Saturday, January 30, 2021

Great Classics Of Literature Out Th' Ass Dept. - Saturday Crumbtacular!


Pictured above [above - Ed.] is swank new Reading Room at th' IoF© Library Of Books™! Oboy! An oasis of restrained good taste, this marvel of contemporary interior design is for the exclusive use of the Four Or Five Guys©! Open 60/60, 24/24, 30/30, 12/12 hike, the Reading Room Of Books features many new features featured for the first time on th' Isle O' Foam©!

Note new Librarian In Residence, toothsome Kandi Kreampie! Note dignified, cultured ambience, conducive to study! Note subdued lighting provided by World's Biggest Lava Lamp® and glitterball! Note liveried attendants keen to respond to your literary request!

More root beer from the chilled drinks globe? Another baloney n' Cheez Whiz© sub? Turning pages too irksome? Call for Kandi!

Today's study material - a bunch of swell comic books by troubled elderly genius Bob Crumb! Make your withdrawal from the comments and relax in th' Nylon n' Naugahyde© comfort of our new Reading Room Of Books!

Today's withdrawal made possible by some anonymous torrent uploader a few years back, and not you, Mr. MyBrand©!

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18 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIJanuary 30, 2021 at 8:07 AM

    Pull this swell readin' material from th' shelves soon as I finish waxin' me bikini line!

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  2. FiveGunsWestJanuary 30, 2021 at 8:14 AM

    Don't forget to tame that assfro.... https://www.gq.com/story/how-to-get-rid-of-your-assfro-back-hair-reminder

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  3. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIJanuary 30, 2021 at 10:10 AM

    Subscribers will be excited to learn that th' Farquharian bikini wax zone is smoother than a N.L.P. chat-up line.

    The link is Stealth Embedded in this sentence.

    Hey! While you're here, check out the new Randomizer the backroom boffins have installed [sidebar, top right - Ed.] - it's strangely addictive. If you want anything reloadupping, leave a comment in the piece.

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    1. FiveGunsWestJanuary 30, 2021 at 12:26 PM

      Gee willikers Mr. Throckmorton, these are swell. Ankstha

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  4. Mickey BitskoJanuary 30, 2021 at 10:32 AM

    With these hips, I can only wear a one piece.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIJanuary 30, 2021 at 10:49 AM

      Mickey Bitsko was "Jockey Boy" in the award-winning press ad campaign for Jockey©, summer '72. "It's all behind me now!" he laughs.

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    2. Mickey BitskoJanuary 30, 2021 at 11:39 AM

      But enuff about me... what do you think of me?

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  5. pmacJanuary 30, 2021 at 6:54 PM

    I like Crumb, but I'm more of a Family Circle kinda guy. Oh, those crazy kids!

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  6. Eric S.January 30, 2021 at 9:15 PM

    Crumb's Heroes of the Blues Trading Cards, a gift from an old friend lo those many years ago, are a prized possession. #OhbutthoseCheapSuitSerenaderstho

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    1. Eric S.January 30, 2021 at 9:17 PM

      with apologies for the crass commercialization of it all:

      https://www.crumbproducts.com/Trading-cards_c_8.html

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  7. Jack Kerouac's CatJanuary 31, 2021 at 12:41 AM

    Kandi Kreampie.......

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  8. Jack Kerouac's CatJanuary 31, 2021 at 12:45 AM

    Mystic Funnies!

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  9. Shug HanlanJanuary 31, 2021 at 2:50 AM

    What library classification system do you use? Library of Congress or Don and Dewey?

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  10. MrDaveJanuary 31, 2021 at 9:37 PM

    You really know how to make a fella feel right at home! Don't mind if I do sit down a spell with a cold sarsaparilla and some of this fine literature. Thanks Farq!

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