So lamentable which has th' Four Or Five Guys© been at puzzles recently, it has been decided to make it playable by the most intellectually challenged, in the hope that youse bums will feel motivated to focus your remaining puzzle-solving skills and WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!
HOW TO PLAY: With hobby knife or surgical scalpel, cut out jigsaw pieces [above - Ed.] from your screen! Arrange pieces on bed tray to reveal album cover! Start planning that bucket list you'll soon have the funds to accomplish! Add bucket list item to comment! Add CLEW or HINT as to featured album in comment! That's TWO THINGS already! You include TWO THINGS in your comment! Something from your bucket list, and a cryptic ALLUSION as to album! Oboy!
To get this show on the road, I'll start with this CRYPTIC CLEW:
ReplyDeleteHigh Fidel-ity!
... and this bucket list item:
Move audience to tears with heartfelt rendition of My Shining Hour.
You think they allow me to have sharp tools here?
ReplyDeleteI'm lucky to get wax crayons...
I think I've got those subterranean homesick blues and I want a new slinky.
ReplyDeleteLike a spider's web, Steve Shark puts the pieces together!
Delete"Felony"-prone cleric muses on militant entombment.
ReplyDeleteOh yes!
DeleteA cryptic crossword clew!
Color me impressed. Two of th' 4/5g swing by bright, shiny clews awready!
ReplyDeleteMidnight Cruiser and part of band who favour street perambulations, going where some people might say their life is in a rut.
ReplyDeleteHuh? Eh? I don't know enough to say you're wrong with any certainty, but it looks that way ...
DeleteWell I don't know, I go outta ma way to show how you've educated me in the ways of the Dan and then match it with a reference to a combo that gets lots of footage on the Foam. Then just to show my English roots I put in the opening line from a big numger one hit single from 1980.
DeleteSurely that's enough for a man of your undoubted intellect to cast aside your uncertainty and start peeling off some of that pretty green.
Well done, th' Nobster! I just couldn't bring myself to believe you got this so very, very, wrong. But you did.
DeleteOh bugger, must be time to hang up me boots, or get a new paid of glasses, maybe.
Delete... I think a new paid of glasses is the priority. Your boots are already hung up here.
DeleteOh, that's a shame.....
DeleteAll the best,
Nobby
No! Come back! I meant your boots are already hung up here in the sense of home is where you hang up your boots.
DeleteNot gone nowhere, boots and hats are still hanging.
DeleteOh and on my bucket list is a chance to hear this lp, is there going to be a stealth link to enrich us?
Nobby
Nobster, I'll loadup a selection of Monkishness tomorrow.
DeleteCryptic Clew: Bhikkhu member of the French Resistance.
ReplyDeleteBucket list item: Play Elephant Polo.
Babs back on form after a lengthy lay-off.
DeleteBest clew so far, I reckon.
DeleteHow do I make my hobby knife sharper? It just won't cut through the screen!
ReplyDeleteAsk a grown-up!
DeleteI actually own this one on vinyl for a change. The penultimate studio album from a beloved iconoclast.
ReplyDeleteMy bucket has a hole in it but I'm trying to learn how to do the home recording thing.
The sleeve notes' description of the cover is bizarre to say the least.
DeleteOoh, ooh, it's that one guy who sang songs!
ReplyDeleteI'll say no more, so as to NOT spoil the contest.
I sure could use that million bucks!
Haw! Gee, is you ever off-base wit' dis! Haw haw haw!
DeleteCool, so I won! Whoopee!
ReplyDeleteGerman officer evidently prefers Wagner.
ReplyDeleteHere's that Mystery Album in full, plus a couple of peerless recordings you should have anyway. Even if you "don't like jazz".
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