Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Help H'wood Funnyman Leslie Nielsen Unblock His Back Passage! Dept.


Uh-oh!
Looks like Leslie's back passage is totally blocked with crap! "I can't pass a damn thing! It's all stuck up there!" quips beloved star of T.V.'s Police Squad! Help free up his movements by retrieving the album what got put out in the trash by mistake!

If you think you recognise it, leave a clever clue in the comments to identify the discarded long-player! Don't name the furshlugginer record directly! A clue! Not the name of the elpee or the group! Yeesh!

EDIT: Psychfan renders Mr. Nielson a favor in the comments, leaving a swell clue for th' clueless!


33 comments:

  1. A clue to let me know you know! Don't give the game away! Make it obscure as you like! Then other slobs can play the game too!

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  2. Over a hundred views and no guesses? Need a clue as to where to look?

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  3. Oh, I know where to look. Perhaps you could make it smaller and blurrier? No really.

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  4. The cover is spine-up, and there's about a couple of inches showing above the trash. The color should be a clue.

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  5. Sorry to hear about Mr. Nielsen's constipation consternation. As I recall, he was a prodigious pisser.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByOtkyqEHEw

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  6. I had the pleasure of doing some commercials with Leslie Nielsen. His father was in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and these were sort of historic anniversary spots that I'd written and he was pleased to voice them at a scale price.
    They were straight and serious, but off-mike he was hilarious.
    He had a hand-held whoopee cushion type device that delivered magnificent ripping fart sounds.
    It disconcerted many a waitress in the pubs where we spent some time.

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    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egaR4WvLPY

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  7. I got nuttin'. And, I'm not being obtuse.

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  8. "I'm so confused" - Mr Hood (Darla's dad)

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    1. Hazy Dave wins! Retroactively! The reference was a little too obscure for me, but it's valid.

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    1. Psychfan has won! (and leaves the rest of youse nogood bums a clue!)

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    2. When does my all-expenses-paid trip to The Bahamas begin?

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    3. You're sitting here in the shade on th' Isle O' Foam© and you want a ticket to the made guys and tax-dodgers Shithole Nation?!

      Anyway, kudos for not only solving the puzzle but coming up with a sweet clue. We'll see if any of the other Four Or Five Guys© brains are working when they've had their morning java ..

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  11. Geez, I don't know Farq. I been staring at that pitcher so long I think I can hear Neilson's bowels growling.

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  12. Reps. Andy Harris, R-Md, and Lauren Boebert, R-Co have this in common

    Wisco99

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  13. A bit late on this one, I got it too (ta da!). They were only known in the uk for one song, and that's all I know about them too, but I recognised the colourful paint job from my days cycling to the secondhand record shops round here, but never invested in any of their elpees. Are they any good, hint, hint?

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    1. That first one doesn't deserve to be in the trash, but the rest ...

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  14. You son of a gun made me waste my valuable time clicking randomly for the stealth link. Didn't know I was jus suppose to look at a pichur.

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    1. Next week, armed with this intelligence, you'll win! Psychfan has already been invited to a trailer party on account of his celebrity!

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  15. The device used to shoot deep fried potato wedges!

    Cram

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  16. Doodoo do wasn't a good enuf clue? I figured mentioning having the run run runs would be a little too anal. Oh well, tip o' the hat to Psychfan. My old pal Paul-Z had a college roomie one term that was a big Jo Jo Gunne and Hot Tuna fan, so even if I never got into the dis-Spirited, I gotta thank him for getting me into those mid-70's Tuna records. If I remember correctly, and there's no reason to expect I should be, Jay Ferguson was on the bill for a concert I went to at the Stock Pavilion, but refused to play because they didn't provide a *white* baby grand piano. All the same, I never added any JJG to my personal library, and I'm curious to discover if this was a wise decision, or what.

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    1. Pscyhfan has been stripped of his Winner's Sash and publicly humilated. And it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

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    2. That's OK. He can have half of the money.

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    3. I'll try not to spend it all in one place.

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  17. That first LP sounds like exactly what it is: 2/5 of Spirit with most of the jazz and psych elements removed. It still sounds like Spirit in places, only with the focus on "heavy".

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    1. And after they, they lost it completely. I watched The Model Shop a couple of days ago, and I was surprised by its quality. Low-key, atmospheric ... with an incredible appearance by the original Spirit "rehearsing" in what I suspect was really actually the home of Mark or Matt (I get confused). Plus also, scenes in the actual real H.Q. of the L.A. Free Press (?). Check it out!

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  18. Model Shop (the movie) available as a torrent from cc.tnerrot-ifiy (you have to type that url backwards, on account I don't want a link there from here).

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  19. Well, Jesus Christ on a Popsicle stick! Where's the fookin' link?

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    1. Are you asking for one? Most of the 4/5 guys already have most of the albums here, so I wait until somebody asks. You asking?

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