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In what is by some way th' Isle O'Foam©'s most popliar feature, Randy Randomguy once again gives you, Mr. & Mrs. Four Or Five Guy©, the opportunity to feature your hipness, eclecticism, and sophisticated good taste to an internet starved of those qualities!
Simply set your device to Rando, and list the first five top tunes chosen by the evil rando-bot embedded in your seemingly harmless device! Oboy! Some fun, huh, gang?!
(If you don't have a music-playing thing capable of making your choices for you, simply throw a fist of darts at your record collection!)
Here's mine, Rando-Maniacs!
ReplyDeleteA Sailor's Life - Fairport Convention
Kodachrome - Paul Simon
California Girls - Beach Boys
Shady - John Phillips
Etre Celle - Vanessa Paradis
Right Death Before - ASG
ReplyDeleteSpring Again - Biz Markie (RIP)
And Vandalism - You Am I
Teenager(s) - Meat Puppets
Rain Hail Shine - Icecream Hands
Mine randomly came out 40% Australian!
One of my favorite Puppets' song! I got inspired to watch "Lovedolls Superstar" again after you Redd Kross piece and remembered how great that song is.
DeleteAmen, Mr. Dave. In a single song, Meat Puppets capture their astonishing transformation from the first album (incoherent spazz-punk) to the second (cosmic wasted cowboys).
DeleteI haven't started the Non-Stop Fucking Alpacas yet. But I promise when it gets going, it's gonna be non-fuckin'-stop.
Can I play bass? It's always been a dream of mine. Play bass for the NSFA (Not Safe For Anywhere).
DeleteTwo Grey Rooms - Joni Mitchell
ReplyDeleteMojave - Antonio Carlos Jobim
In the Year of the Dragon - Geri Allen, Charlie Haden & Paul Motian
Black Diamond Bay - Bob Dylan
Junka - Sonny Clark
Babs, I know you're eating out of a bucket in the train yard right now, but if you can file screed sometime because your fanbase is getting antsy ...
DeleteGive me a few days.
DeleteLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight - Tiny Tim
ReplyDeleteSleeping Beauty - Divinyls
A World So Full of Love - Roger Miller
Cinderella - Sonics
Surfin' Hootenanny - Al Casey
Weird, two fairy tales!
Thank God! Another Tiny Tim appreciator.
DeleteTiny Tim's knowledge of music from 1900 to around 1940 was encyclopedic.
DeleteE-N-C-Y-C-L-Y-O-D-Y-P-I-C-L-E
DeleteOh please.
DeleteWait! I can do this! E-N-Y-C-L-Y-O-C-L-Y-P-O-P-S-I-C-L-E
DeleteE-N-C-Y-C-L-O-P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E
DeleteE-N-C-Y-C-L-O-P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-A-D-E-L-P-H-I-A
DeleteOh goody. One I can do. I figured out random last time we played this game. Oh goody.
ReplyDeleteUn Simple Historie - Thievery Corporation
Pasted All Over - The Bevis Frond
African Rhythms - Oneness of Juju
Nineteen666 - The Jesus & Mary Chain
Clown's Parade - Creeping Pink
Big Joe Turner - Midnight Special Train
ReplyDeleteMarvelous 3 - Cars Collide
Leonard Cohen - Bird On A Wire
Orange - Judy Over The Rainbow
The Equals - Hold Me Closer
Judy Over The Rainbow? I have an Orgone Box story - long time ago, a friend sent me a CD of the unissued second Orgone Box album, with the strict instructions I was not to share it. Years later my Dad threw it out.
DeleteMy baseball cards, Marvel Comics, Mad Magazines, Fillmore posters...mom...you threw away a fortune...
DeleteGawd, don't start me to talking. Parents can be shitheads.
DeleteHelpless - John Dee Graham (A. Escovedo cover)
ReplyDeleteWhat's Left Behind - The Sadies
Town - Richard Buckner
She Wants to Know - Guided By Voices
Kick That Little Foot Sally Ann - Round Robin
--Muzak McMusics
I discovered Round Robin a few years back...isn't that the Blossoms on background vocals on that one?
DeleteElvis Presley-Angel
ReplyDeleteThe Yardbirds-Heart Full Of Soul
Jackie DeShannon-I Keep Wanting You
Barry & Life-Top-Less Girl
Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band-We've Found The Answer
Police And Thieves - The Clash
ReplyDeleteDazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin
Dizzie Miss Lizzie - The Beatles
Helplessly Hoping - CS&N
The Ancient (Giants Under The Sun) - Yes
This raises the question, what do you do when a side-long epic comes up on rando? Skip or stick it out?
DeleteLike your favorite undergarment ... depends.
DeleteDon't get out of the car until 'Shine on you crazy diamond parts 1-9' finishes. It just wouldn't be polite sir !
DeleteYou're right. Rules is rules, and it behooves a person to listen to the whole track. I listened to Facelift all the way through the other day.
