Wednesday, August 25, 2021

The Boss Recovery™ Dept.


In the publishing world - you know, books - it's standard practice for a work to get a new cover when it's republished. Nobody expects the cover of the first edition to be carried through the printed life of the work. Strangely, this is not the case in business we're calling "the music"

Why? Or rather, why not? Why, in the overwhelming majority of cases, is an album identified with its cover? Why, f'rinstance, does Springsteen's Tunnel Of Love have to be weighed down by its shabbily generic cover design (yes, I know, you like it, it's iconic) through all eternity? Isn't there a marketing opportunity here? Huh? Hoo-hah?

In the first of our Grammy-nod Boss Recovery™ series, we're imagining a world where Springsteen albums get a bold new look, like which they wus a book. Which is very appropriate in Bruce's case, because under that rock n' rowdy persona he is quite the literary gent. He's smart enough to know The Working Stiff mistrusts someone who cuts his own quills from peacock feathers, so he comes across like a grease-monkey. It's a necessary camouflage. This man does more hard thinking than that one statue of some guy bustin' his brains what that French guy done [Michaelangelo - Ed.]. He weighs his words with academic precision, and frequently adjusts the meter to make it out of step, like natural speech. His lyrics - sometimes honed to bluntness - achieve the very subtle quality of appearing artless and uncontrived - the affectless expression of an inarticulate man, the simple yet troubled soul searching for meaning in a world of shit. Springsteen's pumped intellectual muscle, rather than being denied, could be reflected by a new creative approach [e.g. above - Ed.] with a more authorial, literary tone. Why his albums - with a very few iconic exceptions - look like gas station cutouts is probably down to what I suspect is his chronic lack of visual suss. Man can't have it all.

But wait! It's not just a salon make-over exercise. This is the whole nine yards version of the album. Springsteen is the most prolific of rock writers, and records way more songs than get onto the wax. The world (or at least the record label) doesn't want a triple album every time he goes into the studio, but choosing the songs that make the cut is mostly guesswork - how could it be anything else? So here you'll find the full hour-and-change, with all the swell unused material he later slipped onto the four-disc Tracks box set nobody listens to (except you - *rolls eyes*). I'm sure he recorded even more during the sessions, available on bootlegs, but these are the songs he thought merited release, which should be enough for anybody. And they won't get dumped at the end, in the clueless I'll-just-leave-these-here way of "bonus" tracks. Springsteen didn't write or record "bonus" tracks - they're the album. So the running order will be cunningly reconfigured into what should be a fresh way of appreciating a fine, if somber, work of art. A new product we'd be pleased to add to our squeaky-wheeled consumer cart if it ever manifested itself into the glittering world of tactile thinginess we find so alluring.

Look for the light at the end of the Tunnel Of Love. It's what gets us through.

 

Next up - Human Touch. Which I love, incidentally, an' I'll tell you fer why on the day. Not that you should care.

34 comments:

  1. I just read Charlie Watts died, apparently peacefully. Good old Charlie.

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    1. Rest In Peace, Charlie Watts.

      Somewhere, Charlie's good tonight.

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    2. He had an incredible life. Made millions of people happy doing what he loved. Loved in turn by the same number. Had a loving and stable family. Died peacefully at a fine age. Life does not get better than this, for anybody. Be grateful that life can be this good, and people this loved. Thank you, Charlie.

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  2. I never liked the cover of "Tunnel Of Love". A cowboy shirt, bolo tie and a six dollar haircut, really?

    Kudos on the make-over cover, Farq! I'm looking forward to the re-imagined version.

    In the early 90s, a twenty-something girl who worked for me was crying one morning. I asked what happened, and she told me, "Bruce Springsteen got married!" I remember thinking to myself, "As if she had a chance"

    There's an old saying: Women are from Venus, men are from New Jersey - lol!

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  3. R.I.P. Charlie.
    Bruce is a good choice for the treatment you're giving him here.

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    1. I think if I can help Bruce in his career by offering sage counsel then it's my duty.

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  4. You reference a pair of Broooce elpees to witch eye never gave more than passing attention. (I bet I have a cassette with these two albums recorded on it upstairs, but the rubber belts on all my cassette decks have succumbed to old age already.) Okay then, love the new cover design, let's hear what's in the grooves.

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    1. Stealth Link© embedded in this comment for your peace of mind - and the FoamGuarantee™ that the download is probably almost entirely free from the Covids (some Ebola may be present - if in doubt contact your online medical authori
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    2. This was the soundtrack to my morning walk.

      Superlatives!

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    3. Village idjit that I am, I can't find the damned thing....

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    4. Lev, hover yer cursor over "author i ty".

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  5. Biggest star with worst collection of album covers ever?

    When his last album came out, a review on the AV Club I believe made it a point to note that the cover was horrible, again, as most of his covers are. And, you know, they're right. It always looks like they stuck a random shot of his mug on there. Not to mention sometimes we went for out of focus or just weird looking shots. And when they decide to get slighly artsy with it, as with "Working On A Dream", it looks like absolute shit.


    Quickly, name five great Bruce album album covers!

    Impossible, right?!

    "Born To Run" is a classic, "E-Street Shuffle" has by far the nicest mug shot and "Nebraska" at least fits the content, but otherwise it's pretty fuckin' bleak out there.

