Every Tuesday, as it's the end of the week, Kreemé [19 my ass - Ed.] will be opening her Hamper O' Humor™ right here on the beach for youse bums! And oh brother, is this ever a mighty swell new interactive FoamFeature©!
To increase the amusement factor to cardiac crisis levels, Kreemé's asking you - th' Four Or Five Guys© - to guess which celebrity comedian is on th' Menu O' Mirth™ today!
Take a hinge at the real photograph above, and see if you recognise Kreemé's FoamFeature™ Funnyman!
Stephen Wright?
ReplyDeleteWhat Psychfan said. The czar of the sardonic.
ReplyDeleteAlso the King of One Liners, along with Mitch Hedberg:
Delete"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Freddie "Parrot-Face" Davis?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely Stephen Wright
ReplyDeleteThat's one of my favorite songs from Blond on Blond!
DeleteYou've got a lotta nerve
DeleteAlright, so where are you tonight, Stephen Wright?
DeleteObviously Four Or Five Believers©
DeleteSad Eyed Steven Wright Of The Lowlands
Stuck Inside A Hamper With The Menu O' Mirth™ Again
Jonder sees Steven's driving licence!
DeleteVery brave of you, Farq, posting humor after that unfortunate mishap on the stairs involving a slinky toy and a family sized jar of petroleum jelly.
ReplyDelete*sigh* Once more for the world - it was Throckmorton's Liniment, not "petroleum jelly". So what, you say? So this is how democracy dies.
DeleteStephen Wright is not what it says on his driver's licence.
ReplyDeleteSteVen. Right?
DeleteWhat's wrong with Doug Henning - are his fingers cramping up?
ReplyDeleteCram
"Doug Henning" is the form the magician/trickster takes on th' Isle. Sometimes it's Bob Ross, weilding his magic brush. It's the Wizard of Oz, the guy behind the curtain, the illusionist. Doug is tellng you the IoF© is a trick, Bob's line is it's all artifice, e representation. Don't be fooled by either of them!
DeleteWhere's [Ed.] when I need him?
DeleteDoes that mean that Howdy Doody is the real FoamFeature™ Funnyman?
DeleteNo, the FoamFeature Funnyman is in the hamper, as advertised. Howdy Doody is a(n) homunculus, to be understood as an alchemical principle.
DeleteI have always thought of him as such................
DeleteNote Alice (in Wonderland - but, importantly, the "fake" Disney iteration) in the header (itself a genuine Bob Ross!). Note what she's looking at. Alice, Kreemé, Myra - different views of the same "person".
ReplyDeleteLiza with a Z,
ReplyDeleteSteven with a V.
(Some stealth content)
I only need to hear these infrequently, because they'rs so memorable. Zen koans in their purest form. Plus - funny!
ReplyDeleteYup. Deffo Steven Wright.
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