DeleteThe Rogues - Say You Love Me
ReplyDeleteSplatcats - In Like Flynn
Leon Smith & the Orbit Rockers - Dynamic
Paul Hopkins Jr. - Hoopy at the World's Fair
Ike & Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits
The player runs in my shop 24x7 so I walked out there this morning and these are the 5 things I heard;
ReplyDeleteHungry Freaks, Daddy Frank Zappa
Robert Hall Clothes commercial Circa 1956
Confidence Man The Jeff Healey Band
Theme from 'The Rat Race' Richard Maltby
Doo Doo David T. Walker
I don't care what your shop sells. Here - take my money.
DeleteI immediately went to YouTube and listened to Robert Hall commercials. I have no memory of them as a retailer here in the Bay Area.
DeleteRobert Hall was an East coast menswear retailer. They were decidedly inexpensive and low to middle brow operation. From the 50s to sometime in the 70s, if you were wearing a cheap suit, someone might have commented: "Robert Hall is here."
DeleteDoes anyone remember Thom McAn shoes?
I'm a Botany 500 type guy. I remember Thom McAn shoes and I don't know why.
DeleteMaybe it was the imprinted memory of Neil Diamond playing the generation card, "How comes what most of THEM don't like, we like most?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9mULO_QGE8
DeleteWhat do we want? BRASS ON SHOES! When do we want it?
DeleteUh ...
"Robert Hall" was founded by Jacob Schwab. Guess he didn't want to be tagged with Schwab Schmutter.
DeleteNothing made a man look like a shlemiel, more than a Robert Hall suit with Thom McAn shoes.
Deletea robert hall jingle has been nudging its way into my consciousness for a while before this mention, recalled from mucho decades ago:
Delete''when the value goes up-up-up/ and the prices go down-down down
robert hall this season will show you the reason: high qual-i-ty....econ-o-my''
over the summer this old colt 45 jingle did ditto: "Colt 45 malt liquor is fun/with smoothness and life all rolled into 1---a completely unique experience: Colt 45!"
another would be this hooky ad:
"when her friends come to call/lucky little lady/she feeds them mommy's way/with her LITTLE HOSTESS BUFFET.... by Marx!"
anyone else remember the tunes as i do?
In the UK, a portly dude called Cyril Lord sold cheap carpets to the masses, with the stirring jingle "this is luxury you can afford, from Cyril Lord!!!!" Other jingles are available.
Deletege's Colt 45 comment, brought to mind:
Delete"Schaefer is the one beer to have
When you’re having more than one
Schaefer flavor doesn’t fade
Even when your thirst is done
The most rewarding flavor in this man’s world
For people who are having fun
Schaefer is the one beer to have
When you’re having more than one!"
Oh great, now it's stuck in my head.
DeleteI'm diggin' this!
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_CYpPOjzj4
Enter the Bonzos - "Here is boredom you can afford..."
DeleteAnd for cheap clothing - "John Collier John Collier* the window to watch "
Delete* previously the Fifty-shilling tailor.
*bangs forehead repeatedly on desk*
DeleteEvery metro market had their own jingles. A few years back (well...14 years, time fugits...) the movie Zodiac had a background detail that jumped out at me...the Gensler Lee Diamond jingle. Played to death on KYA and KFRC, the two big AM stations ruling the Top 40 market, the lyrics were permanently tattooed in teen memory: "Gensler Lee Diamonds, it's the place to buy diamonds (if you're really smart). Gensler Lee Diamonds, the store... with a heart!" https://chirb.it/Cgf047
Deletethen there was this:
Deletefirst & only jingle to ever use pig latin lingo??
''Crispy and ee-licious-day
-Uilds-bay up your -uscles-may
-illed with real -uit avor-flay....Oot-fray -oops-lay!''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIpJosS5pMs
Well, that's weird... I wonder if there was one of those kids' manias sweeping the country, only instead of coonskin caps it was schoolyard pig-latin?
Deletecoonskin caps? -Guilty, had-to-have-1!
Delete"Day-vee, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier"
['...killed him a b'ar when he was only 3!']
It's Better Not To Be The King - Cotton Mather
ReplyDeleteAs You Like It - Hacienda
Eccentric Waters - John Greaves
Shanghai Noodle Factory - Traffic
Talking Shit - Robert Glasper/Miles Davis
No phone, no random game, no cry--
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG6pDRZ9q-4
but if i may suggest a subset to this thread
it might be 'Best Song Ever!' or at least
'Best Song w/ but 3 Elements Ever[ly]'
2 vox, 1 guitar
Randomly choose five songs, ge. Nobody cares.
DeleteHot as a Docker's Armpit - Budgie
ReplyDeleteHere comes your Man - Pixies
Drivin' Sounth - Dom Mariani
Revival - Deerhunter
Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin
A couple of tracks down (Weirdos & Richard Lloyd) is Dream Syndicate - Halloween
40% 4AD bands, you hipster hypocrite. Now is the time for Halloween songs, hooray!
