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In what promises to be a promising feature featured here at famed False Memory Foam Island©, every week Sklar will be teasing us with a glimpse of an album he's hiding in his beard!
"My beard is super-sized on account which I keep library copies of everything I ever played on in there. Which is like, everything." Can you identify this week's record, fight fans?
I want to see absolutely every one of th' Four Or Five Guys© take a wild guess at this. Youse bums bin gettin' it too easy too long.
ReplyDeleteHoly Frijoles, I own that album. ("Farq It Over" too!)
ReplyDeleteCheers, Peanuts Molloy.
Tickin' your name off on th' list, Peanuts! Today's loaddown will be the three studio albums, just as soon as th' nogood freeloadin' grifters and ganefs what hang around this joint leave their John Hancock ...
DeleteI suggest it is that album he recorded with those guys in L.A.
ReplyDeleteYour suggestion is both apposite, perceptive, and more than somewhat on th' money. Your Hancock duly entered.
DeleteSuch tastefully done music is to be strained through any moustache or Beard at leisure.
DeleteHmmm, pie. I'd like a sec, er I mean a piece of pie.
ReplyDeletePmac is studyin' to fan the hot bread at th' Kosher Kake Shoppe, Gowanus Heights, NY, as part of a Gubmint Initiative.
DeleteIf Kortchmar's playing, I'm listening.
ReplyDeleteDamn right he is. Take this token to the bar - it's good for 1(one) pigsfoot in brine when you buy a jug of our sparkling house wine beverage!
DeleteWhile hiding in Lee's beard, is it in the forward section near the motion fork?
ReplyDeleteBumppa wins a spit kiss from Pike's Bladder Dairy Queen Irma Kowznofskiwicz!
DeleteThe Pike's Bladder Dairy Queen Irma Kowznofskiwicz...damn!
DeleteHere!
ReplyDeleteIt's a cinch that this week's record is the one that
Leland did with, like, Kortchmar and them in LA.
Incidentally, I like listening to the guy talk almost as much
as I like listening to him play. Anyone who doesn't yet know about
his ongoing series of lockdown videos surely ought to take a look.
[Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5kk3Hw2TP0]
What's more, to judge by the address he's listed for his PO
box, he and I must actually be neighbors. If I ever run into him on
the street, I'll pass along all three or four sets of regards.
Crab Devil steps up to recieve this handsome Champagne-finish digital Lucite carriage clock.
DeleteWell, unlike the freakin' Back Passage game I at least can make out the damn album to identify! Not that I have a clue what it is, mind you.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, it's a start...
It snowed so hard in One Buck Guy's town he had to shorten the string on his yo-yo.
DeleteIt's a pizza box
ReplyDeleteHermann gets his name in wonky white letters on the lobby board.
DeleteWOW! carol kaye has aged in a disturbing manner.
ReplyDeleteDEPRAVOS DE LA MOUR has a note from his Mom, but I'm not falling for that one, again.
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ReplyDelete🌭🍕🍔
Needs some cowbell. No, really,
ReplyDeleteNeeds some heavy metal guitars. Definitely.
DeleteDog ate my homework. Again. Soz.
ReplyDeleteIt's the one that's in stereo, right?
ReplyDeleteScreaming Lord Sutch Not Quite Live in Siam?
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