Morty Czajkownofskiwic [above - Ed.] don't get no calls no more. "Gee, Lady Fame is some fickle broad," he rued yesterday. "I ain't gots no work since like forever, yet which I retain me yout'fully boyish good looks, an' can still bump me noggin on a open kitchen cupboard door wit' professional élan."
To make everything that little bit worse for the poor slob, he can't even get up his back passage! "Some bums filled it wit' garbage! P.U.!"
But some bum clearly threw out a much-treasured record album by mistake, as well also too! Can you spot it, subscribers? Remember! Don't name album or artiste(s) in comments! Favorably impress family, confreres, parole board by leaving smart-type clue! Hoo boy! This is swell fun!
Our new sponsors, Leke-Prufe™ Senior Hygiene Solutions© out of Mulebutt, OH, have enabled this popular FoamFeature® to be moved to the coveted primetime weekend slot! And as a special inaugural promotion they will be GIVING AWAY one family pack of Leke-Prufe™ Recycled Diapers* to the lucky winner!
"When a leak is the last thing you need, but the first thing you do, let Leke-Prufe™be your first responders!"
*Oatmeal color only, factory seconds, no returns or litigation, read small print
No help this time. No magically sliding the album from the trash. Uh-uh. And remember - don't mention album name/artiste{s}! Leave a clue!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, you can embarrass congress and the senate by petitioning them to work for minimum wage. It won't happen but the embarrassment is all she needs. Sign my petition to Pelosi... https://www.change.org/p/nancy-pelosi-congress-and-senate-can-work-for-minimum-wage?recruiter=1183043919&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_petition&recruited_by_id=31f73580-787a-11eb-94a9-0763c73f797a&utm_content=fht-27570912-en-us%3A2
ReplyDeleteMinimum wage - some take it in a second, what others have to work an hour for.
DeleteIf this is a Rorschach test, I failed it. And Pelosi can afford to work for nothing, after all those decade of "public service". Might as well try to embarrass an iguana.
ReplyDeleteNothing tricky about it. I can see it right away (maybe it helps that I know where I put it). Just one clue, because I feel sorry for youse bums - it's only a small part of the album sleeve that's visible, but it is recognisable from this detail. So this detail will be unique and distinctive. A bit like yourself!
DeleteBut what the hell, I signed it anyway. Under a pseudonym, of course. (Think of all the junk emails H.R. Giger is going to get!) Stir the pot. And I tried magic to slide the album from the trash, but it didn't work. Maybe after happy hour I'll try magick instead.
DeleteHazy Dave is th' IoF©'s resident Iguana Embarrasser. Write for rates. Also discomfits small rodents.
DeleteThanks Hazy Dave. It states in my petition they can work for nothing and don't need healthcare. I appreciate your signature. Thanks for letting this float Farq. I couldn't get the album from the trash either, dang it!
DeleteThose extra four or five signatures are going to make this thing happen, dammit!
DeleteThey could but.....Hazy Dave didn't sign it. LOL
DeleteI keep trying to pet the fucking cat.
ReplyDeleteCat? What cat? Anybody see a cat?
DeleteEvery ten seconds or so
DeleteI thought that was a hookah-smoking caterpillar!
DeleteThat caterpillar told me:"Eating one side of the mushroom will make you grow larger and eating the other side will make you grow smaller."
DeleteBoy, was he ever right!
But, look at all that spaghetti sauce!
DeleteForget the menu...
Just bring me the waitress!!!
(someone ISN'T getting a tip)
That's what she said.
DeleteHmm......maybe, I see something. Maybe its something other than a kilo. Maybe I'm wrong.
ReplyDeleteNo maybe about it.
Deleteper the hygiene and as reminder you can not make some of this shit up:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.amazon.com/Boudreauxs-Butt-Paste-Ointment-Preservative/dp/B00569GU18
That A*a*z*n page has FORTY answered questions? I can't think of ONE I want to ask.
DeleteOkay - one more hint. This is a major album from a major act, not an IoF© obscurity. You'll know it.
