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| Actual Foam-O-Graph© shews teen brains turning to phosphorescent frangipane by "psychedelic" music! |
The threat is real. In suburban living rooms across this great nation teen brains are being turned into phosphorescent frangipane by "psychedelic" music! And Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public of Normalville U.S.A. remain oblivious! Perhaps Mom heats up meatloaf in the kitchen and Pop polishes his pipe in the den while the children of our brains are being turned into phosphorescent frangipane by psychedelic-type music!
Those long-playing record albums are sold to our unsuspecting, wholesome teens by dope fiends, child molesters and communists intent on destroying the very fabric of this nation! Records such as Head Shop, and Trip Thru Hell are the heroin of the recorded music industry! The "far out" sounds, coarsely electrified guitars and hypnotic jig-a-boo beats are turning frangibrains into psychoteen phosphopane right here in our living rooms!
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| "Hello America? Get me the Youth of Today!" J. Edgar Hoover, yesterday |
What can be done to stem the poisonous tide that's turning the teens of our brains into frangidelic psychopane? We axed Top Cop and cross-dressing enthusiast J. "Edgar" Hoover!
"All parents must learn to recognize psychedelic-type music! I urge them to download these two albums so helpfully contributed free of charge by Farquhar Throckmorton III. Listen to them in the privacy of your homes while little Johnny and Judy are at school. It won't be easy, and many parents find holding hands and praying to Our Lord Baby Jesus helps. Then, when you have learned to cope with the strange experience, invite your children to a record party! Turn out the lights and place these albums on the autochange of the family consolette to show them you dig today's new sounds! Perhaps pass a spliff around to aid the mood! I myself like to put kids at ease by squeezing into a filmy negligée and Carole Lombard wig! Then, when they-"
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Wish me Happy Birthday without wishing me Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteAnother year, another dolor.
DeleteWell, er, cheers, anonymous! Back atcha!
DeleteHere’s to another year of wonderful memories, Farq! Dang, those fragile panties'll sho nuff get yo ever time. Love the J. Edgar stuff.
DeleteThanks, 5G!
DeleteMemories, eh. Happy Birthday Mr Farq. and, FiveGunsWest, my wife's name is Dang, but I never noticed her fragile panties. I'd best take a look sometime. :-)
DeleteBit of a fail there. I should've read the small print. But, hell, I'm old.
DeleteHappy day that is unlike all the others in a year.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually pretty similar. After spending most of my life itching to get somewhere else, be with someone else, and do something else, I've found my personal Isle O' Foam© ("I love home" - any youse bums get that?).
DeleteAll that itching could be eczema.
ReplyDeleteHappy annual nostalgia/neuralgia day!
ReplyDeleteHoppy Birdlegs.
ReplyDelete365 days no one gives a Farq(leap year)
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ReplyDeleteI guarantee you a yearly annual year, assuming all requirements are cheerfully fulfilled!
ReplyDeleteYou don't look a day over 29 (in dog years). I'll think o' you tomorrow as I do my daily drive thru Pismo on my way to south county for work, even tho my kids get the day off from school for Columbus/Indigenous Peoples Day.
ReplyDeleteC in California
Whilst exploring Pismo Beach, don't miss MrDave's Fishhead Incinerator!
DeleteI took my erstwhile beloved there for our 1st date. She's been erst for a while now, but the fond memories remain.
DeleteC in California
The ageful wonder - feliz.
ReplyDeleteHappy UNbirthday for the next 364 days!!!
ReplyDeleteDunno how long it's been there but I just noticed I have a trading card all of my own! And It looks just like me! I'm truly honoured.
ReplyDeleteOh , and Hauʻoli Lā Hānau.
Oops, so do I, thanks Farq, I'm honored! Can I order a signed print?
DeleteMore coming up, for them as feelin' sidelined ...
DeleteAnother year down the drain, good luck with the remaining ones!
ReplyDelete"Circling the drain," more like!
DeleteOops, that's going to be cycling down the drain for me then...
Deletehappy mmph mmph
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your next trip around the sun !
ReplyDeleteCongrats on another year's fraught journey around the sun. As Count Floyd would say "Oooh, scary!"
ReplyDeleteJoyeux anniversaire Farq's L'âge est strictement une question d'esprit sur la matière. Si cela ne vous dérange pas, cela n'a pas d'importance
ReplyDeleteWell you didn't say it had to be in English.....
Merci, j'ai bien compris. Je crois meme pas en le calendrier, c'est une œuvre de fiction imaginative, mais le vieillissement est bien réel quand même.
DeleteThanks to all th' 4/5G© for their wood gishes!
ReplyDeleteThe Head Shop is just berserk entertainment. Produced by mystery music biz personality Milan (aka "The Leather Boy") it's consistently daft fun. There's one of the worst guitar solos I ever heard, a frankly baffling version of "Yesterday" (the 30 Minutes FoamFavorite©) and it exploits nearly every psychedelic trick in the book without being psychploitation.
C.A. Quintet is a fascinating oddity with an atmosphere all its own, and gets a FoamBonus™ point for the use of "Thru'" in the title.
Both editions have extra tracks which neither detract from nor add to the majesty of the original albums.
I'll loadup later. Don't touch that dial!
This here is the link. This is the link here. Here is the link. The link is here.
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Thanx Farq!! ..and, hey!! ..just noticed my own, my very own Trading Card!! .. Wow!! Double Thanx!!
DeleteAhh thanks Farq for the addition to the rogues gallery.Esteemed company indeed.When I recover fully I hope to justify the inclusion.
ReplyDeleteBelated birthday wishes for many more turns around your park and continued appreciation of what you do here.
ReplyDeleteFour days late and five dollars short as usual but never to late to bestow good tidings and congratulate you on this great accomplishment: you just completed another friggin' lap riding a' spinning crusty ball of molten magma flying through space at 107,000km/hr. Good god man, hold on tight!
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