Sunday, January 31, 2021

Something For Sunday Dept. - Alessi

Shamefully, weirdly, absurdly ignored by Allmusic, the Alessi brothers epitomise 'seventies L.A. pop. If you have issues (as we now have to call problems) with this, their first album from '77 is unlikely to win you over. If you're not horrified by the thought of a bunch of frankly lovely songs beautifully played and sung, click with confidence.

Listen: they wrote all the songs. Guileless, romantic, charming tunes, utterly untouched by irony or cynicism, with some truly memorable hooks. The brothers play keys and guitar well enough to share the studio with jazz guys earning a session buck - Hal Blaine, Jeff Porcaro, John Guerin, Tom Scott, Emil Richards, Victor Feldman. Arranged by Mike Melvoin, produced by Bones Howe, so you know this sounds good.

What, as Descartes once said, is there to like not? Well, inevitably given the year, there are hints of synth and maybe the occasional disco accent, but not nearly enough to make it a nuisance listen. Real musicians playing real charts. Oh Lori is the standout cut, a hit in Europe, unknown at home. Light as a feather, fresh as a summer's day, with an irresistible jazz lilt, it'll bring out the shimmy in the crustiest curmudgeon.

Whether your Sunday be spent watching Little League, finishing that watercolor of the lake at sunset, or simply sodomizing a passed-out stripper in a dumpster, the Alessi Brothers will bring a breath of summer to your day of rest!

The brothers have been FoamFeatured© antecedently, though not this album. That search field doohickey is your friend - or why not just stab the Rando Button until they show? Sunday will be over before you know!

23 comments:

  1. Billy and Bobby. Identical twins, whom not unlike Jack Winters of Tapestry "fame", also went on to write jingles. I think, I have their resume on file.

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    1. A sailor once pled with his skipper
      As he hastened ashore from his clipper,
      "Can you spare me a Tuck?
      For I often get stuck
      When I sodomize passed-out strippers."

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    2. The "kids' choir" has texture and scope.

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    3. ... texture ... scope ... ri-ight! Uh - that's good, right? Hey JK! You want, I got you a great garment deal right now! Suit coat, two pair pants, hundred and fifty bucks! For you, I throw in the necktie!

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  2. I'm not sure there's anything "simple" about that last bit...

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    1. But it's a helluva recommendation for any product! "Whether your Sunday be spent watching Little League, finishing that watercolor, or simply sodomizing a passed-out stripper in a dumpster, Bounty is the quicker picker upper!"

      Unrelated question: do my eyes deceive me, or are there Jewish space lasers emanating from King Kong's hindquarters atop the Welcome To FMF Island sign?

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    2. Glad you brought this up, Jonder! The "Jewish space lasers" are just the star atop the famous Welcome To Las Vegas sign, which was replicated on th' IoF© to remind us - not you, though - of our old H.Q. there!

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  3. Over to Deano in spikey starlit Vegas …

    When the the twins start to croon
    like it’s moon time in June, that’s Alessi

    When the one-hit wonder
    steals punk rock’s thunder, that’s Oh Lori

    (Thankyou, you’re wonderful, I’m here all week)

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  4. I always assumed that Oh Lori was a massive hit in America. That's got me wondering how many other US imports were big here in the UK but not in America. I don't know any answers but have just looked up Sparks Billboard Chart placings, and when they were flying high in UK albums and single charts 1974-75, they were nowhere in the US - first showing in 1984.

    Oh, sorry I haven't got any crude Sunday poetry to punt.
    What a silly cunt.

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    1. Some Americans bigger in the UK, than in the USA. I'm sure there are more.
      Suzi Quatro
      Scissor Sisters
      Gene Vincent
      Eddie Cochran
      The Pixies
      Faith No More
      Kings Of Leon
      BUT only in Germany was the musical genius of David Hasselhof truly recognized.

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    3. Thanks JKC, I'd not thought about Scissor Sisters, and Kings of Leon. I know Suzi Quatro was living in the uk, so that probably helped her career in the uk. As for David Hasselhof, somewhere had to like his particular brand of entertainment.

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    4. Re: Hasselhoff's musical career in Germany

      Well, the evil came from Austria first, kinda like Hitler.

      It's true. The Austrians somehow pushed his "Night Rocker" album to the top of the charts, long before any Germans were buying his records.

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  5. Never heard of them till now. Guess that makes me an American sow.
    A poem by Henry Gibson.

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  6. I ain't got this album, you no good bum
    So make like with the link now you fink

    (I rhyming skillz out the bum you .... bums)

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  7. Je n'ai pas le temps pour des rimes cochonnes,

    même si je les aime bien, les cochonnes bien bonnes.

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  8. Some Americans bigger in the UK, than in the USA. I'm sure there are more

    Buddy Holly.

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  9. The older I get the better this kind of music sounds to me. I would have switched to another station if this came on the car radio. Just listened to a few tunes on You Tube and sound great. Thanks, Farq. Do tunes, tube and you count as internal rhyme?

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    1. Maybe something to do with genre-identification (back then, rock music was me) and peer group conformity. We get older, those things have little if no relevance. Music that makes me feel good, is good. Doesn't matter what it sounds like. Currently digging the Andrews Sisters.

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  10. (Stealth Link embedded in comment February 1, 2021 at 1:35 AM)

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  11. Re-up of previous, plus bonus Alessi records!

    https://workupload.com/file/rnTJ7pPZGca

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