktastic stuff, and as rare as underarm deodorant for snakes.
You lust after this shamefully, you dog, and you might find blessed relief in the comments, where you can rub shoulders with like-minded furtive individuals with tastes for the outré - ooh la la!
This post made possible by le Lupine Assassin Suppositoire d'Obscurité - thanks, L.A.!
Wowsers! To qualify for this amazing slab o' traps n' fuzz, simply spell the following words correctly (and no Googling!)
ReplyDeleteRythm
Teriffic
Hemaroid
Wierd
Axoltol
Bill Zcienewcksmyx (famed record producer)
Rhythm
ReplyDeleteTerrific
Hemorrhoid
Weird
Axolotl
Bill Szymczyk
Five out of six - pretty good, pretty good.
DeleteWired?
DeleteAgain, no.
DeleteBeat
ReplyDeleteSuper
Pile
Odd
Eh?
George Martin
Th' Nobster wins Mrs. Joyful Prize For Rafia Work, but unfortunately not this competition.
DeleteUsually misspelled words:
ReplyDeleteasinine
braggadocio
rarefy
liquefy
pavilion
impostor
moccasin
accommodate
consensus
rococo
titillate
sacrilegious
mayonnaise
impresario
inoculate
supersede
obbligato
desiccate
resuscitate
Bless! BLESS!
DeleteRythm - Rhythm
ReplyDeleteTeriffic - Terrific
Hemaroid - Hemorrhoid
Wierd - could be Weird or Wired
Axoltol - Axolotl Aztec deity and amphibian (comes up in crossword puzzles)
Bill Zcienewcksmyx - Bill Szymczyk (Secretly hates the Eagles)
If you hadn't included one wrong answer, you'd of won today's prize! (Today's prize being these mistakenly lusted-after library recordings, which are frankly mostly easy-listening carpet fluff).
DeleteDamn!
DeleteWried?
Delete"Bill Szymczyk (Secretly hates the Eagles)"
DeleteDoesn't everyone?
Not me -- I openly hate the Eagles.
DeleteTh' Eagles are swell. Great tunes, great playing, great singing, great production - great big hits. "People" don't like them for reasons other than musicality, which doesn't make sense to me but might to you. Maybe yo don't like them *as people* - I don't know them personally, they don't come by my house ... waittaminute. This is a piece I'm writing.
DeletePiles is spelt rite if ur not Ynglysh
DeleteRiddim
ReplyDeleteTerrif
Bung Wart
Worried
Asshole
Mr. Mxyzptlk
Rhythm
ReplyDeleteHymyrrhyd
Ywryd
Tyryffyk
Hyxylytyl
Mr. Byll Szymyck
I'd like to thank you all for your brilliant responses, but I can't because most of them are shit. In addition to both free lossless audio codec and shitrate versions of this collectible collectable, the lucky winner will receive one (1) pack of Geriatrickle™ Adult Diapers by DumpMaster©! Yes, these stylishly bulky undergarments mean you can let go wherever you are!
ReplyDeleteSo keep those postcards coming in, folks! Law of averages sez one a youse bums gets it right sooner or later!
Fryydym frym thy Tyrynny yf Spyllyng!
DeleteWell, what are we gonna tell your Mama
ReplyDeleteWhat are we gonna tell your Pa?
What are we gonna tell our friends
When they say,
"Ooh la la!"
Wake up, little Susie
Wake up, little Susie...
This ooh lala was a great moment in songcraft
maybe the greatest
Rhythm
ReplyDeleteTerrific
Scott Baio
Weird
Axolotl
Bill Szymczyk
I have composed the following couplet to memorialize my victory:
When you squish an axolotl,
Out comes a little, and then a lottle.
Well done, draftervoi!
DeleteDon't mollycoddle axolotls
You spoil 'em if you spare the roddle
Hot the rod and spoil the child, as my grandpappy used to say...
