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It's been a while since Body Positivism Anti-Ageism Icon Mrs. Myra Nussbaum had a FoamFeature™, and today she's inviting the Four Or Five Guys© to take a squint inside her clam! That's right, subscribers! Nestling in the moist, glutinous interior is an entertainment-adjacent homunculus! Can you perchance identify the miniature show-biz simulacrum?
Impress confreres with allusive hint, recondite reference, cryptic clew in comments to showcase your savoir-faire! (Allow for possibility of Your Genial Host not immediately reading your mind, FFS.)
Lucky winners of this swell competition will win A ALBUM by featured star! Sayy - why not invite your monobrow pals around for a Clam Party?!
UPDATE: I made this kwizz insultingly easy on account which youse bums gots a lamentable recent histry in this-type thing. Yell ya why this album is swell: It's a well-recorded Vegas gig from his Imperial years, from soup to nuts, insanely professional (check the contractual run-time), and a lot of fun. Even the cover and the title are cooler than an eskimo's nuts.
This post made possible thru Class A drugs.
Don't name celebrity directly! Be a smart-ass!
ReplyDeleteHad a feud with Jerry
ReplyDelete... Babs here hinting it's Tom The Cat.
DeleteI think Babs nailed it. The pride of Steubenville.
DeleteThere's a statue of Tom outside the Steubenville Chamber Of Commerce. Many tourists miss it because they see it on edge.
DeleteTom The Cat?
DeleteAin't That a Kick in the Head?
This is the only one of these "name the artist" posts I've ever been able to identify and maybe earn some needed street cred on the IoF assuming the IoF has streets, and whaddya know? I don't want it. Got that? I know who it is BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO PLAY (crosses arms, turns head away, and sniffs haughtily).
ReplyDeleteSu-uuuure ya know whom it is! WE BELIEVE YOU!
DeleteI believe him. I was at school with his cousin festoonic1 and they're an honest family so far as I can tell. Apart from that unfortunate incident with festoonic3, best not mentioned.
DeleteAnyways, everybody seems to think that the chap caught in Myra's clam is that bloke in the 10cc song but I don't - that would be too easy and the Foam Boss doesn't do easy.
So I'm going to guess it's the similarily named "Lucky Stars" hitmaker. (I have his autograph you know.)
If I win the prize, once again I'm too busy for an award ceremony so please give it to the needy.
Cheers, Peanuts Molloy.
Part of Frank's "rat group".
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Good enough.
DeleteYep, looks that way to me. He might Sway down to Houston to Love Somebody Sometime.
ReplyDeleteOch, it's "My Favorite Martin". Thanks for more of your creative images. I save them in my screen saver.
ReplyDeleteYou use them as a screensaver? Why, that's the highest compliment a guy could get! *snurfle*!
ReplyDeleteItsa Mista Crocetti who leavea hees aka off for tha day!
ReplyDeleteHey! Shaddap you face!
DeleteAnd his face was shut!
DeleteOooh, Mrs. Myra Nussbaums hand is more scary than her clam.
ReplyDeleteYou all beat me to the rum punch. For mid-April, baby, it's cold outside.
ReplyDeleteI knew this, honest, but lots of people beat me to it. Then again, I would say that...
ReplyDeleteJust last week, I carefully placed the Rolling Stones "I Just Want To Make Love To You" right after a song of his, in memory of how nice he was to them on his show.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was...AW, forget it.
ReplyDeleteNo link? Or was this kwizz just a "Go out and buy it, youze bums" tease ahead of Record Shop Day?
ReplyDeleteFanny - I may call you Fanny? - would you step into my office a second? One socially-distanced minute? Thank you. Don't shut the door - that's fine. Hope you won't mind me mentioning this - again - but how things work around here is that I don't do loaddups, generally, unless one of the 4/5g© axes. When I am delighted to share the bounteousness. Only too pleased! If none of the usual bums asks, I presume everybody's got, or nobody wants. So I'll take your comment as a request, and see to it that Kreemé goes throught the necessary process to share this magical moment of musical history with you. Swing by a little later.
DeleteNote the (unedited) run-time of 59 minutes. That'll be in his contract - one hour. It sounds loose and even chaotic, but the whole drunk thing was a finely-tuned and timed act, where he makes a mockery of absolutely everything, the songs (which never finishes, and sometimes barely starts) and himself included, but he never strikes a cynical note, never makes his audience feel patronised. Give it up for Dino.
ReplyDeletehttps://workupload.com/file/rrvYvqNDMmU
Thanks for the upload and for humouring an uncouth gatecrasher, Farq. There's a book about Atlantic City's glory years called 'The Last Good Time', which could just as easily describe the milieux these class acts illuminated.
DeleteYou're welcome - also a Four Or Five Guy©, not a gatecrasher. Thanks for the book heads-up - I'll look out for it.
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