Thursday, November 26, 2020

Johnny Mercer Caps Career With Hall Of Foam© Honor!

Mercer, 2nd left, at the Foam-O-Drome© yesterday. Photo: Weegee
 

"Gee whiz, guys!" sobbed tunesmith Johnny Mercer yesterday when inducted into the prestigious Hall Of Foam© by genial show host Farquhar Throckmorton III [above right - Ed.]. "This is what I worked for all my career! All my life!"

The Four Or Five Guys© packed into the Foam-O-Drome© burst into applause when Kreemé [19 my ass - Ed.] read his name from the envelope, adding heartfelt cries of "Whipping Post!", "Yo! Kreemé!", and "Who?"

To celebrate, Johnny's giving away this limited edition three-disc Mosaic Select set of his recordings. Eighty furshlugginer hits - any one of which is worth more than everything you've done in your entire life! Is it ever swell!

This post sponsored by Man From Uncle Dry Cleaning And Spy Headquarters.


16 comments:

  1. Not Mercer, Mercer, Me? Smart move by Marvin to change it...

    "Short Skirt/Long Jacket"? It's got a good beat and I you can dance to it...

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  2. Yellow cake?!? Come on now, Colin Powell makes one mistake (yeah, a huge fucking mistake).

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    1. Watch out where the huskies slake, don’t you eat that yellow cake

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  3. Probably a question for pmac. In the Big Easy is a stereo made of cake called a gateau blaster?
    And Farq, it's worrying the way Alfred floats around the cover.

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  4. "Late in the Evening, There's a Glow Below the Horizon, and I Know Deep in my Heart... It's Your Birthday Cake."


    Cheers ObeyGravity

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  5. I love cake
    It's easy to bake
    Now give us the music
    For Mercer's sake!

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  6. Cake, the band? Don't know nothing about 'em...

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  7. And by the way, whadda ya mean, we yelled "Whipping Post"? We yelled "Freebirds" as usual.

    If, however the whipping somehow involves Kreemé, we might reconsider...

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  8. Hello -
    Love your humor :-D
    Could you, Would you, please consider, re-upping this link:
    Johnny Mercer - three-disc Mosaic Select set?
    It would be much enjoyed.
    if you would have the time :-D
    i wish to share this with my wife :-D
    thank you much.

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