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| Thieving bastard gene-burglars, yesterday. |
Life's a bitch. I was looking at this picture of Ewan MacGregor and his fighter pilot brother
[above - Ed.] and wondering how they hijacked my birthright handsomeness quota. Thieving bastard gene-burglars. Similarly, supermodels
Milla Jovovich and
Carla Bruni seem to have received more than their fair share of D.N.A. bounty. That they should also be prime musicians must rub salt in the wound of every lesser-endowed woman. Or not - what know I of woman, that eternal mystery?
On the other hand, maybe we should cast bitterness and resentment aside and rejoice that human beings can be beautiful
and talented - a devastating combination. Carly Simon, f'rinstance ...
brb ...
But hey! We're here to throw petals at the feet of these swell first albums. Carla went on to record many more (mostly better) albums, and was FoamFeatured© antecedently - an honor of which she speaks with the most touching humility. Milla mostly found other stuff to do, managing to miss out on a steamy three-way love romp with me and Carla on the way. Her loss.
I once asked my wife if I was handsome (I think I was slightly enhanced by beverages at the time) and she thought about it and said, "Yes .. forty-five per cent handsome." Serves me right for asking - but I think she nailed it. What per cent handsome are you?
ReplyDelete(I'm leaving Babs out of this - she's a 100% doll).
My photo alone is a pheromone.
ReplyDeleteDid you mean fear-o-moan? Showing results for fear-o-moan.
DeleteI'm half hand & half feet, but I ain't got some.
ReplyDeleteYou're probably footsome, then.
DeleteDefinitely not toothsome...I've only got six of those left.
DeleteI think someone overheard Carla yesterday, To the effect of something like this:
ReplyDeleteLa isle de mousse?! C'est quoi cette merde? Nico, chérie, viens...tu connais des gars du taule,non...?! J'ai besoin que tu casses la gueule à quelqu'un...ouais....un mec qui se nomme Farquhar....
Incidentally, someone also eavesdropped on Milla. She only had one thing to say:
Multipass!
Vas te faire enculer, connard. Merde alors.
DeleteLanguage, Mr. Throckmorton!
DeleteLangage, Monsieur Throque-Mortaine!
DeleteFind the common denominator of the two album covers above....ah, yeah, tits.
ReplyDeleteMan, advertising for these was a piece of cake, huh.
I never noticed that women had breasts before reading your comment.
DeleteThe Milla Jovovich album is pretty damn wonderful, heckchewerly. Do raise a hand if you wish to hear it in the secluded bower of your own withdrawing-room.
ReplyDeleteRaisin' mah miz'ble han'!
Deletehand raised
ReplyDeleteI don't like to brag but I maybe at least 60% handsome based on my dog's affection for me. I'd throw records on the listening pile if they were provided.
ReplyDeletethese records I mean
DeleteThat makes you the most handsome 4/5g© so far, MrDave - kudos!
DeleteBoth seem to be less talented versions of Christa Päffgen.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
Come on then. Make wit' th' linkage.
DeleteI'll save it for some "Velvet" screed.
DeleteMost collectors have Dandy Presents The Velvet Underground & Christa
When you post your Christa screed, I'll post a couple of books about her if you'd like them.
DeleteGood deal, Steve.
DeleteAh likes a chantoozy or two!
ReplyDeleteAny Annette Peacock fans here?
ReplyDeleteYou bet!
DeleteYou are a person of impeccable taste!
Deleteso am I!
DeleteYou are both Gentlemen.
DeleteHere, here!
DeleteA buncha lousy freeloadin' bums, you ax me ...
DeleteKeep those hands raised, boys, when you finally listen to Farq's loot. Just in case the album covers give you any ideas...
ReplyDeleteCarla is in the chantoozy bag. Milla is more adventurous. Together - they fight crime!
ReplyDeletehttps://workupload.com/file/SpAmGq6zDVk
(I apologise for the absence of the much-loved Stealth Link© - they're gettin' beyond me capabilities)
Where do you go to look for Carla and Milla? Well why not try the IOF repository. So here I am. But de links are dead, any chance of resuscitation?
ReplyDeleteYup! See your comment on the Slumberland thread.
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