This is the last time I try to educate youse bums in th' Hidden Arts. Here's his first couple albums - gee - are they ever swell!
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Sunday, March 7, 2021
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Me, I was always more of a lounge alchemist myself, but I'm prepared to listen to you telll me about Th' Kabbalah ...
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JKC here revealing the missing Dead Sea Scroll, th' Hidden Apocrypha of th' Apocrypha, and the inscription on the Holy Grail!
DeleteIn other news: some secrets of Freemasonry (footage at 11)
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Reads like Tom Waits' lyrics from the Nighthawks era.
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DeleteTo me, it reads like a typical week.
ooooohhhhh...gesundheit
ReplyDeleteThat second album cover - "that's a man, baby!"
ReplyDeleteExcuse me?!?!?!?! That happens to be our HHS Secretary thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow, that man knew how to sell records by visual appeal only...though with that second album he was a trailblazer for that whole metrosexual thing...
ReplyDeleteIt's a weird one. It's almost good in that good/bad genre. But I have a sneaky suspicion it's done by a kid, and not a real Good/Bad Artist, which lands it directly in the Bad category.
DeleteHere ya go - serves you right for not having Faith in th' Foam;
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6 hours - don't have that time
ReplyDeleteEveryone has the time - just not for this.
DeleteIf you can spare 36 minutes and 15 seconds you might consider listening to Tony's 3rd opus, 1973's Consider The Heart. I've uploaded it in wonderful, economic, environmentally friendly 192Kbps for all you happy denizens of the Isle O' Foam (TM).
ReplyDelete"Look upon my works ye mighty Four Or Five Guys and despair!"
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Oops! Sorry! Don't know what happened there, I had a funny turn and came over all Ozzy Osborne. (Hey! no sniggering at the back! Get your mind out o' the gutter!)
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Ludo
Sayyy! That's mighty swell of you, Ludo!
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Should I put myself with the other doofuses or is there really no link nto the kabbalistic metrosexual's musings?
ReplyDeleteNobody axed for it, so they went in th' Dumpster O' Despair, with Slayer. Give me a few minutes, I'll pull 'em out and nail them to the etheric. Good music.
DeleteIs there a link? Can't find this one!
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Thank you! Thought I was going mad - I had tried every day since it was posted.
ReplyDeleteI only upload stuff if somebody wants it - the situation is here that most of th' Four Or Five Guys© have most of what I post already. Don't be shy in asking - also - have a look back - there's a ton of stuff here that's worth hearing.
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