Wednesday, March 2, 2022

The Fake Watch Band




Back when psychedelia was first being rediscovered - immediately post-Nuggets - the correct attitude was to sniff at Ed Cobb's studio additions to Chocolate Watch Band albums. They were fake! The Chocolate Watch Band was a snarling, biting proto-punk combo, and Cobb's dreamy confections were not welcome. They weren't even played by the band!

Yes, the Choccies (as absolutely no-one was calling them) were one of the great garage punk combos, and it's impossible not to love their Sunset Strip spin on the Yardbirds and the Stones. But I always dug (man) Ed Cobb's Fake Watch Band cuts quite as much - more, if I'm honest. So here's Dark Side Of The Mushroom And Other Trips On Gossamer Wings, the first album ever by the Fake Watch Band.

The three gorgeous numbers that made up the first side of The Inner Mystique (if there's a lovelier album side I've yet to hear it) are here in their perfect sequence, as side two. The six cuts on the first side are the remaining recordings of the Fake Watch Band, and I've snuck in a couple of tracks with original band members that sound more Fake than Chocolate to make up the running time, anticipating the snooty dismissal of the purists who consider them not genuine Fakes at all.

It's a totally groovy 'sixties psych album, a soundtrack to blissing out in the park on a hot summer's day. And credit where long overdue; to Ed Cobb, Richard Podolor, Bill Cooper, Wayne Proctor, Don Bennet, Ethan McElroy, and the nameless session musicians whose contributions created such an evocative - and superbly recorded - piece of work. All thirty minutes of it.

Ed Cobb [Ed left - Ed.] was in The Four Preps before moving to production in the late sixties. He produced Steely Dan, Pink Floyd, and Fleetwood Mac, among others. He also wrote Tainted Love, a big hit on both sides of the Big Wet, Dirty Water for The Standells, and Every Little Bit Hurts for The Small Faces. Major dude.











39 comments:

  1. Let's talk about gals!

    Have you met any? Gee - are they ever swell! But here's some things they can't do (according to Entitled Male Gazers):

    - Read a map
    - Park a car
    - Throw a ball
    - Admit they're wrong
    - Put a vinyl album back in both sleeves and without getting fingerprints all over it

    I mean, they can do everything else, and frequently better than a fellow, but you gots to admit ... they ain't too hot on bathroom hygiene, neither. The way they squeeze a toothpaste tube? *shudder*

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    1. "women" and myself do not throw a ball so much as to just get it away from ourselves. having a baseball, football or basketball in hand immediately saddles you with others expectations that you will do something great with it. if the ball comes toward me,
      i step aside.

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    2. Hey, my sister can read a map, and not just road maps, she can also read a hiking map very well, and park a car, not sure about the other 3 things you mention, I'm afraid to ask her.

      As for being tidy, my old girlfriend was a nightmare, I used to have to tidy up after her all the time, which became very difficult to deal with.

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    3. Even when maps were in common use - not so long ago - Thai people generally didn't understand them, much to the bafflement of tourists. Nor do Thais (generally) know the points of the compass, or use them as direction indicators.

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    4. Depravos - I was absolutely shit at ball games, at an all-boy school where sports were a big deal. I was skinny and shortsighted and have nothing but bad memories of dealing with the fucking thing should I be unlucky enough to get in its way.

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    5. I cannot find the link to "F.W.B' Help?

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    6. "The way they squeeze a toothpaste tube? *shudder*" -- That's the one that's true round these parts. Thanks for this new "False Memory Foam Records" release!

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  2. You missed out the Piltdown Men. (not from the gurls list).
    Also he founded with dear old Lincoln Mayorga (piano on "Love Letters", "Big Man" and "Brontosaurus Stomp") a direct-to-disc label - Sheffield Labs - in 1979, not a propitious time.

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    1. The man's career needs his wiki or discogs page to do him justice.

      I only ever had one direct-to-disc album - something by Stefan Grossman. Didn't make him any more listenable.

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  3. I canna say a word agin women. I am friends with like, one guy. All the people I know & see are ladies. I'm not opposed to having male friends, but it doesn't seem to happen.
    btw - I sure enjoy the mentioned band.

