Sunday, April 21, 2019

Free Wi-Fi Now Available!

Ever mindful of the technological expectations of today's internet enthusiast, False Memory Foam© is proud to announce a blogging first - the introduction of an exclusive free Wi-Fi service for its readers!

 Simply "log on" with the "device" of your choice and start "surfing the internet"!

 This is the first of a program of features and amenities we're rolling out to make the False Memory Foam© experience meaningful and relevant to you, our valued customer!
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 21, 2019 at 6:18 PM

    While I am wary of anything "FREE" I gave it a try and was not successful. I will have to wait until my great grandson (or daughter) comes to visit me at my "home" to see if they can help me. I would ask the "staff" of the "home" but am only allowed one "special assistance" per month owing to my "budget" package. Thank you for being so kind to your viewers.

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  2. PsychfanApril 27, 2019 at 6:31 AM

    Does free air come with that?

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  3. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIApril 27, 2019 at 6:38 AM

    My advice is take a deep breath now and store it for the upcoming Air Shortage Wars.

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