Older readers - that's Irv and Ilene Older, Beaver Gulch, AZ - will remember our popular and timely feature encouraging you - th' Four Or Five Guys© - to submit your screed for publication! Some of you got laid as a result. "Gee, Zelda," they quoth at the drive-in, "I is a published author now, so make wit' th' mout' awready!"
If you missed out last time, join in the fun here! If you already attained the lofty literary pinnacle of acceptance into this august pantheon of scribes, write some more, ya lazy bum!
How To? Why, it's simplicity itself! Simply type your piece up on the balcony of the Foreign Correspondents Club, wearing a Panama hat with a daiquiri at your elbow. Then copy-paste it into the comments below. You can write about any old shit (see previous entries). Nobody's going to read it except you. It will disappear - hey, it really is magic! [Doug Henning - Ed.] - and appear as a blog piece, maybe with your own collectable Trading Card if I feel up to it. Or it may, in the unlikely event of it being total shit, never reappear anywhere.
Don't forget that i's are not 1's, and O's are not 0's.
Submit your piece here, and watch it disappear!
ReplyDeleteOBG - I gots this. Up in a few days.
ReplyDeleteFGW - received in good order - up in a very few days!
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