Mission Statement: to do very little, for very few, for not very long. Disappointing the easily pleased since 1819. Not as good as it used to be from Day One. History is Bunk - PT Barnum. Artificially Intelligent before it was fashionable. Fat camp for the mind! Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost. The Shock of the Old! Often bettered, never imitated.
Whether your Sunday be spent fixing the leaf blower, picking out drapes at The Pottery Barn©, or pretending to be a Japanese schoolgirl on a lively internet forum, this Best Of [Fr. best of - Ed.] will ensure it goes with a Gallic swing! So wear yesterday's underwear, light up a stinking Disque Bleu, and bend over for the Boche! Putain!
Tu veux? Demander gentilment, espèce de chameau!
ReplyDeleteClapton, Jagger, Sarkozy...per our friends at Sesame Street(tm)(c)(r), which one of these things is not like the other, which one of these things doesn't belong...I think she was born with the last name Tedeschi but tbh feel like Susan Tedeschi would cut her bad in the musical department if not the being married to a more or less hapless President of France department
ReplyDeleteYou have to hand it to this broad. Not only was she smart enough to be born into a rich family, she also chose to be beautiful. And talented. She was one of the world's top models, making another shitload of money. Then she married Sarko (after dating, as you mention, Clapton and Jagger). It's hard to resent any of this - some people are born into great lives with all the capacity to make them greater.
DeleteAnd this album - if youse bums ever gets around t' ax f'rit - is a beauty.
Clapton AND Jagger.
DeleteI'll bet Nicolas needed a course of Doxycycline
Such language! Egads! We will not pardon your French on this, Farq. Sacre bleu, il a un bouche sur lui, ce garcon.
ReplyDeleteAnd what do the Germans ("les boches") have to do with anything?
Bruni is fine by the way, and yes, I also mean as a singer. I have the album where she adapts Emily Dickinson poetry to songs, with very listenable results.
This is OBG by the way, but this damn tablet thingie doesn't want to connect to my account...
I have a few of her lps, but did not know she was married to Sarko. Her voice has always reminded me of a slightly huskier Hope Sandoval.
ReplyDeleteBack to acting like a Japenese schoolgirl...........
あなたは何を着ています, pmac?
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Delete何も大きな男の子
Nani mo ōkina otokonoko
やりまん
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Delete私はあなたを長い間愛しています
ReplyDelete私は小さな女の子です
Watashi wa chīsana on'nanokodesu
BTW - sure would be nice if you posted that album.
There's a "french tickler" joke in here somewhere, but it's early Sunday morning, and I'm too lazy to look.
ReplyDeleteCheck your undies, yesterday's if you're following IoF protocol -- that's usually a good place to start!
DeleteI'm not wearing my undies, just this pair of silky smooth regulation issue;Japanese schoolgirl undies.
DeleteTMI
DeleteIf you REALLY want TMI, or Too Much TMI, just Hit the "Translate to Engleesh" option in your browser...
DeleteIn a surprise gesture of almost supernatural largesse, th' IOF© is pleased to offer youse not only the swell Best Of featured above, but also FIVE albums by th' breathy broad! Hotcha! (Stealth Link Advisory)
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You call that "supernatural"?!? Try time-travelling through the past ass-backwards only to find out that one of your past selves made promises in a future timeline that your future self in a more distant past couldn't keep! Talk about writing bad checks. Help me Farq, I've become unstuck in time!
DeleteNo problem, Mr. Dave: just make like a Spider Man and swing sideways into an alternate MCU where you're a pig or an anime girl or sump'n.
DeleteDon't you know that you're over the hill when your past selves make a promise that your future self can't fill?
Husband got jailed !
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