Delete... nobody's got the fourth word right yet.
ReplyDeleteoutré?
DeleteIt's the opposite of In Tray.
DeleteWired (connected to electricity)
ReplyDeleteor ask mrweirdandwacky.blogspot.com
Nope!
DeleteWot Stanley said, plus Haemorrhoid.
ReplyDeleteNope. Even with Hæmorrhoid, it would still be nope.
DeleteLossless & lossy.
ReplyDeleteThanks Farq! This sounds right up my alley as a collector of swell Now!/Space Age/Lounge/Bachelor/Cocktail/EZ Listening type muzik from the 50s-70s. In Lossless no less!
DeleteThanks Mr. T.
ReplyDeleteYou did that wrong.
Delete"You're welcome, FOOL!"
I keep that one by for you, OBG.
DeleteHave we a word game thread?
ReplyDeleteA 2parter:
what do these letters have in common?
A H I M O T U V W X Y
can you write a poem or song using just these letters?
[i done did dat & had fun while]
A Father's Lament on Learning of his Daughter's Engagement
DeleteWOT?
WHY?
HIM?
MY O MY!
Each letter can be mirrored with a vertical line through the center. I can't write a song or poem with the entire alphabet at me disposal.
Deleteyou are correct FT3!--and wellplayed OBG
DeleteThe scienterrific term for this phenom is bilateral symmetry
DEF:
a basic body plan in which the left and right sides of the organism can be divided into approximate mirror images of each [think most creatures on earth's bodies, left side mirrors the right]
MAMMOTH
A MATH MYTH
A WHIM
OMIT THY HAT
WHAT A WIT!
-TOM YAMAMOTO HIT TIM WITH A WAX TOMATO!
I VOW TO HIM:
THAT YOUTH A MUTT! TAO THATAWAY
WITH VIM I AIM A YAM AT HIM
YAHOO! A HIT UHOH HAM VOMIT--A HOT MOAT
MOMMY MAY I TAX YOU?
THAW OUT-- WHAT A MAXIMUM OX
AM I A TWO-TIT TOY TO YOU?
A YOYO, A TV?
HI ATOM MOUTH
YO WAX VAT
I YIYI TOMMY HOMO AMMO
AHOY MIA TOW A HUT AWAY TO OMAHA
IoF© Poet Laureate right here.
DeleteThat one pesky word is still eluding a correct spelling.
ReplyDeleteAs the student union of Edinburgh College of Art the Wee Red Bar is home to the usual art school characters- think asymmetrical haircuts, dresses your granny would wear for the girls, brogues for the boys, and dashings of attitude. Which makes it my kind of hangout. The club nights here play a variety of musical styles, from 60's swing to noughties indie via all that came in between. With a lot of morrissey. Because who doesn't love a bit of Mozza? The space itself is pretty dingy, although the low lighting and twinkly tinsel hanging from the ceiling distract from this, and the flea-bitten sofas near the bar add a certain charm. Bar prices are reasonable as one would expect from a union, which makes up for the rather over-inflated door price [normally at least £6, a bit steep for a student night if you ask me]. All in all a great place to see and be seen while having a bit of a dance.
DeleteHey, sounds like just the place for 4 or 5 guys to hang out, but is it weird enough to win the prize?
Can't wait for Mr Farq to answer with his resounding "NOPE", but will it entice him to publish the real answer so we can all go to bed?
Nope.
DeletePiles (haemorrhoids) - NHS
ReplyDeleteNope.
DeleteWider
ReplyDeleteYep. Rowan wins the luxury pack of DumpMaster™ Adult Diapers (factory seconds, but still). Rowan - please type your bank account and debit card details in a comment (to defray postage and handling costs - 100 buck ceiling), and don't forget that three digit security code on the back! To ensure online security, I'll delete your comment as soon as the transfer is made.
DeleteAnd I laughed, so hard that I thought my knicks would never dry.
ReplyDelete