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Sunday, September 22, 2024
This Is The Internet So Here's A Picture Of A Kitten Dept.
Hey sir, I usually do not comment here. This time I must speak for those without a voice, for those innocent little fluffy kittens, so endearing, such watery eyes, the sheer hopelessness that purrs out. Makes you want to sob and cry. It looks away, doesn't want to look straight into the camera. It knows that it is exploited beyond belief and nothing and no-one to stop that. No-one? No! Here I am telling this directly to you, Stop this animal injustice. This cruel vile barbaric and mean, mean, mean as sticking accupuncture needles where it hurts. The fact that this is an AI-generated image and no animals were hurt in the process of making this picture, does not steer away from the maliciousness it implies. Great album though
Dear Anonymous sir or madam the Honourable Guild Of Anonymous Trolls, known to its friends as GOAT, will not take kindly to freelance imposters intruding in such an unappealing and frankly delusional manner. As a long standing committee member, I advise to cease and desist in interfering in such an offhand way especially considering it being such a welcoming blog as Farq's. Such bizarre trolling bring all of us into disrepute.
Furthermore I dread to think what the Honourable Union of Vermin Control Professionals (feline division) might make of such an unwarranted and unjustified intrusion into the promotion of one of their junior members in such a way. Especially knowing their local shop steward has considerable sway in the Internet community and has previously been known to impose a litter tray strike (very messy) upon those humans who cross him for quite minor issues.
Farq Old Bean. Do us a favour if you find the urge to post such things please remember some of us have dogs and post some sort of advisory warning on the blog header. I was using the big screen in the lounge to surf when I opened this up and the dog went nuts. I've had to tie him up in the Conservatory to calm down! (Tee Hee)
Living in the countryside, I innocently let one day one of this buggers at my home to get rid of mice. Now it became a constant harassment for more and more food and a fluffy ball of guano getting across my path. He's probably wanting to cause some deadly fall and eat me too. The vermin outlived Hitler and there are no signs of his inminent death while there are plenty of mine. Next life I'll keep the mice. Bat
The damn thing has one missing eye and looks like something out of a Lovecraft tale. Worst of it all, ladies visiting me fall in love ipso facto with this hairy horror. That only saved him from an early grave. While they are scratching his belly he gives me that one-eyed look of extortion that says "You owe me another one, mate" I bet his tells his friends how he is the only chance for the old creepy bastard to get laid. Next life I'll happily adopt Nosferatu. Bat
This week I’m looking after a neighbours cat. The neighbour is great, the cat in an ungrateful pest. I recently looked after a friends dog for a day, I’m not a ‘doggy’ person, but I nearly fell in love with the adorable hound.
Here's a musical connection: https://acerecords.co.uk/feline-groovy
ReplyDeleteThis is a whole passel o' feline fun, K! Theng kyew! (and keep yer beady eyes on the side bar >>>>>)
DeleteHey sir, I usually do not comment here. This time I must speak for those without a voice, for those innocent little fluffy kittens, so endearing, such watery eyes, the sheer hopelessness that purrs out. Makes you want to sob and cry. It looks away, doesn't want to look straight into the camera. It knows that it is exploited beyond belief and nothing and no-one to stop that.
ReplyDeleteNo-one?
No! Here I am telling this directly to you, Stop this animal injustice. This cruel vile barbaric and mean, mean, mean as sticking accupuncture needles where it hurts. The fact that this is an AI-generated image and no animals were hurt in the process of making this picture, does not steer away from the maliciousness it implies.
Great album though
Knock it off, Babs.
DeleteDear Anonymous sir or madam the Honourable Guild Of Anonymous Trolls, known to its friends as GOAT, will not take kindly to freelance imposters intruding in such an unappealing and frankly delusional manner. As a long standing committee member, I advise to cease and desist in interfering in such an offhand way especially considering it being such a welcoming blog as Farq's. Such bizarre trolling bring all of us into disrepute.
DeleteFurthermore I dread to think what the Honourable Union of Vermin Control Professionals (feline division) might make of such an unwarranted and unjustified intrusion into the promotion of one of their junior members in such a way. Especially knowing their local shop steward has considerable sway in the Internet community and has previously been known to impose a litter tray strike (very messy) upon those humans who cross him for quite minor issues.
Farq Old Bean. Do us a favour if you find the urge to post such things please remember some of us have dogs and post some sort of advisory warning on the blog header. I was using the big screen in the lounge to surf when I opened this up and the dog went nuts. I've had to tie him up in the Conservatory to calm down! (Tee Hee)
ReplyDeleteNow this 'Kitten' has claws........
ReplyDeletehttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103776/mediaviewer/rm1523462401?ft0=name&fv0=nm0000201&ft1=image_type&fv1=still_frame&ref_=tt_ch
As much of a Peiffer Pfan as I am, she's my least favourite Cat Woman. Catwoman?
DeleteI'll bite. So, which one is your favorite? For me, Julie Newmar.
DeleteAs I grow older, Eartha Kitt.
DeleteI'm allergic to cats
ReplyDeleteDO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.
DeleteAngela Davis when she was a hot Panther
ReplyDelete*applause*
DeleteLiving in the countryside, I innocently let one day one of this buggers at my home to get rid of mice.
ReplyDeleteNow it became a constant harassment for more and more food and a fluffy ball of guano getting across my path.
He's probably wanting to cause some deadly fall and eat me too.
The vermin outlived Hitler and there are no signs of his inminent death while there are plenty of mine.
Next life I'll keep the mice.
Bat
"Next life I'll keep the mice" - title of your autobio right there.
DeleteThe damn thing has one missing eye and looks like something out of a Lovecraft tale.
DeleteWorst of it all, ladies visiting me fall in love ipso facto with this hairy horror.
That only saved him from an early grave.
While they are scratching his belly he gives me that one-eyed look of extortion that says "You owe me another one, mate"
I bet his tells his friends how he is the only chance for the old creepy bastard to get laid.
Next life I'll happily adopt Nosferatu.
Bat
This week I’m looking after a neighbours cat. The neighbour is great, the cat in an ungrateful pest. I recently looked after a friends dog for a day, I’m not a ‘doggy’ person, but I nearly fell in love with the adorable hound.
ReplyDeleteWe've looked after around twelve dogs since building the house, all mutts (except the boss of the house). Life would be less without them.
Delete2 Pussies
ReplyDeletehttps://mrweirdandwacky.blogspot.com/2024/03/musik-zum-schmusen-sie-er.html?sc=1727168587838#c1866339460128175829
I asked Sundar Pichai to put a Sensitive Content warning on this.
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