Thursday, February 18, 2021

"My Dream Of Being Clickbait For Jazz Funk Feature Has Like Totally Come True!" - Bikini Girl


You know
who Bennie Maupin is, so you don't need me copying any screed from an internet pretending I wrote it just to provide "content". Fuck that, right? What you're interested is what bikini influencer N'bandu-Smurfette Veeblefetzer [19 my ass - Ed.] has to say about the famed reedsman's work.

N-SV What's his name again?

FT3 Bennie Maupin

N-SV [makes sour face] He's, like, a singer?

FT3 Okayyyy! We're done here! [tape ends]

Back to Bennie. Today's showy blooms plucked from the dewy garden of music are these here swell albums by Monsieur Maupin:

First recording from 1967 [left - Ed.], rare original cover from University of California Berklee library copy. Hoo hah! Like, totally nobody borrowed it! Surprisingly sweet album.

Meditative, but be prepared for disconcerting interludes of jazz skronk.


 

Moonscapes will get the most ingrained funk out of your face.
Relatively rare and absurdly swell album. Hotcha!
The Headhunters first album not only features an award-winningly shit cover but also the HEAD-FRYINGLY FANTASTIC guitar of the criminally under-recorded Blackbyrd McKnight (also on Slow Traffic).

28 comments:

  1. That first ECM record of Maupin's has been an elusive potential gem for decades.

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  2. You want this stuff? You bet you do! You're th' Four Or Five Guys© and you know an RIAA curve when it hits you upside the head!

    To qualify for this Jumbo Jamboree O' Jazz™, simply state how many things you can see in the above photy-graph beginning with "B"! (Take a wild guess - I have no idea - we'll go with whatever looks right).

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    1. Boobs
      Barris car
      Bushes
      Bags
      Bucket of chicken
      Book: Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant
      “To know what questions may reasonably be asked is already a great and necessary proof of sagacity and insight. For if a question is absurd in itself and calls for unnecessary answers, it not only brings disgrace to the person raising it, but may prompt an incautious listener to give absurd answers, thus presenting, as the ancients said, the laughable spectacle of one person milking a he-goat, and another holding the sieve underneath.”

      The Jewel in the Lotus is sublime.

      Love the Ohioan Fez.

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    2. Two more
      Bikini
      (Pep) Boys: Manny Moe and Jack

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    3. "Slow Traffic" is currently my fave spin. It makes for a perfect continuation of the Herbie Headhunters/Thrust pair. Just a beautiful groove.

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  3. Oh, wait ... there's more than I thought ... Barris car ... bag o' garbage ...

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  4. Blackbyrd McKnight, one (short) time RHCP.

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  5. Too many B's to count - the whole Blasted thing is a big B.

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  6. Bin(trash)
    BlueBlocker shades(?)
    ...
    Barris Car is the Munster's Koach (<-----trivia)

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  7. Bird (the drinking sort)
    Bird (polyethylene duck variety)
    Bags (trash, that is)
    Bin (ditto)
    Belly (partly obscured)
    Buffoon (the celebrated AEN)

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  8. Saw Blackbyrd with the PFunk Allstars (Kim and Kendra version)

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  9. Bill Summers, the percussionist for the Headhunters, is still alive and well in NO. We share the same weed man. Bill has some interesting things to say about the Headhunters, meaning nothing nice about Hancock.

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    1. I gave up believing big stars had to be nice people a while back - now I just don't care. Nor am I surprised when dirt is dished. We get the music, and that's all that matters.

      I reckon you're going to miss NO. I give you three months in lockdown Spain before you go cabana crazy.

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    2. It will be better than lockdown New Orleans. Nothing is open now. And, name the wager!

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  10. Nobody spotted Lieutenant Columbo back there? Oh wait - he doesn't begin with a B. My Bad.

    A courtesy Stealth Link© has been embedded in this comment.

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    1. Bobbing Lieutenant.
      Bobble-head Alfred E. (partially submerged)
      Baby Duck (also in de pool)
      Bottle of Cheez Whizz genuine imitation day-glo dairy food snack product
      Bitsy Teensy Weensy Tiny BITS of some sort of foodstuff. What remains of her last "meal." I'm guessing a tenth of a pack of dried seaweed snax.

      O.K., everybody outta de pool.

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  11. The Jewel in the Lotus is a long time favorite of mine but I had yet to hear these other albums. And turns out they're all pretty awesome. Thanks! I found Autumn to be particularly lovely. Found a link to Headhunters second album released the same year as Survival of the Fittest (1977). It's mostly great and well worth checking out: https://vimanafusion.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-headhunters-straight-from-gate.html

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    1. Anyone wrestling with that link may want to try this one.




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    2. Yes,I was! I lost!
      Headhunters WANTED.
      Thank you, for the rescue!

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  12. The Headhunters album starts slow but turns psychedelic in just the right amounts. This was most enjoyable. But, I also liked the cover art. That was very UN-ARISTA and very in tune with the music!
    Thank you, farq!

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