Monday, April 15, 2019

None More Hot

Frank's timeless masterpiece was, of course, recorded pre-CD [compact disc - Ed.], and had to restrict its length to album sides. There was more material recorded during the Hot Rats sessions, but not enough to fill a double disc, so Frank [Zappa - Ed.] made the necessary editorial decisions and left some fine, fine music wriggling like baby snakes on the cutting-room floor.

What we have here, dear friends, is an assemblage of the available music from those sessions, artfully programmed to deliver the quality experience today's hi-fi enthusiasts demand. One hour and change crammed with the modern jazz-rock stylings for which Mr Zappa [Frank - Ed.] became the audio entertainer of choice for the smarter consumer.  Be it patio barbeque, poolside brunch, cocktails when unexpected guests drop by, or simply getting blown by a toothless crack-whore in the back of the family Camry, you'll find Hotter Rats the ideal musical accompaniment!

Supplied at no extra cost is a lysergically over-heated cover [shown left - Ed.], ideal for framing or cat litter. This, dear friends, is the kind of content you have come to expect from False Memory Foam©, the blog at the fractal fringe of the fun zone! Remember to tell all your friend about this swell blog! Hoo boy!

7 comments:

  1. Mr Zchivago, it is made all the sweller by your esteemed presence. I'd upload the album, but as it's not made by a bunch of snotfaced chancers from a grim Midlands town blowing their benefit money on pressing up thirty-five copies of a single only you bought, you probably wouldn't like it.

    But please do help yourself to the Twiglets, and leave the blog as you'd wish to find it.

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    1. You cheeky young monkey.....I'll have you know I have a rather eclectic rainbow of tastes,that do indeed include the mothers of invention.Including such music on my blog would rather go against the narrow remit i have restricted myself to.
      So please upload the album, and more bar snacks plz.

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    2. Look for the cunningly disguised text below!

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  2. You Sir are off the chain. Please stay that way.

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