Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Help Mrs. Myra Nussbaum Clear Her Back Passage! Dept.




Uh oh!
Take a hinge up Mrs. Myra Nussbaum's back passage! Oh brother! Is it ever blocked! You can help the IoF©'s iconic Glamor Grandma™ by diving in and clearing her stinky ol' back passage! It's not like you got anything better to do!

But what's that? Why, somebody threw a much-cherished long-playing record out by mistake! Can you see it, subscribers? Do you know what it is? If you can and do, leave a smart hint in the comments for the monobrowed dumbasses without clue one! Don't name the artiste(s) or the album title! A hint! Like a clue! Oboy! Are we having fun yet?!

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    1. Right! Who's gonna want to root in the trash when they can glom an eyeful of Myra?

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  2. Is it a dog? Looks like a plain brown wrapper with a shadow on it, though. I got nuthin'...

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  3. I'm blinded by beauty. Howdy is mesmerized and yet. What was the question?

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  4. Here's a swell clue for youse bums - the album's in pretty much the same place as it was last week. Find that magnifying glass you got with your Senior Health Magazine™ subscription. It's probably in the bedside table drawer. With your gun and balloons.

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  6. Three white alien faces close to left arm but no clue otherwise, except for bloke in bin.

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    1. Three white alien faces, huh? Rowan, uh - have you had someone check your meds recently?

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  7. Why must you hurt me so, Myra........

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  8. Here's another clew for y'all - the album isn't right side up. It's the front cover, but the side is at the top, and the top is at the side, which you can't see, it being tipped on its side.

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    1. What the funk. Now I'm not only confused, I'm dizzy.

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    1. Sorry, no cigar on the Miles.
      I see the image is a composite and what I thought was an album cover is repeated. What are the odds of even one copy landing in the bin? (let alone... two)
      I'll keep digging!

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  10. Clash --- Give em enough rope

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    Cheers

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  11. Senor, did you use an etch a -------

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    1. I also toyed with the idea of drawings of España, but I don't think it is.

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    2. Probably not. Has a reggae type color palate otherwise.

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  12. Here's another clew for y'all...

    >>>>>>>tie-dye<<<<<<<

    Don't name the album or artist!

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    1. Good gravy. At least give us the DECADE.

      D@mn h!pp!es.

      Get offa my lawn.

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  13. I reckon you need "far away eyes" for this one.


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    1. Since when have the Stones used tie-dye on an album cover? Good clue for wrong answer!

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    1. Bell-eye restores my faith in not only the arcane knowledge of the 4/5 guys, but also humanity as a whole. Life and goodness ARE worth fighting for!

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    1. Snakeboy (read Godbox, by the way - your namesake is in it) does himself enormous credit and gets carried aloft through the adoring crowd!

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  16. Alright, for us dimwits in the crowd, wanna spill da beans?

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    1. What, and bring this careening clown car of white knuckle internet fun to a whiplash-inducing halt? Are you out of your mind?

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    2. Hang on an achy breaky minute. Unless I'm loosing my mind, last time I looked at Myra Nussbaum's Back Passage the album in question was concealed by a lot more trash, it seems to be more visible now. I still don't know what it is, I keep looking to the left at what appears to be the brown paper bag version of In Through the Outdoor, by Led Zeppelin.
      So Farq 'fess up has there been some photoshop jiggery pokery in the last day or 2? or shall I book an appointment with the opticians.

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    3. No Photoshop, because no gots, but yes, like last time, I pulled it out of the trash a little more on account youse bums needed some help. I hate to see you struggle.

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  17. Since the album in question is merely 'much-cherished' and NOT classic... I'm guessing that I've never seen it before... possibly not even familiar with the artist. I have spent far too much of my life marveling over music industry product and am shocked that all 4 of the 5 guys in the box seats have been stumped as well! Bring back the bubblegum jazz!!! I think I might be finished with spaghetti, as well!

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  18. Hey Farq:
    Maybe the readers aren't old enough to remember the first tie dye epidemic.

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  19. Probably only me and the other three of us guys old enough to have this album.

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  21. Weli, Well, Well - if it ain't The Black Satin Kid hisself!

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  22. Ah, Welcome Back Throckmorton!

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  23. More of the Four Or Five Guys© got this than commented, I think, but even Pmac got there in the end, so "go us!"
    As to age - let's not kid ourselves. Nearly all of the material on th' Blessed Isle® is from the past, with only a small representative sampler from the future. And we're all old enough to remember the past - some of us old enough to forget. Anyway, John Sebastian it is, and we'll have him and his fantastic pop group FoamFeatured© subsequently!

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    1. Yep, that's it. Loved the Spoonful, but retarded sitcom associations ruined the rest of his discography for me, even if he was almost invited into Crosby Stills Nash & Prachthauser. (Sorry, I had to delete the earlier comment to make sure I was spelling 'Prachthauser' correctly.)

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  25. As a FoamBonus®, here's his swell The Tarzana Kid album (not The Four Or Five Of Us, as shown). A fine version of Dixie Chicken, and a beautiful collaboration with Lowell George on Face Of Appalachia. Great album.

    https://workupload.com/file/XqvwdyWMaC9

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