ReplyDeleteCould this be the album that made my high-school sweetheart incredibly horny? It was so long ago...
ReplyDeleteBell-eye is already there ...
DeleteA question.
DeleteHow did you ascertain from: "Could this be the album that made my high-school sweetheart incredibly horny? It was so long ago...", that Bell-eye was correct?
Inquiring minds want to know......
This is why Farq is the blog master. Normally, I would graciously pass on any reward/accolades, but I could really use those recycled diiapers.
DeleteHorny. A great clue. Bell-eye - the bumper pack of recycled diapers is yours! Just send twelve dollars shipping and handling!
DeleteYeah, right.........
Delete... while Bell-eye and I wait for the rest of you nogood ganefs to catch up, maybe you can help a guy out? I've been trying to find Chi Coltrane's first two albums, and would appreciate a loadup if you have.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Nate! Your link deleted - Chi will be stopping over at th' IoF© soon!
DeleteI would love to guess, but somebody told me what time it is and I'm going to miss my "L" train....
ReplyDeleteDrNecessitor here showing the form that got him to place at Belmont in the 3:30.
DeleteWell, Check That (A) Out!
ReplyDelete'The whole world's watching! The whole world's watching' repeat.
ReplyDeleteI played 'Free Form' to my dad back then, and gushed 'After this, they smash the guitar!' to which Dad responded 'Reckon I'd smash his guitar myself if he played like that in front of me'.
ReplyDeleteNever cared for the second city.
ReplyDeleteIt's that toddlin' town isn't it.
ReplyDeleteI'd tell you but I don't have the authority - but then neither have these guys for nigh on a half century. My how time flies whilst you're busy growin' old.
ReplyDeleteLudo
"Authority" - good clue!
DeleteAs to growin' old - yeah - where did all this shit come from all of a sudden?
Does anybody really know what album this is?
ReplyDelete"Does anybody really know what album this is. Does anybody really care. I just can't stop asking why..."
DeleteIt's their first album that is named after themselves...
ReplyDeletea name that was shortened by two words...
leaving the moniker as a single word...
The titles of the albums became much more interesting at this point!
Pay no attention to the perpetual motion Cheshire Cat...
ReplyDeleteit's trying to prove that the laws of thermodynamics can't be broken/violated!
Oh to be on South Michigan, now that Spring is here!
ReplyDeleteOh to be on South Michigan, now that Spring is here!
ReplyDeleteEcho
DeleteI just noticed that. not intentional.
DeleteNormally I notice and delete echo comments, they're pretty common.
DeleteThis album, which I maybe one-third like, was recently subjected to the most hated remix of all time. The fans were baying for blood.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the problem with the remix?
DeleteBoth remaster and remix here:
Deletehttps://workupload.com/file/p5wStnnHzsv
There's a lot of heated "discussion" about this on the internet. Strange how people get so worked up about nothing much.
I googled and read some of the criticisms. If I had spent $50 on a CTA remix album, yeah, I'd be pissed. But, I'd also probably be squandering $ on emails from deposed Ethiopian kings.
DeleteEven now that I know what the album is I still don't recognize it in the only object I see that could be an album cover.
ReplyDeleteBehind the chair...
DeleteBelow Alfred E. Neuman...
Next to Bosley's right knee...
Only one corner is visible...
The bright blue color has been enhanced and vibrates for some reason.
Thanks Kwai Chang. I see it now.
ReplyDeleteOn the subject of remixes, I think that they're generally well don and usually an improvement. In many cases the remixers make no artistic alterations but recreate the original using better technology.
There will always be people who complain anyway. Years ago a box set of Louis Armstrong recordings from the early to mid 20's was released. Material that old usually has to come from original 78 RPM releases The engineers had a box full of different shaped styli to accommodate the variances in the pressings. They had multiple copies of each song, and recorded fragments of each that were less noisy (dirty and damaged) than the others. Only then did they use digital tech to remove the remaining noise.
I remember a friend complaining that they had "altered the original artistic intention" by doing that. "Huh?" I said.
REMOVING unwanted noise?
Delete(Pop)
How audacious!
(Click)