Tuesday, October 29, 2024

SERIOUSLY! DON'T MISS THIS! Dept. Thirty Blue, The Director's Cut Remix Reference Copy

"Why, this remix is th' ginchiest!" avers Rholonne Déodoranté, th' IoF©'s Diversity Outreach Consultant. Note bold seasonal Yultide attire!
 

The latest version (5 - Ed.) of Thirty Minutes Beyond The Blue Horizon did everything I wanted except sound as good as I wanted. A pal has bestowed his considerable tech smarts - of which I is sadly bereft - on what I thought was a sonically fucked file, basically, seeing as how I'd overlaid track upon track in my blind quest for narrative coherence and mystic transubstantiation. The remix is profound, revelatory, much better than I'd thought possible. There are actual dynamics! Tonal range! The thing shines like china! Sparkles like Japan! Grab it, trash the rest. It's not like you have to actually do anything except exercise your click finger, fercrissakes. You don't even got to lissen to th' sucker! Just download it and keep it in yer undies drawer! This is the last time you'll see it here, and it's a treat for th' ears. Th' eschaton has been imanentized!

 

My thanks to Archie Valparaiso. Dude.

9 comments:

  1. Here's yer final chance for a free get-away-from-it-all ticket!

    https://workupload.com/file/ELeAGAVFUBp

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  2. Strange the way my courser acts when I scroll over that picture.
    steVe

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    1. Try pressing your spreader

      OG

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  3. Ok, you sure this’ll be the last version? :-)

    I completely understand, when I did my witchy/halloween thirty minutes mix over a year ago I was really pleased with it. Upon re-listening, the first track was waaaay too long, but I still haven’t amended it. Now would have been good timing, but doubt I have time before Halloween.

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  4. OMG, I loved the prevoius version, what will this do to my brain?

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  5. I know, I know ... trust me, it sounds much better. More bass, better separation - sounds perfeshnial, not amateur. After listening, I loaded it up into Audacity to see the wave form, and it's transformed into a proper audio file (for the proper audiophile). He's getting under the hood of Slumberland next, which will be interesting to hear.
    Yes, this is the last time these 30 minutes will be posted. I promise.

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  6. The music is way cool. I need to have some diversity outreached. How do I contact your consultant?

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    1. Simply present your Platinum FoamCard® at your local Pottery Barn© and ask for Executive Service.

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  7. I'm waiting for the Steve Hoffman 5.1 Dolby Atmos immersive remaster

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