Sunday, December 29, 2019

Supreme Monster General Bong Pot's Psychedelic Psunday

While inspecting North Korea's border fortifications, Bong Pot sets off security gate alarms in Seoul airport, such is the awesomeness of his medal array. His hat has been used as a helicopter landing pad by Dear Leader Kim Jong Un, for which he was awarded the Mighty Splendor Of Hat Girth And Strength Medal, and an expenses paid stay in military hospital.

But few of his grateful goose-stepping underlings know he is a keen collector of "neo-psych" albums. He contacted FMF© recently to rectify this lack of appreciation.


Salt Lake City's finest, 2017
"False Memory Foam© the choose blog of North Korea Massed Military Force," he said via Google Translate. "It heart wish and direct order more neo-psych albums that feature. For good example, please look to recording of Pansy Band and also The Green Seagulls. Both offer respectfulness to psych tradition. We very enjoy!"

Swingin' That London, 2018
I'm sure his choices will please the Four Or Five Guys, and welcome more contributions from totalitarian states!

These are never going to replace Electric Music For The Mind And Body in my - or probably your - heart, but they're entertaining and stylistically adroit enough for a few listens.

14 comments:

  1. Scarlet Fever?!? LOl! Man, I want what those guys were having. Come on, Farq - give us 4-5 guys a link, please!

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    1. This is your private link, Mr, Mac, and a Seasonal Curse O' Foam will be visited on those who seek to profit from your welcome courtliness.

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    2. Eh- in the spirit of Festivus, let the groveling masses have it! Thank you, Farq!

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  2. So this is what that Fat Pot Sticker up in NK has????? Keep testing missiles Rocket Man.......Someday you might actually hit a Chord........

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  3. Curses be damned; these look good.
    Thanks!

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  4. Congratulations on this most prestigious of honors bestowed upon you! Not many can claim to be "the choose blog of North Korea Massed Military Force" -- in fact I bet I can count them on two or three arms. Does the curse carry over to the new year or are we absolved of the past decade's sins once we roll the counter over? I'll take the risk regardless but I'm not sure if I should ship the kids off to boarding school to protect them from my ill fate.

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    1. Dave, the Curse attached to this download is manifested through mild dispepsia, and a vague ennui which should have lifted by the cocktail hour.

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  5. I accidentally clicked the link and downloaded it. OMG..............oh...........owwwwwww..........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, aaieeeee he cried

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  6. Good to see your back, Fark.

    As opposed to:

    "Good gawd, I'd LOVE to see YOUR back, Cody."

    As it so happens, as I write this, I am taking a short break from tending to a family health crisis.

    A fall. On Xmas eve. By an upper-80-something y.o. family member. Who has MORE than one offspring. (He carps... Vents... Rants...)

    Funny how this "Tending" trending is almost always SHOULDERED by ONE Family Member.

    (He continues to gripe...)

    Anyhow, hope YOUR pa is Okay.

    (See old Memo: "occupied with my Dad for a while")

    P.S. no B.S.:

    Is Bong Pot related to Mr. Brain?

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c3/97/b3/c397b34c2a42dd7463387f3d2911b5a1.jpg

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  7. The curse is real! I spent all day at the hospital yesterday with my 92 year old mother in law who fell and fractured her spine recently and subsequently developed pneumonia and blood clots. I think the power you have unleashed is stronger than you realized and has run rampant on this community even backfiring on it's master. I'm going to have to think twice about freeloading off someone else's link in the future until the curse is lifted.

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    1. The curse is always specific, and unless your mother used the download link would have no effect on her. You, however, should worry. That mild dyspepsia and vague ennui should have hit with a vengeance by now.

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    2. MrD, I feel your pain. But lucky me, NOT the pain you M-I-L feels. That (NOT

      "Rockin'...") Pneumonia is no joke. It just took an otherwise healthy elderly family friend a few weeks ago. She, yup, had a fall, was hospitalized, and a short time later was off to see Whatever's Next (After This Crazy World).

      All you good old (and young?) souls who are charged with (Acquitted of ???) Care-giving are a special breed. Which is why we are here, in this special place.

      O.K., outta here, Before I get too "Church Lady" on y'alls.

      "Isn't that special"???

      Happy New Jeer!

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  8. Woah . . . thank you for bringing Green Seagull to my attention.

    But, but, but . . . I am the kinda old chap who still likes to own stuff and you've made me give loads of money to Mega Dodo Records to buy many of their beautifully presented, coloured vinyl, limited edition LPs, outta the garage stuff. Le SuperHomard, Icarus Peel's Acid Reign, The Honey Pot. Check 'em all out.

    Cheers, Peanuts Molloy.

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