I interviewed him via Madame Velma at her Temple Of Spiritualness And Garment Repair (Ask About IRS Charity Deductions), here in bosky downtown Las Vegas, NV.
FMF©: Can you hear me, o mystic sage which you are in, like, Tibet or something?
MV: Of course he can hear you. We got 4G here. Whoops.
S: I send you vibrations across the vastness of the cosmos, little grasshopper.
FMF©: Little grasshopper? You talkin' to me?
Sitarswami, yesterday |
S: To experience the now, to attain the sublime, this is the goal of the seeker after truth.
FMF©: Whatevs. Kudos on another swell collection, dude, but why don't you tag your fucking tracks like you got a brain in your head?
S: The seeker must clear his mind until it is a mirror for the light of illumination.
FMF©: Listen - have you any idea the amount of work that made for my staff? Eighty-four fucking songs?
S: Find refuge in your heart's eye and-
FMF©: [cutting in] And you still ain't paid me for the last cover what I done.
[line goes dead]
MV: The Mahagururama has ascended to a higher plane. That'll be fifty bucks. No cards no checks.
[FX: cash register]
Shangri-La La Land
ReplyDeleteI'm betting that it will be worth the trouble...........thanks!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. Sitarswami knows his stuff, okay.
DeleteI don't know... he looks like the son of Ed.
ReplyDeleteI'll give it a try though.
For anyone interested in knowing what's in the package before opening:
ReplyDelete1-4) Bob DiLeo & Giant Jellybean Copout
5-9) pre-Bread Jimmy Griffin (feat. Surprise Package, Morning Glories, Young Men, Roosters, James Arthur Griffin)
10-13) the Cake
14-18) Gil & Johnny & the Sound Sandwich
19-23) Just Too Much & Looking Glasses & Odyssey
24-27) the Doughboys
28-31) Fifth Estate & the D-Men
32-35) the Birdwatchers
36-39) Alexys & the Canterbury Tales
40-43) Every Mothers Son
44-46) Enchanted Forest
47-49) the Exception
50-53) Steff (Sulke)
54-58) Ritchie Adams (feat. Chad Munro, Wooden Nickels, Banana Splits)
59-62) Glitterhouse & Dave Heenan Set
63-65) Crystal Chandelier
66-70) Bernie Schwartz (feat. Adrian Pride, Comfortable Chair)
71-74) the Beeds & Cats Meow
75-77) Rubber Band (one name - two different groups)
78-81) Thomas & Richard Frost
82) Special Delivery (bonus track feat. Ritchie Adams as writer/producer)
83) Proctor Amusement Co. (bonus track written by one of the Birdwatchers)
damn it - no Ravi Shankar!!!
ReplyDeleteSitarswami is the premium brand when it comes to pop-psych. Pound for pound, slice for slice, no other brand delivers the deep-down satisfaction of a Sitarswami compilation! You'll be proud to serve it when unexpected guests drop by! Be it poolside brunch or evening cocktails, a Sitarswamil compilation always hits the right note! Look for the SITARSWAMI brand when next in your local internet! (*jingle*) S-I-T, A-R-S, W-A-M-I!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid I ever thank you for these?
ReplyDeleteBeats me, Bill. But in spite of the impish sense of fun evident in the post, all thanks should go to Sitarswami, Who Knows.
DeleteWell then, thanks to you and Sitarswami. Whomever or whatever Sitarswami may be!
ReplyDeleteToo late to re-up these Swamidiscs?
ReplyDeleteTry asking in the Aloha comments.
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