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    1. I don't think I'm asking anyone to say anything against women. Your comment about having exclusively female friends is interesting.

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  4. Seriously, let's talk about gals. My thoughts are summed up in this 1 minute youchewb. Please watch.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xUlixFMpUw

    There is also a nice long version by Jim O'Rourke amongst many others on YouChewb

    Time.

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    1. Hmm. Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene are women, aren't they? Ivanka Trump? Susan Collins? Amy Coney Barrett? And Margaret Thatcher, Priti Patel, and Cressida Dick in the U.K., among many others. All women who have "taken over" to some degree. So although it makes Ivor Cutler sound very right on, I don't think a generic call for women to take over is the answer to the world's problems.

      A.O.C. would make as good a POTUS as any, and better than most, but that's because of her intelligence and passion, qualities available to both (or all) sexes.

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    2. Agreed, it is simplistic, but I've had it with Boris Johnson, Trump and Putin etc (ad nauseam). All liars, the UK voted for Brexit because of the lies of our (unfunny) comedy prime minister, surely weakening Europe. Now this situation. I live next door to a Bulgarian family, I have Polish friends living in the UK, this war seems very close.

      Do a internet search ‘Syria photos’, no need to specify war or bombing, - Putins fingerprints.

      crying tears emoji - not ironic.

      I could go on but I come here to get away from the news, and I expect many others do, I'm sorry.
      Farq I don't mind if you don't publish this.

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    3. I think reminding ourselves that we do come here for a break from the shitstorm is a good thing.

      The album should help, if you give it a chance.

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    4. Thanks Farq, yes I'm going to listen to it this afternoon, should be right up my street.

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  5. Good to leave politics alone here, though I will just say that I agree 100% with Bambi

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  6. The woman to whom I am married can do all but one of these things better than I--Read a map, Park a car, Throw a ball, Admit they're wrong, Put a vinyl album back in both sleeves and without getting fingerprints all over it--and my ability to make a nice throw from deep in the hole at third does not change that she was always picked to play shortstop because of all the ground she could cover and she gets to absolutely everything. Plus she can plow the back 40 (farm gal), butcher animals, and kick your ass. And fall asleep and keep knitting. Written a couple books, published in major magazines, edited two different magazines. Get's more done before 10A everyday than I get done in 2 or 3. She has little use for men and I can hardly blame her and am just glad she finds some use for me.

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  7. All I'll say is my wife can parallel park better than I and that I met her playing softball. I've always loved those Fake WB cuts -- in large part due to the sitars, I'm sure. Richard Allen Podolor recorded three instrumental albums (Stranger from Durango, Surfer's Slide, Rising Surf) on Imperial in the early 60's as Richie Allen. Here's a collection I found somewhere of all three: https://www4.zippyshare.com/v/k0Ru1x0E/file.html

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    1. Richard Podolor was the guitarist on all the early Sandy Nelson (recently RIP) records.

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    2. The surf band influence is clear on some of the tracks on this album.

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  8. I've never actually met a woman but Basil Fawlty says they're incapable of logic.

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    1. I saw Cleese once at Harry's Bar in Venice (the Italian fake version, not the real ones in LA and Vegas). He had two incredible-looking women with him, and he was doing his Fawlty laugh with his head back.

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    2. In 1973 the Pythons performed in Vancouver and after the show I was recruited to drive some them to the Press Club for a party. I had Cleese, Palin & Idle in my car for the funniest ride of my life.
      https://globalnews.ca/news/6449452/monty-python-vancouver-1973/

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    3. You're throwing this away in a comment?! This is a piece, ain't it? Screedworthy?

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    4. Some of the best parts vanished in hazes of single malt that night.
      What was interesting to me was that Cleese spent his time here scouring used book stores looking for works of early Canadian humorist Stephen Leacock.

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    5. Big fan of Leacock myself, although he pales in comparison to Perelman.

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  9. I do not seem to be able to find a link to this. I' to, am eager to hear it! How?

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 2, 2022 at 8:07 AM

      >LINK!!!

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    2. Go to this comment: Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 2, 2022 at 8:07 AM

      It's up there ^^^^^^^

      Then click the word *link*, which might show as blue, in the way of links. That's rather more hand-holding than I'd like, but now you've got the hang of it ...

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