Stranger still that the album was helmed [what? - Ed.] by seminal [give us a break - Ed.] rock n' roll producer Alan Lorber in the remote hillbilly township of New York. But Lorber was undiscriminating - he produced Ultimate Spinach's wildest psychedelic excess and Connie Francis.
When Papa Nebo split, bassist Sandy Allen and guitarist Michael Packer went on to form Free Beer. Funny name, right? Proto-clickbait. Put that on the poster, get people flocking to gigs. My problem with Humorous Band Names is they tend to devalue the act. The name and the yee-euch cover - that bloody puke's meant to be beer foam, right? - of their eponymous [you - outside! -Ed.] album put me off for years, even at cut-out prices. My loss. This is rich red wine, rather than free beer. Songs like old jeans, fine harmonies, playing sweet as that first sip. Bernard Purdie, Eric Weissberg ... and mouthwatering guitar from Mystery Musician Ronnie Renninger.Their sophomore [kill me now - Ed.] album makes it three in a row ignored by the dull boys at allmusic, as well as the record buying public. Not by us on th' Isle O' Foam©, though, because we's got good taste out th' ass! Highway Robbery may be a long way from Papa Nebo, more Norman Rockwell than Andrew Wyeth, but still ... swell [at least you didn't say iconic - Ed.].
You want these swell discoids? Acourse you do! To qualify for free drone delivery, simply tell us how many traffic lights there are where you live. Me: two.
ReplyDeleteRemind me. Those the colored lights you're supposed to stop and/or go on? In our town, I just roll down the window and yell "get out the way." I'm old and it seems to work. --Muzak McMusics
ReplyDeleteHope this resonates with your iconic readers as an inflection point . . . ARHRHARHARGGHGHGH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLet's see now, there are about 250 streets north to south in Manhattan and 12 avenues east to west, but some discontinue because of the shape of the island and because of Central Park. Shave off to a closer estimation of 225 streets and 10 avenues. That gives us 2250 intersections. Almost all Manhattan streets are one way, so that gives us 2 directions the lights need to point, but it is standard to have two lights per direction, which gives us 4 lights per intersection. My guess would be 9,000 traffic lights.
ReplyDeleteBabs, as ever, giving the bums what hang around th' IoF© a much-needed lesson in community values.
DeleteUnfortunately, Babs, it turns out there are approximately 300,000 street lights in NYC, according to NYC.gov.
DeleteMy estimate was for the borough of Manhattan (where I live), omitting the boroughs of Brooklyn, Queens, The Bronx, and Staten Island.
DeleteHmm. Your estimate crowds those four boros (dismissed so lightly with a Manhattanite wave) with 210,000 traffic lights. Staten Island? Three boros. But hey - who's countin'? Here's
Deleteyer drone delivery!
Ha! I always knew music-wise my dad's got good taste out th'ass, as say they around here.
ReplyDeleteHe owned/owns album number three and as a kid I was fascinated and somewhat mesmerized by the cover. I also liked westerns so that's probably that.
A couple of years later I threw on the record and was...midly impressed..maybe?...but, well...time to listen again, no doubt.
Traffic lights around here. Oh, I'd say about 25 or so.
many, many, too many....teh ATX is awash in them.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, tell your editor to shut the eff up and get a life.
https://falsememoryfoam.blogspot.com/search?q=Ed%27s+treehouse
Delete... and we are all of us, in a very real sense, living in the crawlspace of Ed's treehouse, and leave us not forget it.
DeleteI am abashed; my apologies
DeleteWhen he's not transforming the illiterate scribbles submitted by th' Four Or Five Guys© into something fit for publication (Babs, f'rinstance, only know nine words), Ed. also floats the Coracle O' Comedy™ - https://falsememoryfoam.blogspot.com/2021/02/eds-coracle-o-comedy-dept.html
DeleteThere are none where I live. Seriously. Some intersections don't even have stop signs. 11 miles from me there is a street light. In either direction from that there is one 15 miles and another 38 miles away. Had you asked for Trump 2020 banners with idjits still ahonkin' at them, no matter what time of day or night, that'd been difurnt. Happy Reichstag Fire Day is what the locals are saying for 11/9.
ReplyDeleteYou have something in common with Steve Shark, then.
DeleteDamn...my secret is out...
DeleteThinking about traffic lights - not something I often do when an idle moment presents itself - I'd say the nearest ones to me are about a 20 minute drive away.
The gothic cuts deeper still..from pinterest where if you search papa nebo you will find the following titled picture“‘Papa Nebo,’ Hermaphroditic Oracle of the Dead, Garbed as Half Man, Half Woman.”....I cannot post pics here ...but sure is spooky..
ReplyDeletePost edited - thank 'ee!
DeleteFree Beer?!! Count me in! Though I agree that album cover is a hard pass -- to quote the buddha, "yeesh." I live in the 'burbs so I'm somewhere between Babs' 9000 and FGW's 0 traffic lights. Thanks for these swell soundin' backwoods porch-sittin' moonshine swillin' pig wrasslin' (Billys gotta get some luvin' somehows) platters.
ReplyDeleteIn town we have 2. The schools are across the tracks pretty much out of town but there is a 3rd traffic light there......
ReplyDeleteYou live in a two traffic light town too! High five!
DeleteIn a private email, Clarence Pune (he's from Canadia) tells me: "I don't know how many, but here's a lovely picture of some:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/traffic-lights-vancouver-bc-canada.html "
Finally got around to listening to a bit of these...very nice. Though really, all three album covers are not at all representative of what the music sounds like. The "Highway Robbery" one comes closest though you would still expect some outlaw country...
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