In response to complaints that we only feature "Boomer Music" [i.e. played loud on large portable cassette players - Ed.], today's post whiplashes us right "up to date" with the "happening now!" sounds of The Primal Screams, the exciting new beat combo from England's trendy Gorbals district!
Headed up by Rab C. Gillespie (the "comedian" of the group!) the "happy-go-lucky" pop foursome are chartbound with their latest long-playing waxing Some Nice Flowers Grow, featuring their hits Mull O' Kintyre and Donald Where's Yer Troosers!
This Special Collectors' Extended Deluxe Fiftieth Anniversary Collectors' Edition features bonus cuts of their early singles and a Peel Session from '85, making it a very special collectable you'll want to add to your collection of collectable collectables! And it comes in a succulent new psychedelicised cover you'll want tattooed on your perineum!
This post made possible thru the patronage of the Sporran N' Caber Mens' Drinking Club, Sauchiehall Street.
Qualify for this collection by describing "perineum" using a metaphor, or simile! Correct physical definition will earn you contumely, opprobrium, from confreres!
ReplyDeleteHow about the DMZ?
ReplyDeleteExcellent. I doubt the lousy bums out there gots yer smarts, but we'll leave it open for a while.
Deletetaint what you do, it's the way that you do it.
DeleteHeyyyyy!
DeleteTaint the meat, 'tis the motion
DeleteStimulate the perineal gland, and your third nostril will open.
ReplyDeleteThe Perineum is a pathway between two monumental gateways. The prototypical Greek example is the perineae that serves as the pathway between the clepsydra and the Propylaea.
ReplyDeleteThe perinium is better know to civilians (at least the male ones) as your "barse".
ReplyDeleteJust a reminder: one of those gateways is mostly (but not exclusively) used as an exit, rather than an entrance.
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Wow, modern music less than 40 years old. Nice reminder about Rab C.. I have a few Scottish friends, we often ended up at their place after the pub to watch vhs videos of Rab C Nesbitt. It seems we have a lot of Scots living here in Dorsetshire.
ReplyDeleteShort vid attached from programme, featuring the lovable 'Jamesie'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z2AcmHuLwk
The Netherlands?
ReplyDeleteThat's gotta be the winner.
DeleteGets my vote.
DeleteWhen i mentioned to 'Thirsty' [& naughty] Dave Hansen my preference for that part of femme anatomy, he quipped 'you mean the chinrest'
ReplyDeleteThe road between the amusement park and the sewage plant.
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was bad aim.
ReplyDeleteThe sitcom Weeds was often mediocre, but the writers got it right in one show:
ReplyDeleteA pair of characters are arguing about the correct term for the perineum and appeal to the latina maid to weigh in. Asked what she calls the thing between the dick and the ballsack, she surveys the two stoners and laconically replies, "The coffee table."