Thursday, March 4, 2021

Lee Sklar's Beardful O' Bass Dept.

Lee Sklar played on every rock album ever made. This is a fact (do your own research). Sometimes he was invited. Sometimes he just showed up and plugged in. The time he disrupted The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper sessions is legendary. "They shit themselves, th' wusses!" laughs Lee today from secret hideout the Sklar Dome® high above L.A. [see charmingly inept photomontage, left - Ed.]

In what promises to be a promising feature featured here at famed False Memory Foam Island©, every week Sklar will be teasing us with a glimpse of an album he's hiding in his beard!

"My beard is super-sized on account which I keep library copies of everything I ever played on in there. Which is like, everything." Can you identify this week's record, fight fans?

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27 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 8:06 AM

    I want to see absolutely every one of th' Four Or Five Guys© take a wild guess at this. Youse bums bin gettin' it too easy too long.

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  2. Peanuts MolloyMarch 4, 2021 at 8:35 AM

    Holy Frijoles, I own that album. ("Farq It Over" too!)

    Cheers, Peanuts Molloy.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 8:46 AM

      Tickin' your name off on th' list, Peanuts! Today's loaddown will be the three studio albums, just as soon as th' nogood freeloadin' grifters and ganefs what hang around this joint leave their John Hancock ...

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  3. iamjethroMarch 4, 2021 at 9:25 AM

    I suggest it is that album he recorded with those guys in L.A.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 10:20 AM

      Your suggestion is both apposite, perceptive, and more than somewhat on th' money. Your Hancock duly entered.

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    2. iamjethroMarch 5, 2021 at 9:53 AM

      Such tastefully done music is to be strained through any moustache or Beard at leisure.

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  4. pmacMarch 4, 2021 at 10:18 AM

    Hmmm, pie. I'd like a sec, er I mean a piece of pie.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 10:24 AM

      Pmac is studyin' to fan the hot bread at th' Kosher Kake Shoppe, Gowanus Heights, NY, as part of a Gubmint Initiative.

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  5. Hugh CandysideMarch 4, 2021 at 11:00 AM

    If Kortchmar's playing, I'm listening.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 11:14 AM

      Damn right he is. Take this token to the bar - it's good for 1(one) pigsfoot in brine when you buy a jug of our sparkling house wine beverage!

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  6. bumppaMarch 4, 2021 at 11:22 AM

    While hiding in Lee's beard, is it in the forward section near the motion fork?

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 11:26 AM

      Bumppa wins a spit kiss from Pike's Bladder Dairy Queen Irma Kowznofskiwicz!

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    2. Eric S.March 5, 2021 at 4:31 AM

      The Pike's Bladder Dairy Queen Irma Kowznofskiwicz...damn!

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  7. Crab DevilMarch 4, 2021 at 3:53 PM

    Here!

    It's a cinch that this week's record is the one that
    Leland did with, like, Kortchmar and them in LA.

    Incidentally, I like listening to the guy talk almost as much
    as I like listening to him play. Anyone who doesn't yet know about
    his ongoing series of lockdown videos surely ought to take a look.
    [Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5kk3Hw2TP0]

    What's more, to judge by the address he's listed for his PO
    box, he and I must actually be neighbors. If I ever run into him on
    the street, I'll pass along all three or four sets of regards.


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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 4:14 PM

      Crab Devil steps up to recieve this handsome Champagne-finish digital Lucite carriage clock.

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  8. One Buck GuyMarch 4, 2021 at 5:12 PM

    Well, unlike the freakin' Back Passage game I at least can make out the damn album to identify! Not that I have a clue what it is, mind you.

    But hey, it's a start...

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 5:23 PM

      It snowed so hard in One Buck Guy's town he had to shorten the string on his yo-yo.

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  9. HermannMarch 4, 2021 at 6:33 PM

    It's a pizza box

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 6:45 PM

      Hermann gets his name in wonky white letters on the lobby board.

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  10. DEPRAVOS DE LA MOURMarch 4, 2021 at 6:51 PM

    WOW! carol kaye has aged in a disturbing manner.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 6:55 PM

      DEPRAVOS DE LA MOUR has a note from his Mom, but I'm not falling for that one, again.

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  11. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 4, 2021 at 6:57 PM



    🌭🍕🍔

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  12. Jack Kerouac's CatMarch 4, 2021 at 8:02 PM

    Needs some cowbell. No, really,

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  13. geriatrixMarch 4, 2021 at 9:52 PM

    Dog ate my homework. Again. Soz.

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  14. PsychfanMarch 4, 2021 at 10:20 PM

    It's the one that's in stereo, right?

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  15. Clarence PuneMarch 4, 2021 at 10:59 PM

    Screaming Lord Sutch Not Quite Live in Siam?

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