Friday, March 12, 2021

Phyllis Diller's Step-In Bath Of Psychedelia™ Dept.

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You'll know wacky, sassy gagstress Phyllis Diller from her hilarious appearances on long-running Conelrad show It's Diller Time! - but did you know she's a passionate collector of obscure-type rock vinyl? That's right, subscribers! And she brung a couple favorite elpees to share with th' Four Or Five Guys©!

FT3 Heyyy Phyllis! Look at you looking great!

PD Suck my dick!

FT3 Ha ha! What obscure albums have you brung across the vast blue Pacific in your Step-In Bath of Psychedelia™? 

PD Fuck off! 

FT3 Ha ha! Well - no, really - let's do this again some time! Promise me!

PD Shit through your dick-ho- [tape ends abruptly - Ed.] 

Luckily, I was able to wrest the albums from her claw-like grip before a rip tide carried her away. They're by Syrinx, who are like out of Canadia ("The Mexico Of The North") and there is more than somewhat of experimental-type electronics involved, only being Canucks it's all tastefully done, nothing to give you acid reflux.

Such was the success of the first album they opened for trumpet-botherer Davis on his Bitches Brew tour, only he was too busy slapping people around in the dressing room to hear them. Syrinx's lone single Puck's Away! was theme to Canadian National Radio's weekly ice hockey round-up, charted briefly in greater Toronto area.

Cover of second album [left - Ed.] shows exact moment Summer of Love reached Canadia, winter of '71.

 

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29 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 12, 2021 at 6:28 AM

    If for some reason you don't gots these, ax!
    Also too, there's a compilation/collection what I am desirous in th' way of hearin', so if you have that squirrelled away in your dainties drawer, ante up!

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    1. NØMarch 16, 2021 at 5:03 AM

      Are you talkin' 'bout Tumblers from the Vault? CD1 is the first two albums you already featured here. CD2 is Long Lost Relics. Get it here: https://mega.nz/file/v01yTL4A#AK5XYJr-No3rdfGc23zhKoE2kSWnmf0WpaJILjNOo7E

      & no bitrate trash talk, ya hear.

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    2. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 16, 2021 at 6:33 AM

      Thank you, Nate!

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  2. Eric S.March 12, 2021 at 6:56 AM

    What'd you do to piss her off this time, Farq?

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 12, 2021 at 7:05 AM

      I imagine it was that time of the month. You know - all of it.

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  3. Chris RMarch 12, 2021 at 7:19 AM

    I would like said offering, in a polite tepidly enthusiastic manner which would not raise eyebrows up in Canadialand.

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  4. pmacMarch 12, 2021 at 7:22 AM

    "Oh, I wanna drive the zambonie, I waana drive the zambonie..... right up Phyllis' gooch"

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  5. Clarence PuneMarch 12, 2021 at 8:07 AM

    Tillicum was the theme for a Canadian TV show called Here Come The 70's. The opening featured a wide-arsed bare-naked lady walking into the surf.
    I post a link for your cultural enrichment:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37z6eAp3D4A&ab_channel=Tomogram

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    1. Clarence PuneMarch 12, 2021 at 8:38 AM

      Not shame, self-preservation. The dames hear you hang out with the 4 or 5 guys and there's a bounty on you.

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    2. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 12, 2021 at 8:39 AM

      That's "70s" as in people in their seventies, right?

      Nice clip - here's another:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDYtzwWpAhs

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    3. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 12, 2021 at 8:40 AM

      (Clar's comment above refers to insult I posted and thought better of)

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    4. Clarence PuneMarch 12, 2021 at 8:47 AM

      It was a lovely insult. Put it back. We need context.

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    5. Kwai ChangMarch 12, 2021 at 9:13 AM

      context-
      farq could have named the blog:
      "We Never Should've Let Them Vote"
      (Sorry, I missed the insult)

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    6. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 12, 2021 at 9:14 AM

      We-ell - okay then - "So shamed by his cultural heritage was Bob In Vancouver that he changed his name in an attempt to deny his interior lumberjackuality". Something like that.

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    7. Kwai ChangMarch 12, 2021 at 9:30 AM

      Penalty declined... First Down!
      (Your logging camp, or mine?)

      Delete
    8. Clarence PuneMarch 12, 2021 at 9:31 AM

      Now I won't have to mention the story about Farq and the Nair and the opossum.

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    9. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 12, 2021 at 9:43 AM

      At least you're not calling her a Trash Panda.

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    10. Kwai ChangMarch 12, 2021 at 9:57 AM

      Phallus Diller.
      Wig-WHAM!

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  6. Kwai ChangMarch 12, 2021 at 9:42 AM

    Get outta there...
    THAT ain't no rabbit hole.
    We just want to verify that the carpet matches the drapes!

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  7. FiveGunsWestMarch 12, 2021 at 10:50 AM

    Where's the Lancelot?

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  8. Kwai ChangMarch 13, 2021 at 12:43 AM

    I like Phyllis Diller but I can't stand self-parody.
    It probably wasn't her fault...Hollywood has never been anything but vicious.
    She's probably much more funny than her shtick...
    and to to answer your question...
    That's a different kind of shtick or comedy or fruit or bend or...

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  9. Kwai ChangMarch 13, 2021 at 12:47 AM

    Is she standing over the urinal?
    So, she's modern and liberated.
    "One Night Of Glove"

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  10. Bombshelter SlimMarch 13, 2021 at 1:39 AM

    I'll crawl out of the new Beta version (3.022) of my portable Air Raid Safety Enclosure (get it?) to point out that there is little more infantile than having an Amurkian (or several of them) make "jokes" about Canadia. We are not amused!! And, BTW, the 60s only hit Tahrahna and Vancouver (Bob can confirm, likely) in '71. The rest of us are still waiting for the no-bra & miniskirt babes...

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  11. One Buck GuyMarch 13, 2021 at 3:33 AM

    Canadian Summer of Love '71? On that second album cover they look a lot like a retro-minded alt-rock band from the mid-90's.

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