Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Great Klassix O' Literature Out Th' Ass Dept. - Wensdy Krumbtacular!

Hoo boy! Will your skeevy so-called pals at th' pool room ever flip when you turn up with today's Compendium o' Culture! It's all three (count 'em!) issues of that esteemed organ of intellectual analysis Snatch, what troubled genius R. Krumb limned wit' a bunch o' like-minded confreres back in '69, when guys could still do this shit without gettin' pussy-whipped by a bunch of dames! Them wus th' days huh, pals! Why - we wus ridin' the Tunaville Trolley to Beaver Street, foist class!

Relive the Sexual Revolution in the privacy of your own underwear with this strictly Adults Only heritage collection!

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35 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 31, 2021 at 4:39 PM

    To qualify for this sumptuous limited edition simply state why you think you're mature enough to look at material of this nature.

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    1. lhamboneApril 1, 2021 at 7:21 AM

      It's cartoons. How could it be bad for you?

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  2. BrembleMarch 31, 2021 at 7:12 PM

    I hope that I'm never mature enough to do anything. let alone look at this material. Legally, I am allowed, but mature?

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIMarch 31, 2021 at 7:21 PM

      Bremble has been on Blogger since 1997. His blog "A Wisconsin Childhood" attracts up to many views and his occasional poems and watercolors lend depth and color to what has been described as "a blog about growing up in Wisconsin" by the Altoona Advertiser.

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    2. BrembleMarch 31, 2021 at 9:25 PM

      I remember Al Toona - helluva guy.

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  3. Jack Kerouac's CatMarch 31, 2021 at 7:22 PM

    I know when to be mature and immature.

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  4. NickMarch 31, 2021 at 8:20 PM

    I didn't pee the bed last night.

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  5. JJWombatMarch 31, 2021 at 8:38 PM

    I had to get up from my bed to pee three times last night ... that's an age thing

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIApril 1, 2021 at 3:50 AM

      Tell me about it! I remember what being a teenager was like!

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  6. Hawkster (Cool & Crazy)March 31, 2021 at 8:44 PM

    Bring back Cody.

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  7. PsychfanMarch 31, 2021 at 9:07 PM

    These days when I bang my head against the wall I don't stop like I used to (because it felt so good). I keep on banging because it builds character.

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  8. UnknownMarch 31, 2021 at 11:04 PM

    Estamos jodidos. Ya nunca más estas publicaciones con la hegefem.-

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  9. wbillyMarch 31, 2021 at 11:49 PM

    I bought a copy of #1 at the City Lights Bookstore. This launched me on a steep and direct path toward immaturity.

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  10. DrNecessitorMarch 31, 2021 at 11:52 PM

    I'm not immature, YOU'RE immature.

    *goes to mom for a juice box and goldfish crackers*

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  11. SteveSharkApril 1, 2021 at 12:10 AM

    Crumb always drew nipples like chapel hat pegs.

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  12. apaulingApril 1, 2021 at 12:48 AM

    I feel years of accreted political correctitude melting away. Thanks Farq.

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  13. FieldhippieApril 1, 2021 at 1:47 AM

    Mature enough!? Don't make me laugh.I have hemorrhoids older than you. That's how mature I am.

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  14. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIApril 1, 2021 at 3:54 AM

    It sure is swell to be in th' august company of so many mature-type fellers! Stealth Linkage activated for this sensitive material ...




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  15. lhamboneApril 1, 2021 at 7:26 AM

    It's cartoons. How could it be bad for you?

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  16. Hazy DaveApril 1, 2021 at 9:02 AM

    I'm so mature that I've realized that there's a lot of Firesign Theatre's Dear Friends that would be extremely Problematic to be aired on today's airwaves. Ethnic humor is Dead, my friends. Don't ask what that leaves as acceptable. Or the Thought Police may be knock knock knocking on your front door.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIApril 1, 2021 at 10:27 AM

      Not only ethnic humor - any kind of humor is "problematic". Making fun of somebody is at the heart of a lot of funny business - insults can be funny, praise never - and making fun of anybody - for anything - is very, very wrong.

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    2. Cordelia's WristwatchApril 3, 2021 at 2:23 PM

      Spades are groovy.

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    3. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIApril 3, 2021 at 3:10 PM

      We get it, C.W. You're edgy and smart, right? Your work here is done, I think.

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  17. Mr GrimsdaleApril 1, 2021 at 10:18 PM

    Immature, schimmature. Your dad wears girl's panties and I am NEVER tidying my room again. I HATE YOU. It's ART, mum. Are you saying the human body is dirty and shameful? Squares repressing my sexual freedom to look at art pamphlets? HUH.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIApril 2, 2021 at 7:19 PM

      RIGHT ON!!!! (*attempts white-boy high five, misses, falls over, breaks hip again*)

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  18. B SmithApril 3, 2021 at 11:56 AM

    Sheesh, there's Stealth Linkage, and there's Where The $^#*&( Is That Link Linkage. C'mon....gizza clue!

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIApril 3, 2021 at 12:15 PM

      As ever, the link is in the comment where you see the words Stealth Link (not this one). April 1, 2021 at 3:54 AM, hover yer cursor over '

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    2. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIApril 3, 2021 at 12:17 PM

      Oh - and have you left the airport yet?

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  19. MrDaveApril 3, 2021 at 8:50 PM

    Thanks Farq, pretty soon I'll have the entire r. crumb oeuvre (egg) thanks to your hard work!

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  20. UncleBApril 7, 2021 at 7:25 AM

    Because I am much more mature than the 12-year-old what I play act while I is on the Interwebs...

    In person, it's another story... Shave off a decade or so...?

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  21. UnknownApril 9, 2021 at 12:10 AM

    Wellll, I'm mature enough to be collecting my pension in a couple of years.......
    Also my girlfriend has nipples the size of that cartoon!!!!
    Anyway, I always though maturity only applied to certain French fromage......

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