Saturday, February 27, 2021

Help Tom Bosley's Stunt Double Clear His Back Passage! Dept.


Morty Czajkownofskiwic
[above - Ed.] don't get no calls no more. "Gee, Lady Fame is some fickle broad," he rued yesterday. "I ain't gots no work since like forever, yet which I retain me yout'fully boyish good looks, an' can still bump me noggin on a open kitchen cupboard door wit' professional élan."

To make everything that little bit worse for the poor slob, he can't even get up his back passage! "Some bums filled it wit' garbage! P.U.!"

But some bum clearly threw out a much-treasured record album by mistake, as well also too! Can you spot it, subscribers? Remember! Don't name album or artiste(s) in comments! Favorably impress family, confreres, parole board by leaving smart-type clue! Hoo boy! This is swell fun!

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56 comments:

  1. No help this time. No magically sliding the album from the trash. Uh-uh. And remember - don't mention album name/artiste{s}! Leave a clue!

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  2. Meanwhile, you can embarrass congress and the senate by petitioning them to work for minimum wage. It won't happen but the embarrassment is all she needs. Sign my petition to Pelosi... https://www.change.org/p/nancy-pelosi-congress-and-senate-can-work-for-minimum-wage?recruiter=1183043919&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_petition&recruited_by_id=31f73580-787a-11eb-94a9-0763c73f797a&utm_content=fht-27570912-en-us%3A2

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    1. Minimum wage - some take it in a second, what others have to work an hour for.

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  3. If this is a Rorschach test, I failed it. And Pelosi can afford to work for nothing, after all those decade of "public service". Might as well try to embarrass an iguana.

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    1. Nothing tricky about it. I can see it right away (maybe it helps that I know where I put it). Just one clue, because I feel sorry for youse bums - it's only a small part of the album sleeve that's visible, but it is recognisable from this detail. So this detail will be unique and distinctive. A bit like yourself!

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    2. But what the hell, I signed it anyway. Under a pseudonym, of course. (Think of all the junk emails H.R. Giger is going to get!) Stir the pot. And I tried magic to slide the album from the trash, but it didn't work. Maybe after happy hour I'll try magick instead.

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    3. Hazy Dave is th' IoF©'s resident Iguana Embarrasser. Write for rates. Also discomfits small rodents.

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    4. Thanks Hazy Dave. It states in my petition they can work for nothing and don't need healthcare. I appreciate your signature. Thanks for letting this float Farq. I couldn't get the album from the trash either, dang it!

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    5. Those extra four or five signatures are going to make this thing happen, dammit!

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    6. They could but.....Hazy Dave didn't sign it. LOL

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  4. I keep trying to pet the fucking cat.

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    1. I thought that was a hookah-smoking caterpillar!

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    2. That caterpillar told me:"Eating one side of the mushroom will make you grow larger and eating the other side will make you grow smaller."

      Boy, was he ever right!

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    3. But, look at all that spaghetti sauce!
      Forget the menu...
      Just bring me the waitress!!!
      (someone ISN'T getting a tip)

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  5. Hmm......maybe, I see something. Maybe its something other than a kilo. Maybe I'm wrong.

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  6. per the hygiene and as reminder you can not make some of this shit up:

    https://www.amazon.com/Boudreauxs-Butt-Paste-Ointment-Preservative/dp/B00569GU18

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    1. That A*a*z*n page has FORTY answered questions? I can't think of ONE I want to ask.

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  7. Okay - one more hint. This is a major album from a major act, not an IoF© obscurity. You'll know it.

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  8. Could this be the album that made my high-school sweetheart incredibly horny? It was so long ago...

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    1. A question.
      How did you ascertain from: "Could this be the album that made my high-school sweetheart incredibly horny? It was so long ago...", that Bell-eye was correct?
      Inquiring minds want to know......

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    2. This is why Farq is the blog master. Normally, I would graciously pass on any reward/accolades, but I could really use those recycled diiapers.

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    3. Horny. A great clue. Bell-eye - the bumper pack of recycled diapers is yours! Just send twelve dollars shipping and handling!

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  9. ... while Bell-eye and I wait for the rest of you nogood ganefs to catch up, maybe you can help a guy out? I've been trying to find Chi Coltrane's first two albums, and would appreciate a loadup if you have.

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    1. Thanks, Nate! Your link deleted - Chi will be stopping over at th' IoF© soon!

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  10. I would love to guess, but somebody told me what time it is and I'm going to miss my "L" train....

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    1. DrNecessitor here showing the form that got him to place at Belmont in the 3:30.

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  11. 'The whole world's watching! The whole world's watching' repeat.

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  12. I played 'Free Form' to my dad back then, and gushed 'After this, they smash the guitar!' to which Dad responded 'Reckon I'd smash his guitar myself if he played like that in front of me'.

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  13. I'd tell you but I don't have the authority - but then neither have these guys for nigh on a half century. My how time flies whilst you're busy growin' old.

    Ludo

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    1. "Authority" - good clue!

      As to growin' old - yeah - where did all this shit come from all of a sudden?

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  14. Does anybody really know what album this is?

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    1. "Does anybody really know what album this is. Does anybody really care. I just can't stop asking why..."

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  15. It's their first album that is named after themselves...
    a name that was shortened by two words...
    leaving the moniker as a single word...
    The titles of the albums became much more interesting at this point!

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  16. Pay no attention to the perpetual motion Cheshire Cat...
    it's trying to prove that the laws of thermodynamics can't be broken/violated!

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  17. Oh to be on South Michigan, now that Spring is here!

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  18. Oh to be on South Michigan, now that Spring is here!

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  19. This album, which I maybe one-third like, was recently subjected to the most hated remix of all time. The fans were baying for blood.

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    1. What is the problem with the remix?

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    2. Both remaster and remix here:

      https://workupload.com/file/p5wStnnHzsv

      There's a lot of heated "discussion" about this on the internet. Strange how people get so worked up about nothing much.

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    3. I googled and read some of the criticisms. If I had spent $50 on a CTA remix album, yeah, I'd be pissed. But, I'd also probably be squandering $ on emails from deposed Ethiopian kings.

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  20. Even now that I know what the album is I still don't recognize it in the only object I see that could be an album cover.

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    1. Behind the chair...
      Below Alfred E. Neuman...
      Next to Bosley's right knee...
      Only one corner is visible...
      The bright blue color has been enhanced and vibrates for some reason.

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  21. Thanks Kwai Chang. I see it now.
    On the subject of remixes, I think that they're generally well don and usually an improvement. In many cases the remixers make no artistic alterations but recreate the original using better technology.
    There will always be people who complain anyway. Years ago a box set of Louis Armstrong recordings from the early to mid 20's was released. Material that old usually has to come from original 78 RPM releases The engineers had a box full of different shaped styli to accommodate the variances in the pressings. They had multiple copies of each song, and recorded fragments of each that were less noisy (dirty and damaged) than the others. Only then did they use digital tech to remove the remaining noise.
    I remember a friend complaining that they had "altered the original artistic intention" by doing that. "Huh?" I said.

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    1. REMOVING unwanted noise?
      (Pop)
      How audacious!
      (Click)

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