Monday, October 25, 2021

Bobby Darin's Krautrock Nightmare

Only one of these dudes was called The King
Darin died at 37, shockingly young. It was the early seventies, and his career was moving with the times into a more reflective, less pop-oriented, era. Always dogged by ill health, a heart op finished him off. But what a life. He'd been a a Brill Building songwriter, and a rock n' roll heartthrob in the late 'fifties, the self-penned Dream Lover selling in the millions. His inventive cover of Mack The Knife helped make him one of the biggest stars in Vegas. He acted, creditably, in movies and T.V., had his own T.V. show, started his own record company, and late in life suffered the trauma of discovering his mother was his grandmother, and his sister his mother. Can't have helped, right?

He recorded nearly thirty albums at a rate of two a year. And here is where the problem lies - none of them is great, or even quite as good as you want it to be. As a teen heartthrob, he was no Elvis, no Ricky Nelson. As a lounge swinger, he was no threat to the Rat Pack. As a singer of pop, country, and folk rock he was competent, unexceptional. Although backed by some of the greatest musical talents on the planet, his voice could be that of anyone who can carry a tune in a flatbed truck (his voice has a tendency to lose interest in the note). The recorded legacy is disappointing; I want to like it more than I can. But his success in his own life, on his own terms, can't be argued, and it's at this point that my point of view fades into irrelevance. We all get to do our own thing (man). Indeed, doing someone else's thing is futile at best. So here's a glass raised to Walden Robert Cassotto, for achieving what he did with what he had. I like to think had he lived a little longer, he may have tried his hand, with equal success, at Krautrock.

30 comments:

  1. Five albums in the Cassotto Casserole, should youse bums have th' taste. Speak up, now.

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    1. Very well said. Unfortunately, it's true and I continue to be bemused by his career. Poor producers? Cultural change accelerating too fast? How can there be so little of worth from the guy who recorded Mack The Knife and Over The Sea the way he did? Guess I should look for a biography, though showbiz bios tend to the unenlightening. Thanks again for this.

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    2. Best showbiz bio I ever read was Nick Tosches "Dino", which I'd love to read again.

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  2. It's cheating, I know, but I love "Two of a Kind", the album with Johnny Mercer.

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    1. That's included. Johnny Mercer Foamfeatured© antecedently : https://falsememoryfoam.blogspot.com/2020/11/johnny-mercer-caps-career-with-hall-of.html

      Anything with Billy May has to be worth listening to.

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  3. Good piece, Farq. I too would love to like Bobby D. more than I actually do. I can happily listen to Beyond the Sea and Mack the Knife any old time but beyond that creeping disappointment starts to set in. My handful of Darin may well be the same as yours but if I have anything different I'll chip in to the mix.

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    1. Thanks for your appreciative comment, Rob. In the usual irritating IoF© way, I'll loadup the albums later (probably tomorrow my time), and we can compare notes.

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  4. this not a disagreement. it is a plain pure fact. you are wrong.

    please don't ever do it again.

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    1. (it wouldn't be the first time)

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    2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WcKn43AGek&ab_channel=BobbyDarin-Topic

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    3. DEPRAVOS, that's sweet little song. There are thousands of sweet little songs, and they all give pleasure and make the world a better place. But not everyone who wrote and/or sang one has a career as spectacular (and largely forgotten) as Bobby Darin. Where's his great album? Did we miss it?

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  5. Does your download include "The Milk Shows"? Being time limited to a minute and a half or less per song pares down the disappointment ratio a bit, in spite of the cheesy fake applause.

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    1. It's just a curio. In the 1960s Darin starred in a series of five-minute, five-song radio shows for NBC sponsored by the American Dairy Association. The tunes, backed by a small combo, run a minute to a minute and a half, with a little chatter and Darin's "Drink Milk" pitch. Ninety-six cuts, just over 2 hours. Available if anybody wants 'em.

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    2. Just over two hours sounds about a couple of hours more than I think I'd find time for, Hugh, so let's wait for a needier grifter! (But I'd like a five minute sample, if you could do that?)

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    3. A short drink of milk:

      https://rapidgator.net/file/1d71b4b21d6682a5b61b21779ab9e9e5/Taste_of_Milk.rar.html

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  6. He married Gidget. That’s got to count for something. No wonder his poor heart gave out.

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  7. Didn't Bobby marry Gidget?

    Not unlike Sammy Davis Jr., Bobby wanted to be all things to all people.

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    1. My favourite Sammy Davis Jr line is when someone asked him on the golf course what his handicap was and Sammy quipped: 'I'm a one-eyed Jewish Negro. What's yours?' Se non è vero, è ben trovato, as they say.

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  8. Splish Splash - was at least 2 times covered in German

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  9. This other Bobby D. ain't my cuppa, but "Mack The Knife" is a grand piece of MOR pop, and his live version of "If I Was A Carpenter" from the Desert Inn in Vegas in 1971 is one of the most sublimely gorgeous pieces o' music ever committed to vinyl.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg2Z39R_F6k
    C in California

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  10. Mack the Knife was my first picture-sleeve 45. Bobby's bluejean jacketed harmonica toting troubadour persona was a better fit vocally than the tuxedo'd crooner he played previously. I picture him drifting into country-western if he'd lived a while longer -- maybe a Waylon & Willie self-styled outlaw.

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  11. One of the reasons (to believe) he never broke from pop/schlock into singer-songwriter success is that he didn't write enough songs. You had to have a god-given set of pipes (like, say, Glenn Campbell, or Tom Rush) to make it singing other peoples' songs. He just couldn't sing that well.
    But he could write. His "Commitment" album, as "Bob Darin", was too little, too late. Interesting (for me, anyway) to compare with Rick Nelson. Rick covered a lot of the same bases, apart from the Rat Pack hack. It was Vegas that lost Darin any kind of credibility with The Young People in the late 'sixties. Nelson did a lot better, and left a slew of timeless recordings. Darin, in spite of the brutish, fanboi, Trumper-like support of 4/5g© DEPRAVOS ... didn't. Here's a sampling of his stuff, by no means comprehensive. Loaddown for enlightenment. Additions to th' Foam Library Of Recorded Works™ always welcome, so drop a link if you have the time and willpower.

    Cassotto Casserole.

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  12. Swell incoming screed from Delta Del and Babs - no flipping!

    (note to any 4/5g© without a trading card - be a come-with guy! Let's do this, people!)

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  13. Glad to add That's All and Inside Out to my modest Cassotto Collection. Thank you, Farq! Here's a couple more for anyone interested:

    https://workupload.com/archive/KPR9uGwr
    Born Robert Walden Cassotto

    https://workupload.com/archive/AzYhHhqJ
    Live in Las Vegas

    https://workupload.com/archive/2Wf9t635
    The Milk Shows

    I can also up the 40 track Beyond The Sea greatest hits album if anyone wants that one.

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  14. I had nothing to add to this discussion, but today I imagined a lounge singer snapping his fingers to a swinging beat and singing "Daddy-o, take that banana, hey! Tomorrow is Sundayyy..."

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