DeleteMy all time favorite song for the season of the witch:
https://youtu.be/v17M-WqPZYc
Haha -- you got me on a technicality with the Pixies but I have no excuse for Deerhunter, lol. Guilty as charged.
DeleteThat is truly the worst Halloween song I've ever heard! Speaking of which, the home hifi is now Halloween music only at MrDave's this month -- 5000 songs worth, and that Method Actors atrocity ain't one of 'em. (I exempt my personal iPhone & laptop listening -- I only inflict that on the rest of the family!)
Ouch, MrDave. I really do love that Method Actors song, and my wife does too. Are you a falsetto-phobe, or was it the steel drums? Or the combination thereof?
DeletePolly - Micadelia
ReplyDeleteHuman Behaviour - Björk
Como Dois e Dois - Gal Costa
The End - Sibylle Baier
Skin Is, My - Andrew Bird
Ooh, I love that Micadelia album.
DeleteBarleycorn - Tim Van Eyken
ReplyDeleteLenny - Stevie Ray Vaughan
Pinball - Brian Protheroe
Elusive - Scott Matthews
Home - Michael Buble
Michael Buble making his unique appearance on the IoF, I'm guessing.
DeleteIt's a nice song, co-written by Mr Bubbly himself apparantly, and just waiting for a Rod Stewart cover version with a "Brighton Beach" sort of arrangement.
DeleteCheers, Peanuts Molloy.
Hey! I'm in no position to judge!
DeleteSaid the Bishop.....
DeleteRevolutionary Kind - Gomez
ReplyDeleteMississippi God damn - Nina Simone
Let It Bleed - Rolling Stones
The Diamond Sea - Sonic Youth
Stack-O-Lee -Dr John
Nice.
DeleteAnd good to see Deadmandeadman alive and kicking (see trading cards)
DeleteDamn thing just died!
ReplyDeleteStanding on the Shore - Annie Briggs
ReplyDeleteListen - The Infamous Stringdusters
Of Thee I Sing - Leon Russell
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
A Small Town - Oliver Cherer
Skeletons - Aubrey Debauchery
ReplyDeleteOn the Water - Josh Ritter
Angels - DoDeans
Ode to Pacific Anarchism - Giants in the Trees
Day In, Day Out - Boy Dylan
Aubrey Debauchery, great name, had to check them out.
DeleteSilver Lining - Jenny Lewis
ReplyDeleteThis Offer Is Repeatable - Elvis Costello & Brodsky Quartet
El Mar - George Benson
Even So - Everything But The Girl
Love Or Confusion - Jimi Hendrix Experience
Manish Boys - Take my Tip
ReplyDeleteSteve Hillage - Palm Trees
Graham Parker - Don't ask me Questions
Garland Jeffreys - Hail, Hail Rock n Roll
Yes - Big Generator
Dry Cleaning : Her Hippo
ReplyDeleteSpoon : Take The Fifth
XTC : The Loving
Deutsche Bank :Cuber Mensch
Santana : Oye Como Va
From the obscure to the ubiquitous* in five mood-swinging choices!
Delete*U-B-I-S-C-U-I-T-U-S
Beatles - Sun King
ReplyDeleteMFSB Feat The # Degrees - TSOP (The Sound OF Philadelphia)
Paul Revere and the Raiders - Hungry
Temptations - You're My Everything
Bay City Rollers - Angel Angel
Random indeed and not even what I go to usually, but it is on the drive and what the mystery gnome inside picks, he picks.
My selection wasn't what I'd like to think of as representative of my tastes, either. That's another blog piece, maybe. What's fascinating about rando is the forced connections it makes. Love to see the Bay City Rollers here, Michael Buble ...
Delete"It's not clinging to the rocks and ivy
Planted on their columns now that bind me
Or something that somebody said
Because they thought we fit together walking
It's just knowing that the world will not be cursing
Or forgiving when I walk along some railroad track and find
That you're moving on the backroads
By the rivers of my memory ..."
Oh, I still have strong feelings about most of the songs on that list. Just have not turned to them in a while.
DeleteTracy Ullman's version of "Baby I Lied" came up after those. I had forgotten how much I really love that song.
I wasn't going to play but...
ReplyDeleteI Need a Restraint - Electric Six
Miles Davis & Gil Evans - Studio Discussion
Let It Be Me - Leonard Nimoy
Webb Pierce - In The Jailhouse Now
Black Horse - Elouise
Candyside arriving fashionably late to the party.
DeleteWow! The potential for embarrassment is so high with this request: what about all those cheesy tunes hidden in the depths of the hard drive? Thankfully they kept their heads down - well, depends what you think of Paul McCartney's opus offering. No Dean Martin Christmas songs this time round!
ReplyDeleteDave Davies - If you are leaving
Al Stewart - Song on the radio
Greg Allman - Queen of hearts
Paul McCartney - Take it away
The Association - Forty times