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You'll know Barbara Bel Geddes for her iconic role as auburn-tressed Dr. Quim in T.V.'s long-running show Little Whorehouse On The Prairie, where her marriage to grizzled patriarch Jock Walton (Tom Bosley) provided family values a-plenty! Who can forget the glitz n' glamor of th' Awl Bairns Bawl? Or Pemmy Ewing (Miss Michael Learned) in her leotard? Us neither! [Please make it stop - Ed.]
But did you know she's also a keen collector of obscure 'seventies funk-type long-playing elpees? And she curates her priceless collection in her applejack butt? That's right, fight fans! Peek into Ms. Bel Geddes' bung-hole, identify rare funk album! [I quit - Ed.] Inspire respect of confreres by leaving clew, hint, or cunning allusion in comment to win this week's Grand Prize! Don't directly identify album or act!
What's that you say? Ms. Bel Geddes' bung-hole too small, dark to descry album therein? Leave us ax Doug Henning - T.V.'s Mr. Magic - to cast spell of mystic bung-hole vision!
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This week's Grand Prize is one of the following:
ReplyDelete- Double-wide weekend with local hostess at Trucknut Tammy's Trailer Town, Kenton, OK!
- Luxury hamper of CORSAIR™ Brand Tinned Chicken Meat Products.
- Personal lapdance from Mrs. Myra Nussbaum in restroom of your choice.
- Hi-kwalidy download of featured album!
Be sure to specify your choice! Once prize is claimed, it's no longer an option!
ReplyDeleteI'll take Mrs.Nussbaum in a New Orleans restroom with a cannonball.
Your thoughtful comment garners you a Mrs. Nussbaum Special!
Delete(To th' rest of youse bums - Myra's no longer on th' menu!)
Not Miles.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta choose a prize. It's the rules. I start bendin' them for you, I gotta bend them fer every bum what shows up.
DeleteHi-kwalidy download of featured album
Delete*gestures regally* It shall be thine.
DeleteIf I knew the answer I wouldn't tell you but I'll take the Luxury hamper of CORSAIR™ Brand Tinned Chicken Meat Products off your hands
ReplyDeleteIn the absence of any other smart guys - and you are included in that absence - you may claim the hamper. Display purposes only.
Delete(Swell screed upcoming from MrDave after the break ... no flipping!)
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For once I can see the image but I don't recognize the album. If it's not Miles does that mean that it's Freddie?
ReplyDeleteIt's Nathan Davis, and "If", his fonkiest album. Download with th' Foam Assurance O'Kwalidy.
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