    (The Born in the USA one became iconic but it's a pretty weirdly framed shot...looks like he's ready to take a piss)

    Too bad that they kept a great shot for an archival release...the cover of "The Promise" is great and would've worked like gangbusters for "Darkness"


    That alt cover is a beaut, though...

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    1. BTR and The Wild ... are perfect covers to perfect albums. I'll be tackling Darkness, BITUSA, Human Touch and Lucky Town, maybe Nebrasky and the first album. Plus Contentious Opinion.

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    2. Oof...Lucky Touch. Yeah, no lucky touch in the art department. Unless the goal was to make Springsteen look like a dime-store latin gigolo...

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  6. You're pretty nifty at creating improved covers (I'm thinking Herbie Hancock).

    What is the worst album cover ever - for a great album? Pet Sounds?

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    1. Pet Sounds is the one. I've had a few unsuccessful stabs at it, but it needs what I don't have - great contemporary photography. I don't think an artwork/painting/mood piece is right - it should feature color, documentary-style (ie not grinning posed) photography, with the emphasis on Brian. Me no have.

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    2. I've just found this. I quite rate it.

      http://cargocollective.com/thirtythreepointthree/05-Andrew-Kolb

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    3. It's beautiful! I nabbed it. Not sure it's ideal - Pet Sounds is not a happy, cartoonish album.

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  7. My daughter recently told me that when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance every morning at school suddenly came back after 9/11, there was no flag in her classroom. There was, however, a poster of the Born In The USA album cover, so the kids dutifully faced Bruce's ass while holding hands over their hearts.

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  8. strike breaking scab which I guess is ok but when you pretend to be a friend to labor.... https://www.upi.com/Archives/1985/08/05/Promoters-say-Springsteen-will-cross-picket-line/2304492062400/

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    1. Springsteen doesn't pretend to be anything. His politics, such as they are, aren't Republican. That's all you can say.

      No story about an artist's personal life should affect his art. In fact, it doesn't. If he made a mistake back then - as you see it - and you let that "fall from grace" - again, as you see it (and Bruce is not Kid Rock) - affect your response to his music then you are misunderstanding what art is, and not letting it work its magic. Van Morrison (as I mention up there somewhere) is a weapons-grade twat, but I will always listen to his Imperial Period with great pleasure and admiration.

      Bruce Springsteen is a great artist, and a pretty decent human being. We can all be the second.

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    2. One Buck Guy adds this (edited because reasons):

      "The point being what exactly? That a local labour dispute that he probably doesn't know anything about (and why would he, this is during his megastar days where he does have other priorities) should stop him from playing? That he should tell off 65.000 fans to make a 350-member local union happy? Again, for a dispute in which it isn't even obvious to take sides since this is a labour disputes between two parties like a million others, not some obvious miscarriage of justice?"

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    3. If we all shunned a piece of art because of what we perceived as an artist's "bad" qualities, I'm guessing we'd probably end up ignoring most of it.

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    4. I have a couple of Millennial friends - no, really - who won't read Reza Aslan's "Zealot" - one of the most important books ever written about Christ - because they heard on the internet that Aslan is not at all a nice man. I don't know if he is or not, and couldn't care less, but this quality of nice likeability is more important to Millennials than art. Art is judged by the social acceptability of the artist (and that includes their diversity/inclusivity).

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    5. OBG - your point is very well made here, in its entirety. I took out the text above and below it because it referred directly to another commenter, and that's the kind of thing that discourages comments (cf FiveGunsWest, who hasn't been seen since).

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    6. thing is he said he wouldn't scab and then did and in Cleveland, one of the places broke him to the masses, he often talked about how he was a big supporter of labor and compared himself to us ,he even used to do ads on WMMS about how he was such a big supporter of the little guy, so it is a little different from someone like Van who doesn't brag about being a great guy just my opinion, too mainstream for my tastes anyway, doesn't real mean I wouldn't like his art, if it struck me, but on the whole it doesn't do much for me more of a rock and roller than ''next Dylan'' listener ,just wanted to vent

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    7. thing about him really frosted me was right after this happened he did an ad for WMMS ''I can't afford a radio but little Stevie sometimes let's me listen to WMMS'' just seemed a bit a little bit like haha f you to the folk he said he's support, till the rubber hit the road, Belkin said later that if he'd expressed any concern he'd have gave in and paid a bit more

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    8. you don't have to edit anything for me, got really thick skin

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    9. Fine by me! I don't need (or want) the work. Moderating is shit, believe me. There's been a couple of poster who have made nuisances of themselves to the point of Extreme Moderation, but generally we rub along pretty well. If I dumb decision, I am apology.

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    10. There's also the matter of that Jeep commercial he made especially for the last Superbowl — not especially a salt-of-the-earth kind of move in my book.

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  9. Some truly fine work here mr. three sticks. Really beautiful -- and compelling enough for me to make an effort to listen to "The Boss" (cringe) rather than have it waft through the air on its own whim and passing by mostly unnoticed as most music does these days as I get preoccupied by "work" and other tedious responsibilities. Ah, to be relaxing along the Mekong Delta sipping with nary a care! Cheers!!

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    1. I'm a long way from the delta here. In recent years the river has been throttled by the Chinese dams built for greed in Lao PDR, but right now it's the rainy season (not as rainy as we'd like, but still occasionally torrential) and the water is back to a decent height.

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