Monday, November 9, 2020

Play "Who's In My Box?" With Moviedom's Joi Lansing!

Hubba Hubba! Guess who's just moved to th' Isle O'Foam©! Yes, it's society sweater girl Joi Lansing! Older readers may remember her as "Gumdrop" in T.V.'s The Cupcake Co-Eds, and her roles in H'wood blockbusters A Nun In The House, Sorority Sleepover, and The Eleanor Roosevelt Story garnered kudos a-plenty from movie-goers!

But even her most devoted fan will be unaware of her passion for 'sixties psychedelic rock albums! Joi took time out from arranging her lingerie drawer to talk to us yesterday!

FT3: You want me to come back when you got some clothes on?
JL: The human body is nothing to be ashamed of, Farq!
FT3: (*snaps elastic bow tie*) Speak for yourself, doll! But hey - what's in your box?
JL: My Mystery Box? Why, it's an obscure album like what I brung with me to Fabulous False Memory Foam Island©!
FT3: Are you going to give the Four Or Five Guys™ a peek?
JL: [giggles, opens box] Who's in here, guys?!

EDIT: Anonymous Billy Gates wins a set of vegetarian steak knives for his correct identification of the psychedelic rock band hiding in Joi's box! Link in comments.


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15 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIINovember 9, 2020 at 7:33 AM

    https://workupload.com/file/NMHfugg5LAt

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  2. iamjethroNovember 9, 2020 at 10:30 AM

    ooooooooo, Joi Lansing. True vision of lovliness.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIINovember 9, 2020 at 11:11 AM

      Well done for recognizing her! Unfortunately you don't get points for that. Yes, it seems harsh, but where would we be without rules in a game as complex as this?

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  3. DEPRAVOS DE LA MOURNovember 9, 2020 at 6:34 PM

    Love That Boob! where's Schultzy?

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  4. Farquhar Throckmorton IIINovember 9, 2020 at 6:41 PM

    I yam distressed that youse lazy-ass bums is more innerested in this dame than taking a guess as to who's in the dame's box.

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  5. pmacNovember 9, 2020 at 7:50 PM

    Did Quicksilver Messenger Service deliver to the box of Joi?

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  6. tcw3November 9, 2020 at 9:28 PM

    No, Wait! It ain't over till the fat lady sings

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  7. AnonymousNovember 10, 2020 at 2:20 AM

    Hey pardner, Billy Gates here of the Double X ranch. I believe I know the band in question. It's the The Group Image. Fine bunch of east coast children.

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    1. pmacNovember 10, 2020 at 3:27 AM

      Hey padnah, you mean these guys:
      https://dangerousminds.net/comments/new_yorks_the_group_image_wild_psychedelic_punk_from_1968

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    2. Farquhar Throckmorton IIINovember 10, 2020 at 4:55 AM

      Anonymous Billy Gates gets a set of steak knives!

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  8. Farquhar Throckmorton IIINovember 10, 2020 at 7:23 AM

    Here ya go, Pals!




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  9. UncleBNovember 14, 2020 at 8:37 AM

    Joi Lansing: The Interwebs' First Horizon-Tilt Babe!:

    https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3841/33080416031_55c4620a21.jpg

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  10. UncleBNovember 15, 2020 at 8:28 AM

    Don't blame me, blame the Interwebs ..... & endless arrays of similarly classy images at yer fingertips!

    Just try to avoid searching "Joi Lansing Scopitone" if you don't have about an hour to kill watching vintage videos of gyrating gals...

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