Sunday, March 7, 2021

Enter Th' Kabbalistical World Of Tony Kosinec! Dept.

You'll know Tony Kosinec from his forthright espousal of ancient mystic art Th' Kabbalah, but did you know he cut some swell albums back in the day? What's that you say? Well, the same to you, fella!

Traditional practitioners believe Th' Kabbalah's earliest origins pre-date world religions, forming primordial blueprint for creation's philosophies, religions, sciences, arts, political systems an' suchlike - and you have the gall [unmitigated - gall is always unmitigated - Ed.] to tell I, Farquhar Throckmorton III, to blow it out my ass?

This is the last time I try to educate youse bums in th' Hidden Arts. Here's his first couple albums - gee - are they ever swell!

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22 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 7, 2021 at 5:42 AM

    Me, I was always more of a lounge alchemist myself, but I'm prepared to listen to you telll me about Th' Kabbalah ...

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  2. Jack Kerouac's CatMarch 7, 2021 at 7:15 AM

    Was never a fan of Kosher Mysticism, or any other for that matter.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 7, 2021 at 7:42 AM

      JKC here revealing the missing Dead Sea Scroll, th' Hidden Apocrypha of th' Apocrypha, and the inscription on the Holy Grail!

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    2. Jack Kerouac's CatMarch 7, 2021 at 9:23 PM

      In other news: some secrets of Freemasonry (footage at 11)

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    3. pmacMarch 7, 2021 at 9:56 PM

      Reads like Tom Waits' lyrics from the Nighthawks era.

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    4. Jack Kerouac's CatMarch 7, 2021 at 11:20 PM

      Step Right Up

      To me, it reads like a typical week.

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  3. Eric S.March 7, 2021 at 7:15 AM

    ooooohhhhh...gesundheit

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  4. pmacMarch 7, 2021 at 5:59 PM

    That second album cover - "that's a man, baby!"

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    1. OGMarch 7, 2021 at 8:29 PM

      Excuse me?!?!?!?! That happens to be our HHS Secretary thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!
      .....and it's Ma'am!

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  5. One Buck GuyMarch 7, 2021 at 11:42 PM

    Wow, that man knew how to sell records by visual appeal only...though with that second album he was a trailblazer for that whole metrosexual thing...

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 9, 2021 at 7:06 AM

      It's a weird one. It's almost good in that good/bad genre. But I have a sneaky suspicion it's done by a kid, and not a real Good/Bad Artist, which lands it directly in the Bad category.

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  6. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 8, 2021 at 5:54 AM

    Here ya go - serves you right for not having Faith in th' Foam;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvITHLbNhw

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  7. HermannMarch 8, 2021 at 5:09 PM

    6 hours - don't have that time

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  8. Dr DMarch 10, 2021 at 4:54 PM

    If you can spare 36 minutes and 15 seconds you might consider listening to Tony's 3rd opus, 1973's Consider The Heart. I've uploaded it in wonderful, economic, environmentally friendly 192Kbps for all you happy denizens of the Isle O' Foam (TM).
    "Look upon my works ye mighty Four Or Five Guys and despair!"
    https://workupload.com/file/WW9Evn528nn

    Oops! Sorry! Don't know what happened there, I had a funny turn and came over all Ozzy Osborne. (Hey! no sniggering at the back! Get your mind out o' the gutter!)

    Regards
    Ludo

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 10, 2021 at 5:36 PM

      Sayyy! That's mighty swell of you, Ludo!

      (New subscribers should be aware that Dr D sleeps on a mattress made of human buttocks)

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  9. One Buck GuyMarch 11, 2021 at 5:06 AM

    Should I put myself with the other doofuses or is there really no link nto the kabbalistic metrosexual's musings?

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 11, 2021 at 6:31 AM

      Nobody axed for it, so they went in th' Dumpster O' Despair, with Slayer. Give me a few minutes, I'll pull 'em out and nail them to the etheric. Good music.

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  10. BillMarch 11, 2021 at 6:39 AM

    Is there a link? Can't find this one!

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  11. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 11, 2021 at 6:48 AM

    Press the Mystery Button:

    🔴

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  12. BillMarch 11, 2021 at 10:45 AM

    Thank you! Thought I was going mad - I had tried every day since it was posted.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 11, 2021 at 11:36 AM

      I only upload stuff if somebody wants it - the situation is here that most of th' Four Or Five Guys© have most of what I post already. Don't be shy in asking - also - have a look back - there's a ton of stuff here that's worth hearing.

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