Thursday, June 16, 2022

Let's Play! Dept. - Who's Stuck Up Mrs. Myra Nussbaum's Crack?

Foam-O-Graph© Leading the way where others have followed!

It's been a while since th' IoF©'s beloved gender fluidity* icon Mrs. Myra Nussbaum hosted a game show! Older readers (cough) will remember her primetime ratings-busters like Help Mrs. Myra Nussbaum Clear Her Back Passage! Who's In Mrs. Myra Nussbaum's Muff? and the family values favorite Who's In Mrs. Myra Nussbaum's Clam? so leave us give the old doll a warm hand on her entrance! 
[FX - taped applause on loop - Ed.]

"A big furry grannytongue kissy-kiss to everyone out there in FoamLand™! Mrs. Myra here with more wholesome televisual entertainment! Today's show wants you, the Four Or Five Guy© scratching his balls, to identify the artistes stuck up my crack!"

Thanks, Mrs. M! Join interactive fun by leaving clew or hint in comment! Remember - don't name artistes/albums directly!

Today's grand prize is this wonderful project car [left, winner collects - Ed.], plus bonus prize of a glamorous night of love for one (1) at Pork Bend's romantic XXX Delite Auto Court! There's a special consolation prize of the featured albums for the dumbasses without clew one.

Please note that one of the acts is British. This is a shameless act of pandering to youse UK bums what are crap at recognising American albums. 

[*Mrs. Myra Nussbaum has gender-related fluid issues - Ed.]










21 comments:

  1. In order what we keep us tiny minds focussed on th' task in hand, I'm giving Babs the day off from bein' Mass Debate Hostess. I'm in th' way of thinkin' today's computation ain't too taxin' on th' old gray materials, but your mileage may differ.

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  2. Not a clew on the pink one, but is the other one citrusy? Oh boy, I might be half right.
    That ceiling looks like it'll fall down soon though.

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    1. On the other hand, the consolation prize seems somehow more appealing than the grand wazoo.

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  4. I think Vinnie and the boys rose like a Phoenix on the pink one.

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    1. That was my first thought too but I didn't see any yellow lettering at the bottom and the image doesn't seem right; maybe it's a different version of the cover though?!? Not a lot of pink covers like that I know of. Great album regardless!!

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    2. MrDave you don't recognize it because when it gets extra hot in Phoenix, you turn the AC sideways.
      C in California

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    3. doh! that's not fair! I demand a recount; that's one of my favorite albums (along with the next 3 after that).

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  5. Y'know, a little rubbing compound will buff that car out just fine.

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  6. You're toying with my emotions. The fetching and delectable Myra....
    Oooops - optometrist just called. Missed appointment.
    Back later.

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  7. Three hundred and sixty-five Felis catus

    Longing for you to be present

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  8. Ooh! Ooh! I know those!

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